WAT the

is creating wisdom shit

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patrons

$0

per month
Hi, my name is Max and I'm feeding you spiritual bullshit one teaspoon at a time. It also comes predigested, mama-bird style. You don't even need to chew! How cool is that? Go read the tentacle post and see for yourself.

I love helping people with my writing, and all my posts will stay free forever on my blog. I need your help to get free from the corporate overlords, so I can help others by producing more quality content.

Want to know more? Check out about me page. I am very open and easy going. Feel free to contact me.
Tiers
Tentacle
$5 or more per month
  • you will be mentioned in the about page on my blog (if you want)
  • voting on topics to come next
  • warm and fuzzy feeling of doing the right thing (butterflies in the stomach are sold separately)
Big Daddy
$15 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • i love you! #noromo
  • you can offer topic to write about (subject to further vote)
  • access to super-secret patreon-only dark-side-of-spirituality posts in the future
Sock Puppet
$20 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • i will use your name\nickname\whatever in made up stories to illustrate a point in my posts, so you can feel ashamed about something you didn't even do!
Enlightened Sponsor
$100 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • i love you for realz! still #noromo
  • you get to tell me your sad stories once in a while, and i will make an example of it for everyone to see (if you want)
Saint
$250 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • you name goes to the front page (if you want)
  • when i make an example of you, i will not use a single offensive word
Source Representative
$1,000 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • 11 times the love! (yes, 1 part bonus)
  • you have my undivided attention once in a while (and they say friendship is not for sale)
  • i make a tattoo with your name (not really, but intention is there, so that still counts)
  • i will have a serious talk with you about your questionable financial investments
The Kid
$15,000 or more per month
  • Kid gets no rewards from previous tiers
  • Kid is being neglected and unloved
  • Kid has a tough life (can't enforce it through patreon though, you will have to make your life miserable yourself)
  • price was supposed to be 100 000, but patreon is such a pussy, it doesn't allow to go higher than 15 000

  • yes, it was an empty line, to emphasize Kid ain't getting shit
  • this tier is such a scam
Goals
$0 of $500 per month
I come up with new exciting material for you on a regular basis.
1-5% goes to charity
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Hi, my name is Max and I'm feeding you spiritual bullshit one teaspoon at a time. It also comes predigested, mama-bird style. You don't even need to chew! How cool is that? Go read the tentacle post and see for yourself.

I love helping people with my writing, and all my posts will stay free forever on my blog. I need your help to get free from the corporate overlords, so I can help others by producing more quality content.

Want to know more? Check out about me page. I am very open and easy going. Feel free to contact me.

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Tiers
Tentacle
$5 or more per month
  • you will be mentioned in the about page on my blog (if you want)
  • voting on topics to come next
  • warm and fuzzy feeling of doing the right thing (butterflies in the stomach are sold separately)
Big Daddy
$15 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • i love you! #noromo
  • you can offer topic to write about (subject to further vote)
  • access to super-secret patreon-only dark-side-of-spirituality posts in the future
Sock Puppet
$20 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • i will use your name\nickname\whatever in made up stories to illustrate a point in my posts, so you can feel ashamed about something you didn't even do!
Enlightened Sponsor
$100 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • i love you for realz! still #noromo
  • you get to tell me your sad stories once in a while, and i will make an example of it for everyone to see (if you want)
Saint
$250 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • you name goes to the front page (if you want)
  • when i make an example of you, i will not use a single offensive word
Source Representative
$1,000 or more per month
  • all of the above, and
  • 11 times the love! (yes, 1 part bonus)
  • you have my undivided attention once in a while (and they say friendship is not for sale)
  • i make a tattoo with your name (not really, but intention is there, so that still counts)
  • i will have a serious talk with you about your questionable financial investments
The Kid
$15,000 or more per month
  • Kid gets no rewards from previous tiers
  • Kid is being neglected and unloved
  • Kid has a tough life (can't enforce it through patreon though, you will have to make your life miserable yourself)
  • price was supposed to be 100 000, but patreon is such a pussy, it doesn't allow to go higher than 15 000

  • yes, it was an empty line, to emphasize Kid ain't getting shit
  • this tier is such a scam