Colonel Failure

Colonel Failure

is creating haphazard gaming videos.

314

patrons

$2,098

per month

Failure is an option?

Hello friend. My chosen nom-de-guerre is Colonel Failure and like many who have come before I am engaged in the field of recording videos of my gameplaying antics which, subsequently, are uploaded to the internet in the hope of rendering entertainment.

As much as this name has a tedious backstory it is particularly apt since the aforementioned videos are in equal part inspiring and calamitous. Delivered with muttered commentary, self deprecation and no small amount of resignation to things going wrong I'll lead you through my adventures in a manner sure to have you quietly despairing (in a good way) at whatever portal through which you choose to watch my progress.

But then, you knew this already, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Bad Company

Patrons of Colonel Failure are part of Bad Company. This will give you more opportunity to give your feedback, get involved in new series, be cast as a character, chat about games or otherwise be a part of the video work of the Colonel. Bad Company members with the rank of Sergeant or higher will also receive extra videos each month with extra behind the scenes information, new games and other special features.

As Bad Company grows, so will the rewards.

Do you always talk so much?

That is the point. If your proclivity is towards uncouth young folk alternately screeching and cursing at graphically exploding body parts before assaulting your ear drums with some form of random tuneless nonsense I may not be quite to your taste. For one, The Colonel Keeps It Clean. One need not display their extensive knowledge of Anglo Saxon linguistic derivations to have a good time; on the odd occasion when surprise strikes and expletives fall from my mouth I employ bleeping. Bleeping is funny.

I also enjoy having a vocabulary.

So, what do you play?

I build. Transport networks, medieval towns, futuristic factories, ancient monuments, modern cities, business empires in more or less any game that gives me the freedom to conquer strange new lands with haphazard, hair-brained constructions.

Occasionally I may reveal something useful or inspire you to replicate my projects more effectively, and providing you enjoy the results my work is done. 

What's in it for me?

Well I'm not going to pretend that my continued video escapades hinge on your throwing a few doubloons my way, as that's pretty much a certainty whether you chip in or not. However I have a few tantilising opportunities for you in different pledge buckets, some of which may be more tempting than others. 

Even if none of them appeal, I will be jolly grateful and see any coinage you fling into my optimistically upturned hat as an endorsement for More Of This Kind Of Thing.

Right, where's my wallet?

That's the spirit!

Cheerio!

Tiers
Private
$1 or more per month

You magnificent stallion! Ad-block as much as you like and take a strong sense of moral smugness with my blessing.


You get to watch the Bad Company exclusive series - right now you can repeatedly facepalm at Kernal Space Program. All previous exclusive series (30+ videos) are also available to watch.

Sergeant
$5 or more per month

You've decided to forgo a disappointing overpriced coffee from a multinational chain that refuses to pay tax, and joined Bad Company instead. Good call.


As a Sergeant you also receive:

  • The Colonel Reduced - the monthly Colonel Failure vlog
  • Access to Bad Company chat room (Discord)


Includes Discord rewards
Lieutenant
$10 or more per month
I'll get the next round in! Actually, I'll get the next round in as long as you don't order a cocktail. And no doubles.


In addition to all the rewards listed above a Bad Company Lieutenant will be part of The Officers Club


Officers Club membership gets you greater insight into what's coming up, behind the scenes videos and various random goodies.

Includes Discord rewards
Captain
$20 or more per month


Check you out with your flamboyant use of currency! 20 bucks is a big deal, and so are you my friend. 


In addition to all previous tier rewards you also gain access to  Colonel School. Each month I will add a new lesson in how I went from zero to where I am now in terms of YouTube subscribers. This course will be in depth and will include examples of how I would do things differently in the future to grow further and faster. 


This will be of interest to those running their own channels on YouTube or Twitch, but may also prove insightful for those who want to learn a bit more about the nuts and bolts of online video. 

Includes Discord rewards
Major
$50 or more per month
Right, no messing around where you're concerned. Along with your rank of Major in Bad Company and all the rewards listed above you get Colonel School: Private Tuition. I'll help you in any way I can with your own channel, with a minimum of 1 hour of personal discussion and assistance.


Additionally, the rank of Major buys you sponsorship of one of my videos in the the month. You'll get on screen recognition, a name check and (if you desire) a link back to your own channel.


 Please note it is possible that more than one member may sponsor the same series or episode. 

Includes Discord rewards
Colonel
$100 or more per month only 19 left
You gain all the rewards above, along with your rank of Colonel. Your sponsorship extends to an entire series over the course of a month. 


Please note it is possible that more than one member may sponsor the same series or episode.

Includes Discord rewards
General
$500 or more per month
I'm sure you have your reasons. As a General you get everything listed above. 


This level of support makes you a Channel Sponsor, you'll get a credit in each video produced during your tenure.

Includes Discord rewards
Field Marshal
$5,000 or more per month
Look, you're not Robert Redford and I'm not Demi Moore. Unless you are actually Robert Redford, in which case I'll do my best. Anyway, we're not making that kind of deal here, but I'm pretty sure you ticked this option because you have something in mind, in which case let's have a conversation. 

This level of support makes you a Channel Sponsor, you'll get a credit in each video produced during your tenure and I'll link to whatever gizmo, widget or flange you're attempting to flog to an unsuspecting public. My integrity has a price. That price is 5 grand a month.
Includes Discord rewards

Failure is an option?

