Adaptive Curmudgeon is creating Verbiage
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$19
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I am the author of Adaptive Curmudgeon; a blog which includes philosophical arguments with trees, the saga of the bravest and freest duck in all of creation, and a million odd words of rants, discussions, and homesteading mayhem. I've recently unearthed the terrible secret of ABBA and the continuing threat of "Lesbian Squirrels". My tractor is still broke. My dog is my editor.
Tiers
Invitation To Feel Smug
$2 or more per month 5 patrons
  • You can honestly claim "Adaptive would be doomed without my support".
  • My dog and I will be forever grateful.
  • When I remember to do so, I'll post "Lesbian Squirrels" episodes here  before they go on my blog. Folks who donate $2 get to see these posts.
League Of Awesome
$5 or more per month 1 patron
  • I will hoist a glass of whiskey in your honor. 
  • My dog will adore you and I will be grateful.
  • If you wish I'll e-mail "Lesbian Squirrels" posts directly to you before they go on my blog. Use this power only for good, never for evil.
One Time Participatory Mayhem
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I will propose a toast to your health, spiritual attainment, and sexual prowess.
  • My dog will adore you. And so will I.
  • If you wish I will create a character or event in "Lesbian Squirrels" in your honor. This is subject to my unflinching editorial control and the vicissitudes of the story arc. (I will contact you to discuss ideas.)
Full Fledged Patron Of The Arts
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • My dog and I will sing your praises.
  • I will raise a duck or other farmyard creature in your honor and you get the naming rights.
  • I will mail you a pound of top quality bacon.
  • If you wish, I will create a story arc in your honor. It will involve you or someone (or something) you specify; in a highly fictional arena. I promise no less than 10,000 words of my finest bullshit! 
Goals
$19 of $20 per month
This goal is the kick in the ass gentle nudge necessary to keep me writing Lesbian Squirrels.
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I am the author of Adaptive Curmudgeon; a blog which includes philosophical arguments with trees, the saga of the bravest and freest duck in all of creation, and a million odd words of rants, discussions, and homesteading mayhem. I've recently unearthed the terrible secret of ABBA and the continuing threat of "Lesbian Squirrels". My tractor is still broke. My dog is my editor.

Recent posts by Adaptive Curmudgeon

Tiers
Invitation To Feel Smug
$2 or more per month 5 patrons
  • You can honestly claim "Adaptive would be doomed without my support".
  • My dog and I will be forever grateful.
  • When I remember to do so, I'll post "Lesbian Squirrels" episodes here  before they go on my blog. Folks who donate $2 get to see these posts.
League Of Awesome
$5 or more per month 1 patron
  • I will hoist a glass of whiskey in your honor. 
  • My dog will adore you and I will be grateful.
  • If you wish I'll e-mail "Lesbian Squirrels" posts directly to you before they go on my blog. Use this power only for good, never for evil.
One Time Participatory Mayhem
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I will propose a toast to your health, spiritual attainment, and sexual prowess.
  • My dog will adore you. And so will I.
  • If you wish I will create a character or event in "Lesbian Squirrels" in your honor. This is subject to my unflinching editorial control and the vicissitudes of the story arc. (I will contact you to discuss ideas.)
Full Fledged Patron Of The Arts
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • My dog and I will sing your praises.
  • I will raise a duck or other farmyard creature in your honor and you get the naming rights.
  • I will mail you a pound of top quality bacon.
  • If you wish, I will create a story arc in your honor. It will involve you or someone (or something) you specify; in a highly fictional arena. I promise no less than 10,000 words of my finest bullshit!