Bums on a Boat

are creating Tales of the Sea Gypsy Life

106

patrons
Tiers
SALTY SAILOR
$2 per Episode
Reward
"I am what I am, and that's all that I am!"
~ Popeye the Sailor Man

Clearly you're a crazy sav who's worth their salt, we are thrilled to have you join the crew.
🥗
Popeye may not be perfect - he never apologizes for who he is - but he does the best he can with what he has, and he knows leafy greens are key!
🥦
The body is the foundation, the first and most important step of the journey. If you can't hoist the main and haul up that anchor, you'll never get to face the sea.
🌿
You are our Popeye, our foundation for the most important journey of our lives.

As a Salty Sailor you've gained access to: 
✨EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
  • Early Access to Videos
  • Detailed Episode Descriptions 
  • Live-streams
  • Lens Content (( unedited, real time clips viewable for just 24 hrs! ))
  • 🔥 Bums Buried Treasure 

But that's not all. . . As part of our crew, you have a real impact on our creations
Our Patrons are a very savvy group. From time to time we will be looking to YOU for content ideas & feedback. 
MAD SCIENTIST
$5 per Episode
Reward

Mind


"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."


- A quote from the greatest mind of the 20th century.


The mind is the best tool we have on this journey. But it must be sharpened and emboldened to always speak the truth. 


 Like the genius of Einstein -


 You are our light in the darkness. We are truly thankful.


In addition to EXCLUSIVE CONTENT. . .


You will receive:

  • A $10.00 Credit to the Treasure Chest, where you'll find inspirational adventure gear, after two videos supported! 


PHENOMENAL PHILOSOPHER
$10 per Episode
Reward

Spirit


"The unexamined life is not worth living." 


The most famous philosopher of all time believed ultimate wisdom is knowing oneself.


Like Socrates - you are our inspiration.


You are the spirit of our inner journey. The third and highest pillar of our wisdom. 


Allow us to express our deepest appreciation! In addition to EXCLUSIVE CONTENT...


You will receive:


  • A real, personalized Thank You Card delivered to your mailbox.
  • PLUS! A $20.00 credit to the Treasure Chest, where you'll find inspirational adventure gear, after two videos supported!
WILY WIZARD
$25 per Episode
Reward
"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given us." 
~ Gandolf

WOWZAMerlin's beard. . . that's the only logical explanation for those wild hairs... You're a wizard.

We're not even sure if you're real, but we're stoked to have you join the crew!

Please, allow us to shower your Magicalness with gratitude and epic perks.
In addition to the aforementioned...
  • ✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT 
  • 💌 PERSONALIZED THANK YOU CARD
...You will receive
  • 💰$50 COUPON TO THE TREASURE CHEST *
  • 🔮 TICKET TO THE HAT TRICK
What's this...?
**Drum roll Please**
The hat trick is a drawing, once a month all Wizard names go into a hat and the name we pull out receives an epic prize. 
Prizes vary: could be a phone call, could be a personalized BOAB hat, could be any special gift we find in our travels!

*
(after 2 episodes of membership)

Posts

Tiers
SALTY SAILOR
$2 per Episode
Reward
"I am what I am, and that's all that I am!"
~ Popeye the Sailor Man

Clearly you're a crazy sav who's worth their salt, we are thrilled to have you join the crew.
🥗
Popeye may not be perfect - he never apologizes for who he is - but he does the best he can with what he has, and he knows leafy greens are key!
🥦
The body is the foundation, the first and most important step of the journey. If you can't hoist the main and haul up that anchor, you'll never get to face the sea.
🌿
You are our Popeye, our foundation for the most important journey of our lives.

As a Salty Sailor you've gained access to: 
✨EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
  • Early Access to Videos
  • Detailed Episode Descriptions 
  • Live-streams
  • Lens Content (( unedited, real time clips viewable for just 24 hrs! ))
  • 🔥 Bums Buried Treasure 

But that's not all. . . As part of our crew, you have a real impact on our creations
Our Patrons are a very savvy group. From time to time we will be looking to YOU for content ideas & feedback. 
MAD SCIENTIST
$5 per Episode
Reward

Mind


"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."


- A quote from the greatest mind of the 20th century.


The mind is the best tool we have on this journey. But it must be sharpened and emboldened to always speak the truth. 


 Like the genius of Einstein -


 You are our light in the darkness. We are truly thankful.


In addition to EXCLUSIVE CONTENT. . .


You will receive:

  • A $10.00 Credit to the Treasure Chest, where you'll find inspirational adventure gear, after two videos supported! 


PHENOMENAL PHILOSOPHER
$10 per Episode
Reward

Spirit


"The unexamined life is not worth living." 


The most famous philosopher of all time believed ultimate wisdom is knowing oneself.


Like Socrates - you are our inspiration.


You are the spirit of our inner journey. The third and highest pillar of our wisdom. 


Allow us to express our deepest appreciation! In addition to EXCLUSIVE CONTENT...


You will receive:


  • A real, personalized Thank You Card delivered to your mailbox.
  • PLUS! A $20.00 credit to the Treasure Chest, where you'll find inspirational adventure gear, after two videos supported!
WILY WIZARD
$25 per Episode
Reward
"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given us." 
~ Gandolf

WOWZAMerlin's beard. . . that's the only logical explanation for those wild hairs... You're a wizard.

We're not even sure if you're real, but we're stoked to have you join the crew!

Please, allow us to shower your Magicalness with gratitude and epic perks.
In addition to the aforementioned...
  • ✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT 
  • 💌 PERSONALIZED THANK YOU CARD
...You will receive
  • 💰$50 COUPON TO THE TREASURE CHEST *
  • 🔮 TICKET TO THE HAT TRICK
What's this...?
**Drum roll Please**
The hat trick is a drawing, once a month all Wizard names go into a hat and the name we pull out receives an epic prize. 
Prizes vary: could be a phone call, could be a personalized BOAB hat, could be any special gift we find in our travels!

*
(after 2 episodes of membership)