Arlene Biscuit

is creating roadtrip memoirs
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About Arlene Biscuit

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." -Yogi Berra

Hi, I'm Arlene! I'm a photographer, muse, and tumbleweed. Right now, I'm on a yearlong roadtrip in search of adventures, my future photos, chill Meetups, and the second best biscuits in the world.* You can join me on the wild and wandering Roadtrip of 2018 - there will be neon lights, hitchhiking, weird motels, colorful characters, roadside attractions, and who knows what else! Maybe even dinosaurs!

Arlene's 2018 Roadtrip Adventure List
Roam, blog, meet up, and explore my way through all fifty states!
Send postcards from Truth or Consequences, NM; Sparks, NV; Experiment, GA; Smile, KY; Climax, PA; Zigzag, OR; and Unicorn, MD!
Attend the UFO Festival in Roswell, NM (July 6-8), the National Hobo Convention in Britt, IA (August 9-12), the Mountain Mushroom Festival in Irvine, KY (April 28-29), and more! I love strange conventions, suggestions are welcomed!
Photograph mythical roadside attractions such as the Giants of Unger, WV; the Oregon Vortex; and the world's largest catsup bottle in Collinsville, IL!
Follow parts of Kerouac's On the Road.
Film an episode of my variety show at the haunted Clown Motel in Tonopah, NV!
More on my website! This Roadtrip is a work in progress. With your support, there's no telling what new adventures I can get into! Thank you and see you on the road!

*The best biscuits in the world are at Tudor's World, of course.

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