Bums on a Boat
are creating ~ true stories of an adventurous life at sea!
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DREAMER
$2 per Episode

Dreamer, will you do what few would dare?
Challenge your fear
And live without care
Dreamers unlock:
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
Total realness (bloopers, gags, & outtakes) you get access to a whole trove of bonus videos + a new release every month!
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
Access our satellite phone's breadcrumb trail in real-time while we're making passages + view avg. speed and distance traveled
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
This is our private WhatsApp group, it's a meeting place for YOU to chat, connect, and become part of the Crew
💟 COMMUNITY
We can't respond to every comment, email, and message, so we build our community here by connecting with you. You're invited to join our mailing list for the Bum's Family Year-in-Review Card.
👂 INPUT
Your input is valued, we're receptive to all questions & ideas and curious about all stories ~
Challenge your fear
And live without care
Dreamers unlock:
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
- Early Access to Videos
- In-Depth Episode Descriptions
- Lens Videos -- raw, real-time updates viewable for just 24 hrs.
- Live-streams
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
Total realness (bloopers, gags, & outtakes) you get access to a whole trove of bonus videos + a new release every month!
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
Access our satellite phone's breadcrumb trail in real-time while we're making passages + view avg. speed and distance traveled
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
This is our private WhatsApp group, it's a meeting place for YOU to chat, connect, and become part of the Crew
💟 COMMUNITY
We can't respond to every comment, email, and message, so we build our community here by connecting with you. You're invited to join our mailing list for the Bum's Family Year-in-Review Card.
👂 INPUT
Your input is valued, we're receptive to all questions & ideas and curious about all stories ~
ADVENTURER
$5 per Episode

Together but separate we answer the call
~
To adventure!
To struggle and be willing to fall
Adventurers enjoy:
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
Sent with love, sealed with Lola's slobber - we're old-fashioned digital nomads
💎 FREE MERCH
~ In addition to ~
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
~
To adventure!
To struggle and be willing to fall
Adventurers enjoy:
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
Sent with love, sealed with Lola's slobber - we're old-fashioned digital nomads
💎 FREE MERCH
- Free Sticker Pack (after 4 episodes)
- $20 Store Credit (after 8 episodes)
~ In addition to ~
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
SAILOR
$10 per Episode

The feel of the breeze
The smells of the sea
These things and sunshine are magic to me
☀
To Sailors we offer:
🧢 THE CREW CAP
Not available for purchase - Personalized BOAB Crew Caps are reserved for Sailors & Voyagers (after 4 episodes)
💎 FREE MERCH
~ In addition to ~
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
The smells of the sea
These things and sunshine are magic to me
☀
To Sailors we offer:
🧢 THE CREW CAP
Not available for purchase - Personalized BOAB Crew Caps are reserved for Sailors & Voyagers (after 4 episodes)
💎 FREE MERCH
- Free Sticker Pack (after 4 episodes)
- $40 Store Credit (after 8 episodes)
~ In addition to ~
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
VOYAGER
$25 per Episode

Restless feet
Searching eyes
We'll slip away
On a new sunrise
The world is wide
Horizons are far
But, Voyager
~ Home ~
Is wherever we are
❤
For Voyagers, we proudly present the:
⚡ PREMIUM PACKAGE ⚡
~ In addition to ~
💎 FREE MERCH -- 20% discount on all BOAB Adventure Gear for Life (after 4 episodes)
🧢 THE CREW CAP
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
Searching eyes
We'll slip away
On a new sunrise
The world is wide
Horizons are far
But, Voyager
~ Home ~
Is wherever we are
❤
For Voyagers, we proudly present the:
⚡ PREMIUM PACKAGE ⚡
- Free BOAB Sticker Pack × 2
- Free BOAB Morning Magic Mug
- Free BOAB Brilliant Face Protector
- Shout Out -- in the weekly episode
- Welcome, Aboard -- join us for a sundowner or a sail if you find yourself in the same port
~ In addition to ~
💎 FREE MERCH -- 20% discount on all BOAB Adventure Gear for Life (after 4 episodes)
🧢 THE CREW CAP
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
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DREAMER
$2 per Episode

