Cynic Snacks

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Hello Internet, and welcome to my Patreon page.
Where I shamelessly beg you for money! 

The reality is, in order to survive I have to work full-time hours, creating TV for ungrateful little shits. Whilst I'm wasting my life doing that, I struggle to find the time or energy to work on my own shinier, better projects. This fucking blows. So, for the time being I'm going to have to basically kill myself to put out any of my own content. 
Let's do some quick maths.
A week consists of 168 hours. At the time of writing, I work a 45 hour week, including another 14 hours commuting. If I get the recommended 9 hours of sleep per night (which I certainly do not), and I spend roughly 40 hours per week on my own scripting, storyboarding, voicing, drawing, animating, editing and promoting (easily spent). I'm left with a nice round 6 hours per week to shop, cook, eat, clean, exercise, wash, relax, socialize, and spend time with loved ones, and travel to and from all of the aforementioned luxury activities. 

This is fucked! and obviously not sustainable in the long term. Which brings us quite nicely onto my proposition.
If I can somehow find a way to tip the balance in favor of spending more time on my projects and less time in a stuffy office full of despair and recycled illnesses, it will not only be revolutionary for me as a creator, but also pretty rewarding for you as a friend/fan/impartial bystander/frivolous enemy, as I'll be able to produce better content for you to enjoy, more frequently!
Which brings us nicely to the begging part. 

"Give me a quid, mate. One quid. One measly quid. Please. You won't even notice the difference. It's just an unloved, unattended, lonely quid. Something which you will almost certainly not even notice, will make a whole world of difference to me. Your combined quids will equate to hours of my finite life which can be spent making something great, rather than making some fat-cat CEO even richer."

Thank you, see you soon.
$593.04 of $1,000 per month
Now with the costs of software, storage, equipment, materials and assistance covered. I will be able to focus more of my time and energy on creating content, and less on working for other people, doing things that none of us enjoy! 
At the time of writing, this goal seems ludicrous. But it's my dream to be able to do this full time and every penny contributed makes this a potential reality. 
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