Attack of the John

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  i'm on patreon cuz i stream full-time and it don't pay the bills!
but seriously, thank you so much to anyone who follows or donates on twitch, watches/comments on youtube, or supports on patreon.  every kind of support genuinely helps more than you know in a lot of ways.  
 though i'd love to continue doing this 8ish hours every day, i would literally die of starvation at the current rate, so it was either make a patreon or give up consistent streaming.  PLEASE do not feel obligated to become a patron or continue being a patron if your money is tight; i still appreciate non-monetary support!!

(intro video is a compilation of dumb things i've said created by Harri, be sure to subscribe to his youtube ya gremlins)
Tiers
cutie
$1 or more per month
Official patron status. This means you'll get access to my patron-only feed AND my endless appreciation for joining my team.  also if you ever meet me in person you can request ONE free kiss on the cheek ((you may record or photograph the momentous occasion if you so desire))  (((must provide proof of identity)))
beauty
$5 or more per month
if you want to join my Discord, you'll get a special role/access to an exclusive Patron-only chat!  in addition, you can add me on steam if you'd like (plus all previous rewards)
gremlin
$10 or more per month only 10 left
you will be a mod in the twitch stream and in the discord!  (WARNING: if you abuse mod powers or act toxic toward viewers you can lose this privilege) ((plus all previous rewards))
grey ape
$25 or more per month only 7 left
every month, we'll have an ape segment during a stream where you can join in on the action!  that means ape-tier patrons can join the game, and Discord voice chat if wanted, during the 1-hour ape segment (plus all previous rewards) ((NOTE: the ape segment game will be based on what ape-tier patrons want to play, and may need to change based on number of participants... you obviously also need to own the game that the majority of apes vote for, which can be any of the following)):  

-Dark Souls 

-Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin 

-Dark Souls 3 

-Minecraft 

-Team Fortress 2 

-Left 4 Dead 2 

-Borderlands 2 

-Diablo 3 

if you don't own the game that will be played during the ape segment, you won't be able to join us that time... but, you can still join the Discord voice channel during the ape segment if you want! 

sassy cat
$50 or more per month only 3 left
At your service! Once a month, you can join me for a half-hour sassycat segment of the stream, playing whatever game you choose (from the previous list), or just shooting the shit, with just the two of us!  also if we meet in person you can demand unlimited hugs whenever you want (plus all previous rewards)
Goals
$0 of $20 per month
when i hit 20 dollars per month, i will focus at least 2 days a week on a SINGLE game that the stream wants to see.. meaning less game hopping and general tomfoolery
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  i'm on patreon cuz i stream full-time and it don't pay the bills!
but seriously, thank you so much to anyone who follows or donates on twitch, watches/comments on youtube, or supports on patreon.  every kind of support genuinely helps more than you know in a lot of ways.  
 though i'd love to continue doing this 8ish hours every day, i would literally die of starvation at the current rate, so it was either make a patreon or give up consistent streaming.  PLEASE do not feel obligated to become a patron or continue being a patron if your money is tight; i still appreciate non-monetary support!!

(intro video is a compilation of dumb things i've said created by Harri, be sure to subscribe to his youtube ya gremlins)

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Tiers
cutie
$1 or more per month
Official patron status. This means you'll get access to my patron-only feed AND my endless appreciation for joining my team.  also if you ever meet me in person you can request ONE free kiss on the cheek ((you may record or photograph the momentous occasion if you so desire))  (((must provide proof of identity)))
beauty
$5 or more per month
if you want to join my Discord, you'll get a special role/access to an exclusive Patron-only chat!  in addition, you can add me on steam if you'd like (plus all previous rewards)
gremlin
$10 or more per month only 10 left
you will be a mod in the twitch stream and in the discord!  (WARNING: if you abuse mod powers or act toxic toward viewers you can lose this privilege) ((plus all previous rewards))
grey ape
$25 or more per month only 7 left
every month, we'll have an ape segment during a stream where you can join in on the action!  that means ape-tier patrons can join the game, and Discord voice chat if wanted, during the 1-hour ape segment (plus all previous rewards) ((NOTE: the ape segment game will be based on what ape-tier patrons want to play, and may need to change based on number of participants... you obviously also need to own the game that the majority of apes vote for, which can be any of the following)):  

-Dark Souls 

-Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin 

-Dark Souls 3 

-Minecraft 

-Team Fortress 2 

-Left 4 Dead 2 

-Borderlands 2 

-Diablo 3 

if you don't own the game that will be played during the ape segment, you won't be able to join us that time... but, you can still join the Discord voice channel during the ape segment if you want! 

sassy cat
$50 or more per month only 3 left
At your service! Once a month, you can join me for a half-hour sassycat segment of the stream, playing whatever game you choose (from the previous list), or just shooting the shit, with just the two of us!  also if we meet in person you can demand unlimited hugs whenever you want (plus all previous rewards)