Cynic Snacks

Cynic Snacks

is creating Animations

26

patrons

$165

per month
Hello Internet, and welcome to my Patreon page.
Where I shamelessly beg you for money! 

The reality is, in order to survive I have to work full-time hours, creating TV for ungrateful little shits. Whilst I'm wasting my life doing that, I struggle to find the time or energy to work on my own shinier, better projects. This fucking blows. So, for the time being I'm going to have to basically kill myself to put out any of my own content. 
Let's do some quick maths.
A week consists of 168 hours. At the time of writing, I work a 45 hour week, including another 14 hours commuting. If I get the recommended 9 hours of sleep per night (which I certainly do not), and I spend roughly 40 hours per week on my own scripting, storyboarding, voicing, drawing, animating, editing and promoting (easily spent). I'm left with a nice round 6 hours per week to shop, cook, eat, clean, exercise, wash, relax, socialize, and spend time with loved ones, and travel to and from all of the aforementioned luxury activities. 

This is fucked! and obviously not sustainable in the long term. Which brings us quite nicely onto my proposition.
If I can somehow find a way to tip the balance in favor of spending more time on my projects and less time in a stuffy office full of despair and recycled illnesses, it will not only be revolutionary for me as a creator, but also pretty rewarding for you as a friend/fan/impartial bystander/frivolous enemy, as I'll be able to produce better content for you to enjoy, more frequently!
Which brings us nicely to the begging part. 

"Give me a quid, mate. One quid. One measly quid. Please. You won't even notice the difference. It's just an unloved, unattended, lonely quid. Something which you will almost certainly not even notice, will make a whole world of difference to me. Your combined quids will equate to hours of my finite life which can be spent making something great, rather than making some fat-cat CEO even richer."

Thank you, see you soon.
Tiers
Junkie
$1 or more per month
Cheaper than a Coffee

◦ Access to the Patreon Feed.
Super Junkie
$3 or more per month

Price of a Coffee

◦ Exclusive sneak peaks, concept art, storyboards, scripts.
◦ Tier unlocks on Discord Server.
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Bite Club
$5 or more per month

Welcome to Bite Club!

◦ Personal Credit on every new episode.
◦ Automatic entry into all competitions.
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Benevolent Benefactor
$10 or more per month

This is a serious level of support, THANK YOU!

◦ Opportunities for Voice Cameos.
◦ Prime Personal Credit on every new episode.
◦ Cynic Snacks T-shirt (after 6 months).
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Producer
$50 or more per month only 5 left

Produced by You!

Until the channel grows enough to become eligible for Sponsorship, acquiring a few key contributors is going to be crucial to maintain focus on creating videos.


◦ Exclusive Enamel Pin
◦ Producer Credit on every new episode
◦ Original Artwork/Memorabilia 
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$165 of $200 per month
F#@* yeah!
With the costs of software and equipment now covered, this milestone will start to help towards purchasing media, props, materials, maintaining existing equipment and other expenses associated with the creation of my content. 
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Hello Internet, and welcome to my Patreon page.
Where I shamelessly beg you for money! 

The reality is, in order to survive I have to work full-time hours, creating TV for ungrateful little shits. Whilst I'm wasting my life doing that, I struggle to find the time or energy to work on my own shinier, better projects. This fucking blows. So, for the time being I'm going to have to basically kill myself to put out any of my own content. 
Let's do some quick maths.
A week consists of 168 hours. At the time of writing, I work a 45 hour week, including another 14 hours commuting. If I get the recommended 9 hours of sleep per night (which I certainly do not), and I spend roughly 40 hours per week on my own scripting, storyboarding, voicing, drawing, animating, editing and promoting (easily spent). I'm left with a nice round 6 hours per week to shop, cook, eat, clean, exercise, wash, relax, socialize, and spend time with loved ones, and travel to and from all of the aforementioned luxury activities. 

This is fucked! and obviously not sustainable in the long term. Which brings us quite nicely onto my proposition.
If I can somehow find a way to tip the balance in favor of spending more time on my projects and less time in a stuffy office full of despair and recycled illnesses, it will not only be revolutionary for me as a creator, but also pretty rewarding for you as a friend/fan/impartial bystander/frivolous enemy, as I'll be able to produce better content for you to enjoy, more frequently!
Which brings us nicely to the begging part. 

"Give me a quid, mate. One quid. One measly quid. Please. You won't even notice the difference. It's just an unloved, unattended, lonely quid. Something which you will almost certainly not even notice, will make a whole world of difference to me. Your combined quids will equate to hours of my finite life which can be spent making something great, rather than making some fat-cat CEO even richer."

Thank you, see you soon.

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Tiers
Junkie
$1 or more per month
Cheaper than a Coffee

◦ Access to the Patreon Feed.
Super Junkie
$3 or more per month

Price of a Coffee

◦ Exclusive sneak peaks, concept art, storyboards, scripts.
◦ Tier unlocks on Discord Server.
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Bite Club
$5 or more per month

Welcome to Bite Club!

◦ Personal Credit on every new episode.
◦ Automatic entry into all competitions.
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Benevolent Benefactor
$10 or more per month

This is a serious level of support, THANK YOU!

◦ Opportunities for Voice Cameos.
◦ Prime Personal Credit on every new episode.
◦ Cynic Snacks T-shirt (after 6 months).
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards
Producer
$50 or more per month only 5 left

Produced by You!

Until the channel grows enough to become eligible for Sponsorship, acquiring a few key contributors is going to be crucial to maintain focus on creating videos.


◦ Exclusive Enamel Pin
◦ Producer Credit on every new episode
◦ Original Artwork/Memorabilia 
PLUS, ALL previous rewards!

Includes Discord rewards