Bill Desmarais

Bill Desmarais

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I would just like to take this opportunity to thank my fans and patrons.
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Introductory
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You're new. Who am I? Why should you?

And yet, you do. But you do it reasonably, and here.

"Yeah, I've got just a toe in the water."
Casual
$10 or more per month
You're been around. Seen some stuff. You know me. You know what I'm about.

So you're ready, and here's where you get in.

"Yeah, I'm a helper. I help."
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$20 or more per month
You're been waiting. You thought this day should have come sooner. You get it. You can't get enough.

You want more of it, so here's where you get in.

"Hell yes I'm in. Why aren't you?!"
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$50 or more per month
You demanded action. Why didn't I already have a Patreon? You sent emails. Used words. Urgency is your by-law, Action your by-line, and *NSYNC your by-by-by.

And you've been lucky. You've got the money to go where your mouth has already been, so here's where you get in.

And to others, you usually say very little.
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$100 or more per month
You like me more than is reasonable, and seeing this page, on this day, makes today the best day of your life thus far.

You're also staggeringly bad with money. You make poor decisions. So naturally we find you here.

If asked, you may not remember doing this. You may actively disbelieve. "I'm where?"
Executive Platinum Elite Ultra
$200 or more per month
You are a figment of an imagination; Is that imagination even mine? Maybe you're a hallucination the whole world is having about itself.

You might be a leprechaun, but not the greedy, tricksy hoarding kind. Clearly not that.

If someone manages to ask somehow, you will probably answer with a voice that is the very wind itself.
Goals
0 of 5 patrons
As soon as I have 5 patrons, I'll start taking requests for further community goals!
1 of 1
I would just like to take this opportunity to thank my fans and patrons.

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Tiers
Introductory
$1 or more per month
You're new. Who am I? Why should you?

And yet, you do. But you do it reasonably, and here.

"Yeah, I've got just a toe in the water."
Casual
$10 or more per month
You're been around. Seen some stuff. You know me. You know what I'm about.

So you're ready, and here's where you get in.

"Yeah, I'm a helper. I help."
Select
$20 or more per month
You're been waiting. You thought this day should have come sooner. You get it. You can't get enough.

You want more of it, so here's where you get in.

"Hell yes I'm in. Why aren't you?!"
Elite
$50 or more per month
You demanded action. Why didn't I already have a Patreon? You sent emails. Used words. Urgency is your by-law, Action your by-line, and *NSYNC your by-by-by.

And you've been lucky. You've got the money to go where your mouth has already been, so here's where you get in.

And to others, you usually say very little.
Platinum Elite
$100 or more per month
You like me more than is reasonable, and seeing this page, on this day, makes today the best day of your life thus far.

You're also staggeringly bad with money. You make poor decisions. So naturally we find you here.

If asked, you may not remember doing this. You may actively disbelieve. "I'm where?"
Executive Platinum Elite Ultra
$200 or more per month
You are a figment of an imagination; Is that imagination even mine? Maybe you're a hallucination the whole world is having about itself.

You might be a leprechaun, but not the greedy, tricksy hoarding kind. Clearly not that.

If someone manages to ask somehow, you will probably answer with a voice that is the very wind itself.