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Hi I'm Cait and I'm your mom now. I may already be your mom if you are my gecko or if you are like... most of Twitter. I post a lot of selfies and make A LOT of snarky jokes about the guys who hit on me on dating apps but I am also very proud of you and hope you're having a great day.

I am going through a lot of changes in my life right now: I'm single for the first time in years, I quit my job, I'm getting ready to move to Austin and eventually Los Angeles. It's wild waking up in the morning and realizing your entire life is something different than it was just a few months ago. It's scary as hell, but also freeing. And exciting. 

The one thing that's always been a constant for me is Twitter. I love getting to know people personally or anonymously on CuriousCat, talking honestly about my mental illnesses, and sharing my online dating experiences with my followers. It's honestly amazing to me to have so many people who genuinely care about me, that I can care about in return.

A bunch of yall have asked me to start a Patreon, and it's been hard because I don't really think of myself as someone who makes stuff? So I asked myself - if I had more money, and more time, how would I want to spend that time? 

I'd want to spend it with you.

By contributing to my monthly Patreon, you're not just supporting me as I build a new life for myself. You're also funding more dating adventure (and disaster) stories, more Disney Princess photo shoots, more regular photo shoots, more CuriousCat advice for you and more access to me. I might blog a little bit on Patreon, I might set up a Google Voice number so I can text you and tell you you're doing a great job, WHICH YOU ARE. I'll definitely share dating stories that are too rowdy for Twitter. If I make enough to start being able to spend even more time on this, I'll livestream CuriousCat questions, makeup lessons, video games, comforting Mom ASMR, whatever the people want.

But mostly, like, what I do with this is up to you. You asked for this: what should we do? I came up with some backer levels, but if there's something you'd like to see that's not on here, I'm going to have special discussion threads with my backers so we can all figure this out together.

Thanks, I love you all. (Maybe not level 8 orgasm guy though)

I love you and make sure you eat a good breakfast,
Mom

Tiers
I Love You
$1 or more per month
Thank you for supporting my weird life 
I'm In
$10 or more per month
  • You get whatever I post here. Any and everything.
  • Dating stories, selfies, terrible tinder messages, the world is our oyster
  • Also: I love you
Goals
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Disney After Dark photoshoot! I'll get my princess costumes out of storage and take some new photos for my Patrons, naughty and nice
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Hi I'm Cait and I'm your mom now. I may already be your mom if you are my gecko or if you are like... most of Twitter. I post a lot of selfies and make A LOT of snarky jokes about the guys who hit on me on dating apps but I am also very proud of you and hope you're having a great day.

I am going through a lot of changes in my life right now: I'm single for the first time in years, I quit my job, I'm getting ready to move to Austin and eventually Los Angeles. It's wild waking up in the morning and realizing your entire life is something different than it was just a few months ago. It's scary as hell, but also freeing. And exciting. 

The one thing that's always been a constant for me is Twitter. I love getting to know people personally or anonymously on CuriousCat, talking honestly about my mental illnesses, and sharing my online dating experiences with my followers. It's honestly amazing to me to have so many people who genuinely care about me, that I can care about in return.

A bunch of yall have asked me to start a Patreon, and it's been hard because I don't really think of myself as someone who makes stuff? So I asked myself - if I had more money, and more time, how would I want to spend that time? 

I'd want to spend it with you.

By contributing to my monthly Patreon, you're not just supporting me as I build a new life for myself. You're also funding more dating adventure (and disaster) stories, more Disney Princess photo shoots, more regular photo shoots, more CuriousCat advice for you and more access to me. I might blog a little bit on Patreon, I might set up a Google Voice number so I can text you and tell you you're doing a great job, WHICH YOU ARE. I'll definitely share dating stories that are too rowdy for Twitter. If I make enough to start being able to spend even more time on this, I'll livestream CuriousCat questions, makeup lessons, video games, comforting Mom ASMR, whatever the people want.

But mostly, like, what I do with this is up to you. You asked for this: what should we do? I came up with some backer levels, but if there's something you'd like to see that's not on here, I'm going to have special discussion threads with my backers so we can all figure this out together.

Thanks, I love you all. (Maybe not level 8 orgasm guy though)

I love you and make sure you eat a good breakfast,
Mom

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Tiers
I Love You
$1 or more per month
Thank you for supporting my weird life 
I'm In
$10 or more per month
  • You get whatever I post here. Any and everything.
  • Dating stories, selfies, terrible tinder messages, the world is our oyster
  • Also: I love you