Hello friend. My chosen nom-de-guerre is Colonel Failure and like many who have come before I am engaged in the field of recording videos of my gameplaying antics which, subsequently, are uploaded to the internet in the hope of rendering entertainment.

As much as this name has a tedious backstory it is particularly apt since the aforementioned videos are in equal part inspiring and calamitous. Delivered with muttered commentary, self deprecation and no small amount of resignation to things going wrong I'll lead you through my adventures in a manner sure to have you quietly despairing (in a good way) at whatever portal through which you choose to watch my progress.

But then, you knew this already, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Bad Company

Patrons of Colonel Failure are part of Bad Company. This will give you more opportunity to give your feedback, get involved in new series, be cast as a character, chat about games or otherwise be a part of the video work of the Colonel. Bad Company members with the rank of Sergeant or higher will also receive extra videos each month with extra behind the scenes information, new games and other special features.

As Bad Company grows, so will the rewards.

Do you always talk so much?

That is the point. If your proclivity is towards uncouth young folk alternately screeching and cursing at graphically exploding body parts before assaulting your ear drums with some form of random tuneless nonsense I may not be quite to your taste. For one, The Colonel Keeps It Clean. One need not display their extensive knowledge of Anglo Saxon linguistic derivations to have a good time; on the odd occasion when surprise strikes and expletives fall from my mouth I employ bleeping. Bleeping is funny.

I also enjoy having a vocabulary.

So, what do you play?

I build. Transport networks, medieval towns, futuristic factories, ancient monuments, modern cities, business empires in more or less any game that gives me the freedom to conquer strange new lands with haphazard, hair-brained constructions.

Occasionally I may reveal something useful or inspire you to replicate my projects more effectively, and providing you enjoy the results my work is done. 

What's in it for me?

Well I'm not going to pretend that my continued video escapades hinge on your throwing a few doubloons my way, as that's pretty much a certainty whether you chip in or not. However I have a few tantilising opportunities for you in different pledge buckets, some of which may be more tempting than others. 

Even if none of them appeal, I will be jolly grateful and see any coinage you fling into my optimistically upturned hat as an endorsement for More Of This Kind Of Thing.

Right, where's my wallet?

That's the spirit!

Cheerio!

Recent posts by Colonel Failure

Tiers
Private
$1 or more per month

You magnificent stallion! Ad-block as much as you like and take a strong sense of moral smugness with my blessing.


You get to watch the Bad Company exclusive series - right now you can repeatedly facepalm at Kernal Space Program. All previous exclusive series (30+ videos) are also available to watch.

Sergeant
$5 or more per month

You've decided to forgo a disappointing overpriced coffee from a multinational chain that refuses to pay tax, and joined Bad Company instead. Good call.


As a Sergeant you also receive:

  • The Colonel Reduced - the monthly Colonel Failure vlog
  • Access to Bad Company chat room (Discord)


Includes Discord rewards
Lieutenant
$10 or more per month
I'll get the next round in! Actually, I'll get the next round in as long as you don't order a cocktail. And no doubles.


In addition to all the rewards listed above a Bad Company Lieutenant will be part of The Officers Club


Officers Club membership gets you greater insight into what's coming up, behind the scenes videos and various random goodies.

Includes Discord rewards
Captain
$20 or more per month


Check you out with your flamboyant use of currency! 20 bucks is a big deal, and so are you my friend. 


In addition to all previous tier rewards you also gain access to  Colonel School. Each month I will add a new lesson in how I went from zero to where I am now in terms of YouTube subscribers. This course will be in depth and will include examples of how I would do things differently in the future to grow further and faster. 


This will be of interest to those running their own channels on YouTube or Twitch, but may also prove insightful for those who want to learn a bit more about the nuts and bolts of online video. 

Includes Discord rewards
Major
$50 or more per month
Right, no messing around where you're concerned. Along with your rank of Major in Bad Company and all the rewards listed above you get Colonel School: Private Tuition. I'll help you in any way I can with your own channel, with a minimum of 1 hour of personal discussion and assistance.


Additionally, the rank of Major buys you sponsorship of one of my videos in the the month. You'll get on screen recognition, a name check and (if you desire) a link back to your own channel.


 Please note it is possible that more than one member may sponsor the same series or episode. 

Includes Discord rewards
Colonel
$100 or more per month only 19 left
You gain all the rewards above, along with your rank of Colonel. Your sponsorship extends to an entire series over the course of a month. 


Please note it is possible that more than one member may sponsor the same series or episode.

Includes Discord rewards
General
$500 or more per month
I'm sure you have your reasons. As a General you get everything listed above. 


This level of support makes you a Channel Sponsor, you'll get a credit in each video produced during your tenure.

Includes Discord rewards
Field Marshal
$5,000 or more per month
Look, you're not Robert Redford and I'm not Demi Moore. Unless you are actually Robert Redford, in which case I'll do my best. Anyway, we're not making that kind of deal here, but I'm pretty sure you ticked this option because you have something in mind, in which case let's have a conversation. 

This level of support makes you a Channel Sponsor, you'll get a credit in each video produced during your tenure and I'll link to whatever gizmo, widget or flange you're attempting to flog to an unsuspecting public. My integrity has a price. That price is 5 grand a month.
Includes Discord rewards