Crooked Picture

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Firstly I just want to take a moment to pay homage to all the subscribers, likers, dislikers commenters and trollers! We actually read most comments, in fact, evidence to that would be how I find myself on this Patreon shit slyly confused.... but whatever im here to do my thang thizzle
Dont shoot you dont score, dont buy a ticket you wont get buzzin and all that! 

With that said, Crooked Picture is a certi boss get man down type channel, but also well respected in the community - you see the juxtaposition there! thats a good summary, confusion, madness, controversy, normal shit, music videos, comedy, conversation.... We are going to try and bring you as much footage as possible but with that said we drink and smoke a lot so somtimes we might forget..... dont judge us motherfuckers

Crooked Picture is a recording studio and Film studio hidden away in a mad little industrial dungeon in West London, the shit looks glamorous on camera until you go outside and bump into a few fucking pigeons watching over your every move. 

Just so you know, your membership contributes towards what we do, studio time, camera's, editing, electricity etc etc etc.... so with our success will see re-investment into your entertainment.

Anyway we aim to document a whole lot more and hope you like - mad love for fucking with us, love is love. Be well spartans
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When I reach a thousand dollars a month i'll give you hood safari's, going into the bits.....(you know what i mean by the bits - the rassclart ghetto) across the UK, grab freestyles, interviews, battles, and some other hood shit ..... i mean who knows what else, but its hood safari, i'll show you the stuff that you want to watch from the safety cage. But ill need the finances for petrol, liqour, loud and a rambo incase......... just joking :)
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