BorMachine is creating Gmod Animations (and sometimes SFM)
1

patron

$27
per month
I know I'm still not that of a popular Youtuber/Gmodder. And that's the main reason why [at the moment] I am not able to produce high quality poop on a regular and more frequent basis. Because apart from my YouTube life I also have some real life duties to do which take a lot of time. The most time consuming being my full-time job.

By becoming a Patron, you help me getting closer to a point at which I could change my full-time, to a part-time job. That means I could spend at least 20 hours more per week on my videos. The next step would then be going from part-time to full-time again. But this time, I'm talking about full-time YouTube. Of course, It's still a loooong way to go, but what did Abraham Lincoln once say?
"If they think you dream too big, dream bigger!"


So everything earned through Patreon will be 100% reinvested into my videos!

Also, by becoming a Patron you would receive a ton of Patreon-benefits, and you would also help the whole community by receiving more, better and funnier videos and by getting more "BorMachine"-support from me. Because most of my friends know that I always strive to help and support other people, or future creators of any kind. And who knows, that might bring up a few new fantastic content creators.

So yeah, I know I'm not the most popular Youtuber out there. Or the most popular Gmodder. But I might just be the most popular Heavy-adventure maker in your heart, and that would already be my greatest honor.

And everyone who ever tried to do a short Gmod, or SFM video, knows what amount of valuable time it takes. And I am willing to sacrifice more of my time to work harder on my videos, but that also means I need your support! Even if you can't donate any money: You're already helping me a lot by deactivating your AdBlock when watching my videos, by telling your friends about my channel or by sharing my videos all over the internet!
The patreon rewards start at $1 a month.

I have chosen the "pledge per month" instead of the "per video" option, to ensure continuity in video quality and not just knocking out as many videos as possible. However, I assure you that you will receive at least one video per month on average.

You have proven to me numerous times that you are one of the bestest fanbase one can have. And that's exactly why YOU are already fucking awesome. I know I can count on you my friends.

Many thanks for expressing your confidence in the products delivered by BorMachine Inc.™
Tiers
$ 1 (Loyal Supporter)
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Did you just join my team of patrons?! THANK YOU! As an official patron, you'll have access to:

  • A patron group with monthly raffles in which you can win awesome secret prizes!
  • My patron-only feed and early access to new videos (you will be able to see my YouTube videos before anyone else!)
  • Patron-Only videos, that no one else will be able to see (Unfinished Projects, Special Poop Videos, Outtakes and more!)
  • Every month, I'll have a live chat with you awesome patrons where we can talk about anything!

$ 3 (Awesome and loyal supporter)
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
Now it gets interesting!

For pledging $3 or more,
  • you will get exclusive access to my very limited Steam Friends List.
This means: Private chat sessions whenever I'm online!
You can ask me anything you would like, tell me about your day, your problems with girls or whatever. I will be more than happy to chat with you. Also you will have the chance to occasionally play a round of any game with me!

  • + All Previous Rewards!
$ 5 (Bestest fan ever <3)
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You get the say! For $5 or more,
  • you will get to choose the topic of upcoming videos.
  • Also, you will recieve a personal thank-you email with a funny TF2 or Gmod related, hand-drawn picture attached! (Yes, I will take my crayons out and actually draw a nice picture on a piece of paper, which I will then scan and send to you. But don't worry, I'm pretty good at drawing :D)   (...that was a lie, I suck)

  • + All Previous Rewards!
$ 10 (Coolest person on the whole planet)
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You will get an exclusive and honorable mention in all of my videos! 
  • Including a link to your channel or website in the description.

  • + All Previous Rewards
$ 30 (Holy shit you must be fucking crazy!)
$30 or more per month 3 patrons
At this level,
  • I will basically make a whole video based on your idea. That's right, you get to tell me what you want to see in a Gmod or SFM video, and I will make it. But not a short crap video, a full length animation (between 3 and 10 minutes, depends on the script).

  • You will also have a personal, handwritten letter of appreciation along with the hand-drawn picture (see $5 reward) mailed to you. Worldwide shipping!

  • + All Previous Rewards
$ 100 (Oh. My. God. I love you more than my girlfriend! (I don't have a girlfriend))
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Wow. You're an official sponsor of my work, and I couldn't be more grateful for it.
You basically own me now!

To express my gratitude,
  • I will literally sign the letter of appreciation (see $30 reward) with my own blood. I'm not even kidding.
  • You get to be the director of a whole video every month. You tell me what you wanna see, and I will make it. No matter what.

  • + All Previous Rewards

$ 150 (Action Hero)
$150 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You will receive a real life Bor_Machine™ Action Figure

  • + All Previous Rewards
$ 1999 (Wat)
$1,999 or more per month 0 patrons
I will buy a plane ticket and come visit you.

We can then play videogames, hit a bong together, I give you lessons in Gmod or SFM. Anything you want! (except any gay shit).

