badsciencejokes

is creating The worst science memes on the interwebs

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I'm Melissa.

I run BadScienceJokes all over the internet! It's a full time gig! But I wouldn't change it for the world. I absolutely adore meeting new science nerds (said in the most loving way). I want to help people learn about science while laughing. Humor can make people retain information faster! Did you know that? So, jokes are a totally acceptable form of education. Well.. At least I say so haha!

Thanks to everyone who has followed me or has said my page is dumb.
"Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate" -Taylor Swift
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BadScienceJokes #1
$1 or more per month
You are the coolest person around. Just the thought that you were willing to contribute a dollar shows that what I do means something to someone out there. I love you. Lets get married
Sticker
$5 or more per month only 50 left
Get a bad science jokes bumper sticker and a shoutout on the social profile of your choice monthly.
Get a like/comment from BSJ on instagram
$10 or more per month only 10 left
When I like a post it goes to everyone following me in their 'following' tab. So the chances of your post being seen are going up tremendously. Ill also write something humorous or tell you youre pretty or if you want something specific tell me in your shipping address so I know-also tell me your instagram handle!!! -This would reoccur MONTHLY and you get a shoutout from me on your preferred social site each month.


You will also get a Bad Science Jokes bumper sticker mailed to you <3 -One time :) ((unless you really really like the sticker then sure i can send some more)

Offical Scientist
$15 or more per month only 10 left
Get all above rewards and a tee shirt of your choosing from the website after 60 days! :)


ALKYNES of Books
$20 or more per month only 50 left
Get a copy of the BadScienceJokes pickup lines book sent to you! I will autograph it and everything c: and obviously leave a bumper sticker in the cover. It will take up to 6 weeks for delivery :(

***And all the above stuff toooooo

PhD
$40 or more per month only 20 left
All the above stuff plus a weekly shoutout on the site of your choosing.
bESTIES
$100 or more per month only 5 left
Ok, so lets get started. You get both books Ive written. Ill sign them both. Ill send you anything from our store (tees/hoodies/bag/literally one of whatever you want my dear). And the bsj bumper sticker obviously. But Ill also send you a personalized video thanking you and heck, ill send you some vegas souvenirs since I live nearby and you know what? All the above stuff!
Independently Wealthy Sugar Daddy
$1,000 or more per month only 3 left
Call me and we can chat. wink wink
Goals
0 of 15 patrons
I will do some live streams and literally spend multiple days talking and getting to know you all
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I'm Melissa.

I run BadScienceJokes all over the internet! It's a full time gig! But I wouldn't change it for the world. I absolutely adore meeting new science nerds (said in the most loving way). I want to help people learn about science while laughing. Humor can make people retain information faster! Did you know that? So, jokes are a totally acceptable form of education. Well.. At least I say so haha!

Thanks to everyone who has followed me or has said my page is dumb.
"Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate" -Taylor Swift

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Tiers
BadScienceJokes #1
$1 or more per month
You are the coolest person around. Just the thought that you were willing to contribute a dollar shows that what I do means something to someone out there. I love you. Lets get married
Sticker
$5 or more per month only 50 left
Get a bad science jokes bumper sticker and a shoutout on the social profile of your choice monthly.
Get a like/comment from BSJ on instagram
$10 or more per month only 10 left
When I like a post it goes to everyone following me in their 'following' tab. So the chances of your post being seen are going up tremendously. Ill also write something humorous or tell you youre pretty or if you want something specific tell me in your shipping address so I know-also tell me your instagram handle!!! -This would reoccur MONTHLY and you get a shoutout from me on your preferred social site each month.


You will also get a Bad Science Jokes bumper sticker mailed to you <3 -One time :) ((unless you really really like the sticker then sure i can send some more)

Offical Scientist
$15 or more per month only 10 left
Get all above rewards and a tee shirt of your choosing from the website after 60 days! :)


ALKYNES of Books
$20 or more per month only 50 left
Get a copy of the BadScienceJokes pickup lines book sent to you! I will autograph it and everything c: and obviously leave a bumper sticker in the cover. It will take up to 6 weeks for delivery :(

***And all the above stuff toooooo

PhD
$40 or more per month only 20 left
All the above stuff plus a weekly shoutout on the site of your choosing.
bESTIES
$100 or more per month only 5 left
Ok, so lets get started. You get both books Ive written. Ill sign them both. Ill send you anything from our store (tees/hoodies/bag/literally one of whatever you want my dear). And the bsj bumper sticker obviously. But Ill also send you a personalized video thanking you and heck, ill send you some vegas souvenirs since I live nearby and you know what? All the above stuff!
Independently Wealthy Sugar Daddy
$1,000 or more per month only 3 left
Call me and we can chat. wink wink