Craggle Rock

Craggle Rock

is creating Homie gots too many bills to pay

0

patrons

$0

per creation
Give me money and earn your place on the Placard of Gold Danglers.
GOLD DANGLERS:
Tiers
Large Danglers
$10 or more per creation
Congrats, you got some decent sized danglers between those toothpicks you call legs. 
Swollen Bean Bags
$50 or more per creation
If I didn't know any better, I'd say your bean bags are a lot bigger than usual. And purple. Nice.
Gold plated Gonads of GOLD
$100 or more per creation
Dude, your nuggets are solid gold. Wait... did you also plate them in gold as well? Guess I shouldn't question someone who just gave me $100 and has gold danglers on top of that.
Ya got balls, kid.
$500 or more per creation
No strife goes with your gonads. You just upgraded all the small danglers in the world into larger, more gnarly danglers. You, my friend, are a hero to common man. Consider yourself a Testicular Super Hero.
Goals
$0 of $2,000 per creation
This is what I need. I need this faster than you thotties ever thot possible. I bet no one has the danglers to drop $2000 at once and change my life forever
Once I reach $2000 I'll poll the patrons and post a vid of the craziest polled request. 

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Give me money and earn your place on the Placard of Gold Danglers.
GOLD DANGLERS:

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Tiers
Large Danglers
$10 or more per creation
Congrats, you got some decent sized danglers between those toothpicks you call legs. 
Swollen Bean Bags
$50 or more per creation
If I didn't know any better, I'd say your bean bags are a lot bigger than usual. And purple. Nice.
Gold plated Gonads of GOLD
$100 or more per creation
Dude, your nuggets are solid gold. Wait... did you also plate them in gold as well? Guess I shouldn't question someone who just gave me $100 and has gold danglers on top of that.
Ya got balls, kid.
$500 or more per creation
No strife goes with your gonads. You just upgraded all the small danglers in the world into larger, more gnarly danglers. You, my friend, are a hero to common man. Consider yourself a Testicular Super Hero.