Jamie

is creating Friendship

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About Jamie

hello everyone

my name is Jamie [REDACTED] and this is my patreon!

i offer you a new, fun, fresh, exciting and thrilling experience I have aptly dubbed "friendship." It is this cool hip thing that us gen z kids invented. it involves being nice to people who are nice make in order to establish a mutual connection of trust and platonic love.

basically i want you to purchase my synthetic affections

heres some STELLAR reviews from my most satisfied customers / friends:

"dude this guy is Literally the best friend I've ever had" - Conor T.
"hes ok" - Anna D.
"shit" - shorty

"I've literally never met this person in my life?" - Emilee C.

thank you and please give me money
Select a membership level
stranger
$1
per month
you get to be added to my community discord server. you may be addressed by me personally at least once (non-guarantee)
acquaintance
$5
per month
you get to be added to my community discord server. i will send at least one message a week to you privately on discord, and will address you in the community discord whenever i feel it necessary. you can enter the "acquaintance" voice channel where i shall visit for no more than 30 minutes a week.
friends
$15
per month
you get to be added to my community discord server. i will try to reply to each message you send me (limited to 10 messages per day, replies may be short.) you can enter the "friends" discord channel where i shall spend no more than 5 hours a week, roughly 1 hour a day monday-friday. you may send me funny memes and follow me on tumblr.
Goals
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please be my friend im so cripplingly lonely.
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