Almost Heroic is creating A Comedy Based D&D Podcast
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Join us on our weekly quest as we battle enemies that are kind of dangerous, with skills that are sort of effective, as characters who are... ALMOST HEROIC.

We are currently basing our game off of D&D Fifth Edition including elements from Xanathar's Guide to Everything, with a splash of flavor from a number of home-brews and multiple dick jokes.

We release a new episode every Sunday to all audio podcast platforms (iTunes, Google Play, Podbean, etc.) Our content will always be FREE and any gold received through your generous donations will only make the podcast more EPIC.

Almost Heroic is...

Sammael (Warlock | Hexblade | Yuan-ti) - Rob Zoeller can be found on most all social media outlets, along with Tony, from their universal branding of Bytes N' Brews. (Facebook, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Steam, PSN, etc.) all of it... @bytesnbrews.


Murmur (Bard | College of Whispers | Tiefling) -
Tony Pisano can be found... at most any bar. He'll be that inebriated guy talking to everyone. He also tweets occasionally, from @TonyPizza333.


Ralf (Cleric | Domain of Healing | Firbolg) - Allan Singson can be found in local ramen houses OR on Twitch as Evadude.


Azurite (Barbarian | Storm Herald | Earth Genasi) -
 Whitney Perkins can be found destroying things in real life, just like her character!  Or on her Twitter


And last, but most certainly not least, our Lord & Savior, our Master of Ceremonies, our Dungeon Master, Patrick "The God Damn DM" Tracy can be found on Twitter @TheGodDamnDM.



Whether you choose to donate or not we thank you for checking out our merry little band of misfits. This has been a passion project for us for quite some time and any consideration would be greatly appreciated.

Seriously though, money would help. You have no idea how expensive Tony's drinking habits and Allen's store brand adderall are.
Tiers
NPC
$1 or more per month
The staple to any good adventure. Whether our heroes are saving you from danger or more likely the ones putting you in said danger, your presence is necessary for us to exist.


- Exclusive Thank You Video

- Access to Patreon Feed

- This Digital Thumbs Up: 👍

Initiate
$5 or more per month
Welcome to the Guild of the Phoenix! Whether you chose to be here or were conscripted like a certain begrudging Tiefling, your help is appreciated either way.


- Everything included with lower tiers 

- Guild of the Phoenix Discord Role and private channel

- Exclusive Behind The Scenes Content

Includes Discord rewards
Ember
$10 or more per month
Moving up in the ranks!


- Everything included with lower tiers

- A personalized Thank You Video from the Almost Heroic guys

- Opportunity to pitch creative content (Names, NPCs, enemies, scenarios, etc.) to potentially be used in an episode.

Includes Discord rewards
Flame
$20 or more per month
Our highest current level for the Guild of the Phoenix! You get the most of our love. Maybe even some lewds if you ask nicely. Enjoy being better than everyone else, with this limited tier!


  

- Everything included with lower tiers

- Personal shout out from us, at least once a month, in the middle of our episodes.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
88% complete
ART AND MERCH DEVELOPMENT!!! We have already collaborated with a number of artists to create images, including the character portraits that you see on the main About section. We would like to continue to flesh out our adventures through commissioned art, some of which will be available in a wearable format (Stickers, t-shirts, etc.)
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Join us on our weekly quest as we battle enemies that are kind of dangerous, with skills that are sort of effective, as characters who are... ALMOST HEROIC.

We are currently basing our game off of D&D Fifth Edition including elements from Xanathar's Guide to Everything, with a splash of flavor from a number of home-brews and multiple dick jokes.

We release a new episode every Sunday to all audio podcast platforms (iTunes, Google Play, Podbean, etc.) Our content will always be FREE and any gold received through your generous donations will only make the podcast more EPIC.

Almost Heroic is...

Sammael (Warlock | Hexblade | Yuan-ti) - Rob Zoeller can be found on most all social media outlets, along with Tony, from their universal branding of Bytes N' Brews. (Facebook, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Steam, PSN, etc.) all of it... @bytesnbrews.


Murmur (Bard | College of Whispers | Tiefling) -
Tony Pisano can be found... at most any bar. He'll be that inebriated guy talking to everyone. He also tweets occasionally, from @TonyPizza333.


Ralf (Cleric | Domain of Healing | Firbolg) - Allan Singson can be found in local ramen houses OR on Twitch as Evadude.


Azurite (Barbarian | Storm Herald | Earth Genasi) -
 Whitney Perkins can be found destroying things in real life, just like her character!  Or on her Twitter


And last, but most certainly not least, our Lord & Savior, our Master of Ceremonies, our Dungeon Master, Patrick "The God Damn DM" Tracy can be found on Twitter @TheGodDamnDM.



Whether you choose to donate or not we thank you for checking out our merry little band of misfits. This has been a passion project for us for quite some time and any consideration would be greatly appreciated.

Seriously though, money would help. You have no idea how expensive Tony's drinking habits and Allen's store brand adderall are.

Recent posts by Almost Heroic

Tiers
NPC
$1 or more per month
The staple to any good adventure. Whether our heroes are saving you from danger or more likely the ones putting you in said danger, your presence is necessary for us to exist.


- Exclusive Thank You Video

- Access to Patreon Feed

- This Digital Thumbs Up: 👍

Initiate
$5 or more per month
Welcome to the Guild of the Phoenix! Whether you chose to be here or were conscripted like a certain begrudging Tiefling, your help is appreciated either way.


- Everything included with lower tiers 

- Guild of the Phoenix Discord Role and private channel

- Exclusive Behind The Scenes Content

Includes Discord rewards
Ember
$10 or more per month
Moving up in the ranks!


- Everything included with lower tiers

- A personalized Thank You Video from the Almost Heroic guys

- Opportunity to pitch creative content (Names, NPCs, enemies, scenarios, etc.) to potentially be used in an episode.

Includes Discord rewards
Flame
$20 or more per month
Our highest current level for the Guild of the Phoenix! You get the most of our love. Maybe even some lewds if you ask nicely. Enjoy being better than everyone else, with this limited tier!


  

- Everything included with lower tiers

- Personal shout out from us, at least once a month, in the middle of our episodes.

Includes Discord rewards