cloaca is creating crappy art and not even doing drag
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I sometimes draw, take photos and wear makeup. Sometimes in that order which makes no sense.
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Tip Me Maeby Fünke?
$1 or more per month
I don't really do drag, but you can totally throw a dollar at me from wherever you're sitting right now.
A Dolla make me holla but two will make me draw you.
$2 or more per month only 29 left
I will draw you, once a month! I wont tell if you want to pretend its fan art. 
A Dolla make me holla, two will make me draw you and five will pay for postage
$5 or more per month only 20 left
I'll not only draw you every month, I'll also make a small print and send it to you, by mail. Again, I won't tell if you want to pretend its fan art. 
Facetune Services
$15 or more per month only 10 left
Pay me to edit your photos. Not even joking*


*Joking a little, but if you actually pay me this I'll gladly edit your bad drag photo and make it look more like everyone else's bad drag. I will edit 10 of your photos every month.

Pray Me Up, Buttercup.
$25 or more per month only 10 left
I will make you (or whatever) into a sacrilegious prayer candle and ship it right to your door just in time for your ritual.  (*real magic not included in these.)
Pay My Phone Bill This Month
$90 or more per month only 1 left
If you actually did this I'd text you every month a recap of my month a long with the satisfaction of knowing I will have a working cellular device incase of an emergency. I'd probably also add you as an emergency contact, btw.
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5 dollar cravings deal box from Taco Bell for Lunch tomorrow. 
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I sometimes draw, take photos and wear makeup. Sometimes in that order which makes no sense.

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Tiers
Tip Me Maeby Fünke?
$1 or more per month
I don't really do drag, but you can totally throw a dollar at me from wherever you're sitting right now.
A Dolla make me holla but two will make me draw you.
$2 or more per month only 29 left
I will draw you, once a month! I wont tell if you want to pretend its fan art. 
A Dolla make me holla, two will make me draw you and five will pay for postage
$5 or more per month only 20 left
I'll not only draw you every month, I'll also make a small print and send it to you, by mail. Again, I won't tell if you want to pretend its fan art. 
Facetune Services
$15 or more per month only 10 left
Pay me to edit your photos. Not even joking*


*Joking a little, but if you actually pay me this I'll gladly edit your bad drag photo and make it look more like everyone else's bad drag. I will edit 10 of your photos every month.

Pray Me Up, Buttercup.
$25 or more per month only 10 left
I will make you (or whatever) into a sacrilegious prayer candle and ship it right to your door just in time for your ritual.  (*real magic not included in these.)
Pay My Phone Bill This Month
$90 or more per month only 1 left
If you actually did this I'd text you every month a recap of my month a long with the satisfaction of knowing I will have a working cellular device incase of an emergency. I'd probably also add you as an emergency contact, btw.