Bruna Coletto is creating digital paintings
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patron

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life thinking it is stupid. Right? Right. 
That's basically what happened to me. 

I grew up loving art. I used to go to the theater with my father every weekend. I drew my own tattoos once I was old enough to get them, I wrote short stories, I danced ballet for fifteen years and I got a degree in Economics. Wait what?!

A degree in Economics? Why would you do that? That's not art. You ask. 

No. it is not. 

Tired of fooling myself everyday, I gave up my career in Economics. Don't fret! I'm currently enrolled in a Masters Degree in Urban Planning (I'm not about to deposit all my hopes into drawing since I'm still very much a beginner). 

If you are a fish trying to climb a tree, as I was, HEY! WELCOME TO THE OCEAN! DARLING IT'S BETTER, DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM ME! Ok, I'll stop. 

But seriously. Welcome to my world of trying to reconnect to my true self. I hope you brought fruit.
Tiers
Access to one drawing a week
$1 or more per month
You will be graced with the blessing of looking at 1. I REPEAT. 1 majestic drawing done by yours truly EVERY WEEK. WHAT?? Yes people, 1 drawing a week. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BARGAIN!
Access to all drawings
$5 or more per month
You were thinking. Hey, a dollar for one drawing a week. THAT'S A BARGAIN. But do you know what's and EVEN FU**** BIGGER BARGAIN?? 5 dollars for all drawings. THAT'S RIGHT. You can appreciate all my drawings for the price of one frappomoccacino at Starbucks. What more do you need in life? Nothing. 
Simple Personalized Painting
$10 or more per month
Do you wish to see a pineapple flying on a magical pig? Does your heart desire to admire a handsome spider flirting with an even more handsome baboon? WELL, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! For only 25 obamas you can fulfill all your dreams. Send me a brief description of your idea and you're good to go. You're welcome.
Personalized drawing and post
$25 or more per month
I will draw you and write a story about you. You only need to provide me with some cues. I'M NOT ABOUT THAT JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER LIFE. Tell me your hobbies, your dreams, your most obscure secrets. Tell me everything. I will use the most advanced psychological techniques to trace your personality traits and recreate what scientists believe is the perfect rendition of your ESSENCE. 

THIS IS A ONE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE. - One in a lifetime because you only get one post and one drawing. 

Physical copy of a drawing every two months
$50 or more per month
Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Hello handsome. *blows kiss*. I'm here to tell you that you can have a little piece of me at your own house. Yes. I will print a drawing of mine (OF YOUR CHOICE) using the best printers IN THE WORLD. Actually, just the one at the local printer shop. And send it to you, every two months. A new art piece, for you, just for you (because you're the only crazy person to give me 100 dollars). 
Coupon Code for Discount at My Store
$100 or more per month
Do you want a new phone case? Or perhaps a new tote bag? Well, YOU'RE IN LUCK BOIIIII

If you send me all this money per month, I will give you a coupon code, and you can purchase all the products from my threadless store at BASE PRICE!

Get all the notebooks, rugs, shower curtains and fine art prints your heart desires! In fact, just fill your house with the same design, I bet that would look AWESOME. 

Goals
1 of 20 patrons
Hey 20 people crazy enough to give me money.
Do you like democracy? Do you enjoy elections? NO? WELL TOO BAD!!
When we reach 20 patrons I will create a poll and let you guys decide what my next drawing is going to be. 
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If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life thinking it is stupid. Right? Right. 
That's basically what happened to me. 

I grew up loving art. I used to go to the theater with my father every weekend. I drew my own tattoos once I was old enough to get them, I wrote short stories, I danced ballet for fifteen years and I got a degree in Economics. Wait what?!

A degree in Economics? Why would you do that? That's not art. You ask. 

No. it is not. 

Tired of fooling myself everyday, I gave up my career in Economics. Don't fret! I'm currently enrolled in a Masters Degree in Urban Planning (I'm not about to deposit all my hopes into drawing since I'm still very much a beginner). 

If you are a fish trying to climb a tree, as I was, HEY! WELCOME TO THE OCEAN! DARLING IT'S BETTER, DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM ME! Ok, I'll stop. 

But seriously. Welcome to my world of trying to reconnect to my true self. I hope you brought fruit.

Recent posts by Bruna Coletto

Tiers
Access to one drawing a week
$1 or more per month
You will be graced with the blessing of looking at 1. I REPEAT. 1 majestic drawing done by yours truly EVERY WEEK. WHAT?? Yes people, 1 drawing a week. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BARGAIN!
Access to all drawings
$5 or more per month
You were thinking. Hey, a dollar for one drawing a week. THAT'S A BARGAIN. But do you know what's and EVEN FU**** BIGGER BARGAIN?? 5 dollars for all drawings. THAT'S RIGHT. You can appreciate all my drawings for the price of one frappomoccacino at Starbucks. What more do you need in life? Nothing. 
Simple Personalized Painting
$10 or more per month
Do you wish to see a pineapple flying on a magical pig? Does your heart desire to admire a handsome spider flirting with an even more handsome baboon? WELL, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! For only 25 obamas you can fulfill all your dreams. Send me a brief description of your idea and you're good to go. You're welcome.
Personalized drawing and post
$25 or more per month
I will draw you and write a story about you. You only need to provide me with some cues. I'M NOT ABOUT THAT JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER LIFE. Tell me your hobbies, your dreams, your most obscure secrets. Tell me everything. I will use the most advanced psychological techniques to trace your personality traits and recreate what scientists believe is the perfect rendition of your ESSENCE. 

THIS IS A ONE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE. - One in a lifetime because you only get one post and one drawing. 

Physical copy of a drawing every two months
$50 or more per month
Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Hello handsome. *blows kiss*. I'm here to tell you that you can have a little piece of me at your own house. Yes. I will print a drawing of mine (OF YOUR CHOICE) using the best printers IN THE WORLD. Actually, just the one at the local printer shop. And send it to you, every two months. A new art piece, for you, just for you (because you're the only crazy person to give me 100 dollars). 
Coupon Code for Discount at My Store
$100 or more per month
Do you want a new phone case? Or perhaps a new tote bag? Well, YOU'RE IN LUCK BOIIIII

If you send me all this money per month, I will give you a coupon code, and you can purchase all the products from my threadless store at BASE PRICE!

Get all the notebooks, rugs, shower curtains and fine art prints your heart desires! In fact, just fill your house with the same design, I bet that would look AWESOME.