Heather Pedoto

is creating novels/stories/poetry/plays/other tomfoolery!!!

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For the price of 214 ladybugs you'll get a written assurance from the goblins that they will not bite me.
$10
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I'll hook you up with some behind-the-scenes pictures of my notebooks and process! Of course, getting photorealistic oil painting reproductions of my notebooks costs $56 per page, so I'm taking a loss here. I'll also write a whimsical blurb for your social media page.
$20
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I'll send you a lock of my hair. Just kidding, that's gross. I'll send you a lock of someone else's hair. Just kidding. I'll send you an audio file of me reading something I wrote.

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About

It's not a dark and stormy night. That's a little redundant. If it were a bright and stormy night, I'd have to have some words with the laws of nature. It is just night. I'm not sure what the weather is. I'm not even 100% sure it's night.

I've been stuck in this dungeon for what feels like an amount of time. Being my patron will help me to bribe my guards into giving me some Ye Olde Candy with my morning gruel, and spacing my floggings out to a more reasonable twice a week.

Give me money or goblins will bite me, probably.

I'm the author of One out of Five Items that Adeline Stein Left on the Bus on the Way to the Zoo! (Available on Amazon!) Also, I've won a few awards.

My blog is blarglefish.wordpress.com
Goals
$19 of $200 per month
With bribery costs at an all time high, getting out and about isn't nearly as easy as it used to be!
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