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I will pretend to be ur gf for like a day every month. 
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I will genuinely send you a pair of socks every month. No kidding. It's a mystery what sort of socks you get, but you WILL enjoy them. You have to.
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I want enough to buy a subway sandwich every day for every meal
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I want enough for a subway sandwich once a week to begin with
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