  • + All Previous Rewards!
Goals
$27 of $50 per month
Even more equipment!
Next step would be more RAM for editing, a new graphics card for better performance, new speakers (I still work with a 10 year old, $30 Logitech system) to tune and deliver high quality audio for my videos.
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I know I'm still not that of a popular Youtuber/Gmodder. And that's the main reason why [at the moment] I am not able to produce high quality poop on a regular and more frequent basis. Because apart from my YouTube life I also have some real life duties to do which take a lot of time. The most time consuming being my full-time job.

By becoming a Patron, you help me getting closer to a point at which I could change my full-time, to a part-time job. That means I could spend at least 20 hours more per week on my videos. The next step would then be going from part-time to full-time again. But this time, I'm talking about full-time YouTube. Of course, It's still a loooong way to go, but what did Abraham Lincoln once say?
"If they think you dream too big, dream bigger!"


So everything earned through Patreon will be 100% reinvested into my videos!

Also, by becoming a Patron you would receive a ton of Patreon-benefits, and you would also help the whole community by receiving more, better and funnier videos and by getting more "BorMachine"-support from me. Because most of my friends know that I always strive to help and support other people, or future creators of any kind. And who knows, that might bring up a few new fantastic content creators.

So yeah, I know I'm not the most popular Youtuber out there. Or the most popular Gmodder. But I might just be the most popular Heavy-adventure maker in your heart, and that would already be my greatest honor.

And everyone who ever tried to do a short Gmod, or SFM video, knows what amount of valuable time it takes. And I am willing to sacrifice more of my time to work harder on my videos, but that also means I need your support! Even if you can't donate any money: You're already helping me a lot by deactivating your AdBlock when watching my videos, by telling your friends about my channel or by sharing my videos all over the internet!
The patreon rewards start at $1 a month.

I have chosen the "pledge per month" instead of the "per video" option, to ensure continuity in video quality and not just knocking out as many videos as possible. However, I assure you that you will receive at least one video per month on average.

You have proven to me numerous times that you are one of the bestest fanbase one can have. And that's exactly why YOU are already fucking awesome. I know I can count on you my friends.

Many thanks for expressing your confidence in the products delivered by BorMachine Inc.™

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Tiers
$ 1 (Loyal Supporter)
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Did you just join my team of patrons?! THANK YOU! As an official patron, you'll have access to:

  • A patron group with monthly raffles in which you can win awesome secret prizes!
  • My patron-only feed and early access to new videos (you will be able to see my YouTube videos before anyone else!)
  • Patron-Only videos, that no one else will be able to see (Unfinished Projects, Special Poop Videos, Outtakes and more!)
  • Every month, I'll have a live chat with you awesome patrons where we can talk about anything!

$ 3 (Awesome and loyal supporter)
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
Now it gets interesting!

For pledging $3 or more,
  • you will get exclusive access to my very limited Steam Friends List.
This means: Private chat sessions whenever I'm online!
You can ask me anything you would like, tell me about your day, your problems with girls or whatever. I will be more than happy to chat with you. Also you will have the chance to occasionally play a round of any game with me!

  • + All Previous Rewards!
$ 5 (Bestest fan ever <3)
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You get the say! For $5 or more,
  • you will get to choose the topic of upcoming videos.
  • Also, you will recieve a personal thank-you email with a funny TF2 or Gmod related, hand-drawn picture attached! (Yes, I will take my crayons out and actually draw a nice picture on a piece of paper, which I will then scan and send to you. But don't worry, I'm pretty good at drawing :D)   (...that was a lie, I suck)

  • + All Previous Rewards!
$ 10 (Coolest person on the whole planet)
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You will get an exclusive and honorable mention in all of my videos! 
  • Including a link to your channel or website in the description.

  • + All Previous Rewards
$ 30 (Holy shit you must be fucking crazy!)
$30 or more per month 3 patrons
At this level,
  • I will basically make a whole video based on your idea. That's right, you get to tell me what you want to see in a Gmod or SFM video, and I will make it. But not a short crap video, a full length animation (between 3 and 10 minutes, depends on the script).

  • You will also have a personal, handwritten letter of appreciation along with the hand-drawn picture (see $5 reward) mailed to you. Worldwide shipping!

  • + All Previous Rewards
$ 100 (Oh. My. God. I love you more than my girlfriend! (I don't have a girlfriend))
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Wow. You're an official sponsor of my work, and I couldn't be more grateful for it.
You basically own me now!

To express my gratitude,
  • I will literally sign the letter of appreciation (see $30 reward) with my own blood. I'm not even kidding.
  • You get to be the director of a whole video every month. You tell me what you wanna see, and I will make it. No matter what.

  • + All Previous Rewards

$ 150 (Action Hero)
$150 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You will receive a real life Bor_Machine™ Action Figure

  • + All Previous Rewards
$ 1999 (Wat)
$1,999 or more per month 0 patrons
I will buy a plane ticket and come visit you.

We can then play videogames, hit a bong together, I give you lessons in Gmod or SFM. Anything you want! (except any gay shit).

  • + All Previous Rewards!