Bums on a Boat
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Tiers
Savy Salted Stubble
Clearly you're a crazy sav who's worth some salt & we are thrilled to have you join the crew, mate!
Looking good in those prickly chin hairs.
You've gained access to:
- Personal, in-depth episode descriptions
- Patron-only live stream Saturdays
Mad Moustachian
Taking it one step further with the upper lip?
You must be mad.
I'm afraid you're entirely bonkers. But, I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are!
In addition to the benefits above...
You will receive:
- $10.00 Credit to the Bums Store after two videos supported.
Phenomenal Philosopher
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing"
- a phamous quote from the Greek philosopher you resemble with that phace phull of phluff
Like Socrates himself, you are our inspiration.
Allow us to show our gratitude with the previously mentioned benefits, and:
- $20.00 Credit to the Bums store after two videos supported.
Wizard
Wowza
Merlin's beard?!
The only logical explanation for those wild hairs...
You're a wizard.
We're not even sure if you're real, but if you are, we'd be overjoyed to connect.
Join us aboard Chak Matay for a cockpit cup of coffee, or a sun-downer, if we're ever in your part of the world or if you're ever in ours.
(in addition to all above mentioned perks)
Tiers
Savy Salted Stubble
Clearly you're a crazy sav who's worth some salt & we are thrilled to have you join the crew, mate!
Looking good in those prickly chin hairs.
You've gained access to:
- Personal, in-depth episode descriptions
- Patron-only live stream Saturdays
Mad Moustachian
Taking it one step further with the upper lip?
You must be mad.
I'm afraid you're entirely bonkers. But, I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are!
In addition to the benefits above...
You will receive:
- $10.00 Credit to the Bums Store after two videos supported.
Phenomenal Philosopher
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing"
- a phamous quote from the Greek philosopher you resemble with that phace phull of phluff
Like Socrates himself, you are our inspiration.
Allow us to show our gratitude with the previously mentioned benefits, and:
- $20.00 Credit to the Bums store after two videos supported.
Wizard
Wowza
Merlin's beard?!
The only logical explanation for those wild hairs...
You're a wizard.
We're not even sure if you're real, but if you are, we'd be overjoyed to connect.
Join us aboard Chak Matay for a cockpit cup of coffee, or a sun-downer, if we're ever in your part of the world or if you're ever in ours.
(in addition to all above mentioned perks)