Captain Kill Yourself

is creating Videos on Youtube

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                                        Welcome to the Crew

I'm Captain Kill Yourself. I make YouTube videos that get me Flagged and Demonetized so fast, that it makes my head spin. But luckily, thanks to all of you, and the good people at Patreon, the perfect loophole for all of that evil nonsense is right here. But it's not just about me, a Captain is only as good as his Crew, and you're the best. You make everything happen.

The more support I get from you, the better I can do my job. That could mean more videos, better equipment, unboxings, giveaways, and/or tons of other great stuff. Maybe one day I could even do this full time for you, and become an actual Professional YouTuber. It all depends on how well it goes. But even if I never get a single coin, the adventure with you all is the real treasure. 

                                                 Thank You!

                Disclaimer:
My channel name is ironic and satirical.

Tiers
Sailors
$1 or more per month
You support the cause, but don't want to be a pirate. That's fine! Show me that I should try harder by giving me the minimum amount possible. 
Pirates
$5 or more per month
You've decided to join the crew, but don't want to get stuck with too much work. That's good! Show me that while I should try harder, my videos are appreciated. 
Officers
$10 or more per month
You want to be a notch above the rest, but don't want the hassle of being a Quartermaster. That's great! Show me that while my videos aren't the greatest, they're still pretty good. 
Quartermasters
$15 or more per month
You want the respect and all the responsibility that comes with it. You want to stand out, and be the best pirate you can be, but you wouldn't jump in front of a bullet for me or anything. That's wonderful! Show me that you love my videos, but wouldn't die for them. 
Personal Bodyguards
$20 or more per month
Your entire life is about Captain Kill Yourself. You Eat, Sleep, and Breate, Captain Kill Yourself. You would honestly protect my life with your own. That's amazing! Show me that you are an absolutely amazing person who is very passionate about some weird guy making youtube videos online.
FIRST MATE
$100 or more per month only 1 left
You're insane. You need help. You're my biggest fan. The biggest fan I've ever had, currently have, or will ever have in my life. You always have me in your heart and on your mind. You probably know where I live. Your dedication knows no bounds, and you know what? I respect that. I'll keep in contact with you, listen to your suggestions on how to do my content, do voice acting for you, make videos messages for you, be your best friend, do whatever you want, within reason. Whatever keeps you happy and keeps me alive.
Goals
$0 of $100 per month
I'll start doing regular video uploads every week and I'll make a special video where I personally thank everyone who donated, by name, whether it was just one patron donating $100, or a hundred patrons donating 1$.
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                                        Welcome to the Crew

I'm Captain Kill Yourself. I make YouTube videos that get me Flagged and Demonetized so fast, that it makes my head spin. But luckily, thanks to all of you, and the good people at Patreon, the perfect loophole for all of that evil nonsense is right here. But it's not just about me, a Captain is only as good as his Crew, and you're the best. You make everything happen.

The more support I get from you, the better I can do my job. That could mean more videos, better equipment, unboxings, giveaways, and/or tons of other great stuff. Maybe one day I could even do this full time for you, and become an actual Professional YouTuber. It all depends on how well it goes. But even if I never get a single coin, the adventure with you all is the real treasure. 

                                                 Thank You!

                Disclaimer:
My channel name is ironic and satirical.

Recent posts by Captain Kill Yourself

Tiers
Sailors
$1 or more per month
You support the cause, but don't want to be a pirate. That's fine! Show me that I should try harder by giving me the minimum amount possible. 
Pirates
$5 or more per month
You've decided to join the crew, but don't want to get stuck with too much work. That's good! Show me that while I should try harder, my videos are appreciated. 
Officers
$10 or more per month
You want to be a notch above the rest, but don't want the hassle of being a Quartermaster. That's great! Show me that while my videos aren't the greatest, they're still pretty good. 
Quartermasters
$15 or more per month
You want the respect and all the responsibility that comes with it. You want to stand out, and be the best pirate you can be, but you wouldn't jump in front of a bullet for me or anything. That's wonderful! Show me that you love my videos, but wouldn't die for them. 
Personal Bodyguards
$20 or more per month
Your entire life is about Captain Kill Yourself. You Eat, Sleep, and Breate, Captain Kill Yourself. You would honestly protect my life with your own. That's amazing! Show me that you are an absolutely amazing person who is very passionate about some weird guy making youtube videos online.
FIRST MATE
$100 or more per month only 1 left
You're insane. You need help. You're my biggest fan. The biggest fan I've ever had, currently have, or will ever have in my life. You always have me in your heart and on your mind. You probably know where I live. Your dedication knows no bounds, and you know what? I respect that. I'll keep in contact with you, listen to your suggestions on how to do my content, do voice acting for you, make videos messages for you, be your best friend, do whatever you want, within reason. Whatever keeps you happy and keeps me alive.