Dreamer, will you do what few would dare?
Challenge your fear
And live without care
Dreamers unlock:
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
Total realness (bloopers, gags, & outtakes) you get access to a whole trove of bonus videos + a new release every month!
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
Access our satellite phone's breadcrumb trail in real-time while we're making passages + view avg. speed and distance traveled
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
This is our private WhatsApp group, it's a meeting place for YOU to chat, connect, and become part of the Crew
💟 COMMUNITY
We can't respond to every comment, email, and message, so we build our community here by connecting with you. You're invited to join our mailing list for the Bum's Family Year-in-Review Card.
👂 INPUT
Your input is valued, we're receptive to all questions & ideas and curious about all stories ~
Challenge your fear
And live without care
Dreamers unlock:
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
- Early Access to Videos
- In-Depth Episode Descriptions
- Lens Videos -- raw, real-time updates viewable for just 24 hrs.
- Live-streams
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
Total realness (bloopers, gags, & outtakes) you get access to a whole trove of bonus videos + a new release every month!
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
Access our satellite phone's breadcrumb trail in real-time while we're making passages + view avg. speed and distance traveled
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
This is our private WhatsApp group, it's a meeting place for YOU to chat, connect, and become part of the Crew
💟 COMMUNITY
We can't respond to every comment, email, and message, so we build our community here by connecting with you. You're invited to join our mailing list for the Bum's Family Year-in-Review Card.
👂 INPUT
Your input is valued, we're receptive to all questions & ideas and curious about all stories ~
ADVENTURER
$5 per Episode

Together but separate we answer the call
~
To adventure!
To struggle and be willing to fall
Adventurers enjoy:
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
Sent with love, sealed with Lola's slobber - we're old-fashioned digital nomads
💎 FREE MERCH
~ In addition to ~
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
~
To adventure!
To struggle and be willing to fall
Adventurers enjoy:
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
Sent with love, sealed with Lola's slobber - we're old-fashioned digital nomads
💎 FREE MERCH
- Free Sticker Pack (after 4 episodes)
- $20 Store Credit (after 8 episodes)
~ In addition to ~
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
SAILOR
$10 per Episode

The feel of the breeze
The smells of the sea
These things and sunshine are magic to me
☀
To Sailors we offer:
🧢 THE CREW CAP
Not available for purchase - Personalized BOAB Crew Caps are reserved for Sailors & Voyagers (after 4 episodes)
💎 FREE MERCH
~ In addition to ~
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
The smells of the sea
These things and sunshine are magic to me
☀
To Sailors we offer:
🧢 THE CREW CAP
Not available for purchase - Personalized BOAB Crew Caps are reserved for Sailors & Voyagers (after 4 episodes)
💎 FREE MERCH
- Free Sticker Pack (after 4 episodes)
- $40 Store Credit (after 8 episodes)
~ In addition to ~
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
VOYAGER
$25 per Episode

Restless feet
Searching eyes
We'll slip away
On a new sunrise
The world is wide
Horizons are far
But, Voyager
~ Home ~
Is wherever we are
❤
For Voyagers, we proudly present the:
⚡ PREMIUM PACKAGE ⚡
~ In addition to ~
💎 FREE MERCH -- 20% discount on all BOAB Adventure Gear for Life (after 4 episodes)
🧢 THE CREW CAP
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT
Searching eyes
We'll slip away
On a new sunrise
The world is wide
Horizons are far
But, Voyager
~ Home ~
Is wherever we are
❤
For Voyagers, we proudly present the:
⚡ PREMIUM PACKAGE ⚡
- Free BOAB Sticker Pack × 2
- Free BOAB Morning Magic Mug
- Free BOAB Brilliant Face Protector
- Shout Out -- in the weekly episode
- Welcome, Aboard -- join us for a sundowner or a sail if you find yourself in the same port
~ In addition to ~
💎 FREE MERCH -- 20% discount on all BOAB Adventure Gear for Life (after 4 episodes)
🧢 THE CREW CAP
💌 PERSONAL WELCOME CARD
✨ EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
🔥 BUMS BURIED TREASURE
🌎 LIVE TRACKING LINK
📍 THE RENDEZVOUS
💟 COMMUNITY
👂 INPUT