chris the cynic

is creating fiction fragments, possibly enlightened rants, images, et alia

25

patrons
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Tiers
Virtual Hugger
$1 or more per month
Not only will you have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture thingamabobs, you'll have Jedi mind hugs sent your way.
Friend of Diogenes
$5 or more per month
You get to see my work before anyone else, and the previous thingy.
Awknowledged Person
$10 or more per month
Once upon a time a patron got the first poem/chapter/whatever set aside to say the entire work was dedicated to them and them alone.

Times have changed, and now you instead get your name put in the acknowledgements and have to share credit with other people who did just as much. Plus the previous things, of course.
Person with Proof
$20 or more per month
If you pay shipping both ways, and it's legal to send in the mail, and stuff like that, I will sign (with my very inconsistent signature) and return the thing that you used the shipping money to send to me.

Why would you do this?  No idea.  But you also get the previous stuff.
Frood
$50 or more per month
Um, I'll prominently put your name in my book if I ever get around to writing and publishing it?  I'll have a character named after you?  Possibly a dragon?  Or a unicorn.  Or a unicorn dragon.

Honestly if you pledge at this level we should chat over email to work out what you get.

Plus all of the previous stuff.
Hoopy Frood
$100 or more per month
Congradulations, you've changed my life.  No idea what I should do for you.  Seriously.  None.  I don't really think anyone will donate at this level, but I encourage anyone to prove me wrong if they can afford it and want to.  If you do, I'll have to come up with some kind of reward.
Tiers
Virtual Hugger
$1 or more per month
Not only will you have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture thingamabobs, you'll have Jedi mind hugs sent your way.
Friend of Diogenes
$5 or more per month
You get to see my work before anyone else, and the previous thingy.
Awknowledged Person
$10 or more per month
Once upon a time a patron got the first poem/chapter/whatever set aside to say the entire work was dedicated to them and them alone.

Times have changed, and now you instead get your name put in the acknowledgements and have to share credit with other people who did just as much. Plus the previous things, of course.
Person with Proof
$20 or more per month
If you pay shipping both ways, and it's legal to send in the mail, and stuff like that, I will sign (with my very inconsistent signature) and return the thing that you used the shipping money to send to me.

Why would you do this?  No idea.  But you also get the previous stuff.
Frood
$50 or more per month
Um, I'll prominently put your name in my book if I ever get around to writing and publishing it?  I'll have a character named after you?  Possibly a dragon?  Or a unicorn.  Or a unicorn dragon.

Honestly if you pledge at this level we should chat over email to work out what you get.

Plus all of the previous stuff.
Hoopy Frood
$100 or more per month
Congradulations, you've changed my life.  No idea what I should do for you.  Seriously.  None.  I don't really think anyone will donate at this level, but I encourage anyone to prove me wrong if they can afford it and want to.  If you do, I'll have to come up with some kind of reward.