DaveyJownz is creating Books, Stories, Novels
3

patrons

$20
per month
Who am I?
Who is anyone really? I guess I should start like this:
Well hello there, my name is David aka DaveyJownz. I am a South African software developer. I have a fiance, a mother, father, and brother. I have a dog, a blog, and a log for a bedside table. I like writing, I like making people laugh, and I like to think I'm good at it. I like to believe that even if it wasn't for my fiance spot-checking everything I'd still be good at it. But alas, even this was edited by her. I like camping, I like games and might even like you, provided you cool and like me too. 

What do I wish to do here on Patreon?
Well, long story short, I want to entertain. The best way for me to do that is through my writing. I have a great idea for, what I think would be, a great story and a fun way of bringing it to life. This is what I plan to do. I hope you find my story amusing and I plan to do my best to entertain. Sadly my time is limited but I aim to do a page a day for the next year. This is ambitious but I think it's possible. 

What do I want from you?
To enjoy it. To come at least once a month and enjoy what has been written. I will put up all the content for free, so everyone can enjoy. This will be done once a month.
I also want feedback. My goal here is to create a fun story for everyone so your input is valuable to me.

If all content will be free why pay?
Pay if you want don't pay if you don't. I'll throw in some perks for those who do pay which can be seen on the tier list. I'll try to keep it all fun and honest.
The plan is to write and publish a book. so if you don't wanna be my patron, once it's done buy my book. Alternatively, you could get your gran to get it for you for your birthday. If you don't have a gran then you have my condolences and I'll forgive you for downloading the free pdf you'll eventually find on google.


Tiers
The support squad
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Those who like what I do but can't afford or don't want to spend too much on something that will eventually be free.

What you get:

A monthly thumbs up from yours truly and a photo of me drinking instant coffee with a sour but thankful look on my face. 

The Coffee Shop
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Those who like what I do and would like to see me happy and having a nice coffee from a nice coffee shop instead of bad instant coffee, made badly by me.
What you get:

All content from tier 1 and a monthly, appreciative, photo of me having coffee with a short review of the coffee and a made up story about how I managed to get it. 

The fake addicts
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
For those who like what I do and can't wait a month for the next update.

What you get? 

All from tier one and 2 and weekly story updates instead of monthly. 

You will also get monthly photo of me and my fiance at the games arcade having a great time, wishing you could join us, along with a detailed explanation of all the things that would have been better with you all there.


The transport ministers
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
For those who like what I do and really wanna help out with the annoying monthly expenses.

What you get? 

All from tiers 1, 2, and 3 as well as a monthly photo of me with a big smile filling my tank at the petrol station, knowing it's only possible thanks to your contribution. This comes with some of my thoughts of petrol and it's prices for that month, as well as a service rating. (people are employed to fill petrol for you in my country).


The real addicits
$20 or more per month 1 patron
Those who like this way too much. For you I give daily updates with the following disclaimer: 

I might miss some days due to holidays or work. I will do bulk uploads to fix this. I will also write you a good excuse letter as to why I missed the day that may or may not have anything to do with the actual reason. This will come with a photo of me not uploading stuff.

This will also include everything from tiers 1, 2, 3 and 4

The Rich kids
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
For those who really love what I do and want to be a part of it.

All the benefits of all other tiers as well as a chance to put your favorite movie on Al's list of movies. 

You will also get monthly staged photo of me and my fiance paying off our credit cards with a smile and a lot of thanks from me. 

Really appreciate the support.

Goals
$20 of $200 per month
I will get a graphic designer to help with pictures for special chapters and interactions.

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Who am I?
Who is anyone really? I guess I should start like this:
Well hello there, my name is David aka DaveyJownz. I am a South African software developer. I have a fiance, a mother, father, and brother. I have a dog, a blog, and a log for a bedside table. I like writing, I like making people laugh, and I like to think I'm good at it. I like to believe that even if it wasn't for my fiance spot-checking everything I'd still be good at it. But alas, even this was edited by her. I like camping, I like games and might even like you, provided you cool and like me too. 

What do I wish to do here on Patreon?
Well, long story short, I want to entertain. The best way for me to do that is through my writing. I have a great idea for, what I think would be, a great story and a fun way of bringing it to life. This is what I plan to do. I hope you find my story amusing and I plan to do my best to entertain. Sadly my time is limited but I aim to do a page a day for the next year. This is ambitious but I think it's possible. 

What do I want from you?
To enjoy it. To come at least once a month and enjoy what has been written. I will put up all the content for free, so everyone can enjoy. This will be done once a month.
I also want feedback. My goal here is to create a fun story for everyone so your input is valuable to me.

If all content will be free why pay?
Pay if you want don't pay if you don't. I'll throw in some perks for those who do pay which can be seen on the tier list. I'll try to keep it all fun and honest.
The plan is to write and publish a book. so if you don't wanna be my patron, once it's done buy my book. Alternatively, you could get your gran to get it for you for your birthday. If you don't have a gran then you have my condolences and I'll forgive you for downloading the free pdf you'll eventually find on google.


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Tiers
The support squad
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Those who like what I do but can't afford or don't want to spend too much on something that will eventually be free.

What you get:

A monthly thumbs up from yours truly and a photo of me drinking instant coffee with a sour but thankful look on my face. 

The Coffee Shop
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Those who like what I do and would like to see me happy and having a nice coffee from a nice coffee shop instead of bad instant coffee, made badly by me.
What you get:

All content from tier 1 and a monthly, appreciative, photo of me having coffee with a short review of the coffee and a made up story about how I managed to get it. 

The fake addicts
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
For those who like what I do and can't wait a month for the next update.

What you get? 

All from tier one and 2 and weekly story updates instead of monthly. 

You will also get monthly photo of me and my fiance at the games arcade having a great time, wishing you could join us, along with a detailed explanation of all the things that would have been better with you all there.


The transport ministers
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
For those who like what I do and really wanna help out with the annoying monthly expenses.

What you get? 

All from tiers 1, 2, and 3 as well as a monthly photo of me with a big smile filling my tank at the petrol station, knowing it's only possible thanks to your contribution. This comes with some of my thoughts of petrol and it's prices for that month, as well as a service rating. (people are employed to fill petrol for you in my country).


The real addicits
$20 or more per month 1 patron
Those who like this way too much. For you I give daily updates with the following disclaimer: 

I might miss some days due to holidays or work. I will do bulk uploads to fix this. I will also write you a good excuse letter as to why I missed the day that may or may not have anything to do with the actual reason. This will come with a photo of me not uploading stuff.

This will also include everything from tiers 1, 2, 3 and 4

The Rich kids
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
For those who really love what I do and want to be a part of it.

All the benefits of all other tiers as well as a chance to put your favorite movie on Al's list of movies. 

You will also get monthly staged photo of me and my fiance paying off our credit cards with a smile and a lot of thanks from me. 

Really appreciate the support.