Chip Wiseman is creating dumb drawings, etc.
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Hey, I'm Chip and I make dumb drawings or something. I've been drawing since the age of 8, but I've only really gotten serious about improving my art since about 2016. Other than that, I love branching out and trying new things, so don't be surprised if I post weird innocuous videos, or written work, or other things of that calibre.

As some measure of quantifying what'll be posted here, there's a points system! Every patronable post will contain at least 50 points worth of content. Different types of content are worth different amounts of points:
3 points - Sketches (+1 per additional character)
9 points - Inked line drawings/flat coloured drawings (+3 per additional character)
15 points - Coloured + shaded drawings (+5 per additional character)
3 points - Vlogs
5 points - Short analytical videos (working title "Noodle Nuggets")
15 points - Retro game retrospectives (working title "R.A.Memory Lane")

Note: points values are subject to change at my discretion. It shouldn't make too much of a difference to new content, just be aware that old posts may reflect different values.
Tiers
The "Thanks For Your Patronage" Tier
$1 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
You gave me money? Whoah dude, that's rad. Thanks!
The "Okay But Why Though" Tier
$3 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
You gave me MORE money? Whoah dog, that's mad. Big thanks!
The "Please No It's Not Worth It" Tier
$5 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
You gave me how much money? Whoah mein frere, that's bad. You should really rethink your choices in life.
The "Actually Can You Just Hire Me" Tier
$100 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
If you want to give this much money, you're practically my employer so why not make it official? Regardless, I'll probably do whatever you say, including but not limited to:

Drawing whatever you want

Saying whatever you want

Selling my soul for whatever you want

Staring angrily at a bear

Riding any kind of bicycle you want

Licking whatever you want

Goals
$0 of $1 per artwork bundle
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Hey, I'm Chip and I make dumb drawings or something. I've been drawing since the age of 8, but I've only really gotten serious about improving my art since about 2016. Other than that, I love branching out and trying new things, so don't be surprised if I post weird innocuous videos, or written work, or other things of that calibre.

As some measure of quantifying what'll be posted here, there's a points system! Every patronable post will contain at least 50 points worth of content. Different types of content are worth different amounts of points:
3 points - Sketches (+1 per additional character)
9 points - Inked line drawings/flat coloured drawings (+3 per additional character)
15 points - Coloured + shaded drawings (+5 per additional character)
3 points - Vlogs
5 points - Short analytical videos (working title "Noodle Nuggets")
15 points - Retro game retrospectives (working title "R.A.Memory Lane")

Note: points values are subject to change at my discretion. It shouldn't make too much of a difference to new content, just be aware that old posts may reflect different values.

Recent posts by Chip Wiseman

Tiers
The "Thanks For Your Patronage" Tier
$1 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
You gave me money? Whoah dude, that's rad. Thanks!
The "Okay But Why Though" Tier
$3 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
You gave me MORE money? Whoah dog, that's mad. Big thanks!
The "Please No It's Not Worth It" Tier
$5 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
You gave me how much money? Whoah mein frere, that's bad. You should really rethink your choices in life.
The "Actually Can You Just Hire Me" Tier
$100 or more per artwork bundle 0 patrons
If you want to give this much money, you're practically my employer so why not make it official? Regardless, I'll probably do whatever you say, including but not limited to:

Drawing whatever you want

Saying whatever you want

Selling my soul for whatever you want

Staring angrily at a bear

Riding any kind of bicycle you want

Licking whatever you want