Bums on a Boat

are creating episodes of our adventure

49

patrons

$261

per Episode
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Tiers
Savy Salted Stubble
$2 or more per Episode

Clearly you're a crazy sav who's worth some salt & we are  thrilled to have you join the crew, mate! 


Looking good in those prickly chin hairs.

 

You've gained access to: 

  • Personal, in-depth episode descriptions 
  • Patron-only live stream Saturdays 
Mad Moustachian
$5 or more per Episode

Taking it one step further with the upper lip? 


You must be mad.

I'm afraid you're entirely bonkers. But, I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are!


In addition to the benefits above...

You will receive:

  • $10.00 Credit to the Bums Store after two videos supported. 


Phenomenal Philosopher
$10 or more per Episode

"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing" 


- a phamous quote from the Greek philosopher you resemble with that phace phull of phluff


Like Socrates himself, you are our inspiration.


Allow us to show our gratitude with the previously mentioned benefits, and:

  • $20.00 Credit to the Bums store after two videos supported.




Wizard
$25 or more per Episode

Wowza

Merlin's beard?!

The only logical explanation for those wild hairs...


You're a wizard.


We're not even sure if you're real, but if you are, we'd be overjoyed to connect. 


Join us aboard Chak Matay for a cockpit cup of coffee, or a sun-downer, if we're ever in your part of the world or if you're ever in ours. 

 

(in addition to all above mentioned perks)




Tiers
Savy Salted Stubble
$2 or more per Episode

Clearly you're a crazy sav who's worth some salt & we are  thrilled to have you join the crew, mate! 


Looking good in those prickly chin hairs.

 

You've gained access to: 

  • Personal, in-depth episode descriptions 
  • Patron-only live stream Saturdays 
Mad Moustachian
$5 or more per Episode

Taking it one step further with the upper lip? 


You must be mad.

I'm afraid you're entirely bonkers. But, I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are!


In addition to the benefits above...

You will receive:

  • $10.00 Credit to the Bums Store after two videos supported. 


Phenomenal Philosopher
$10 or more per Episode

"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing" 


- a phamous quote from the Greek philosopher you resemble with that phace phull of phluff


Like Socrates himself, you are our inspiration.


Allow us to show our gratitude with the previously mentioned benefits, and:

  • $20.00 Credit to the Bums store after two videos supported.




Wizard
$25 or more per Episode

Wowza

Merlin's beard?!

The only logical explanation for those wild hairs...


You're a wizard.


We're not even sure if you're real, but if you are, we'd be overjoyed to connect. 


Join us aboard Chak Matay for a cockpit cup of coffee, or a sun-downer, if we're ever in your part of the world or if you're ever in ours. 

 

(in addition to all above mentioned perks)