David Dineen-Porter

David Dineen-Porter

is creating Custom Songs By Request + MORE!

5

patrons

$17

per month
Hello, Patrons. 

My name is David Dineen-Porter, musician, comedian, consumer of garlic. Since I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I took saxophone lessons, trumpet lessons, taught myself guitar, bass and drums, like all good little boys do.  I formed lots of cool 90s rock bands with friends, played show after show after show. Ah the dream.

But then... 

I developed a muscular problem in my vocal muscles which denied me the ability to sing. And just like that, my dreams came crashing down.  I switched careers after months of depression, and never looked back, as looking back at the career and dream I had lost was too painful. 

Fast forward.

I had just moved across the continent from Canada to the USA to pursue my new career, working in TV. But alone, isolated, and feeling more stress than the San Andreas Fault, I found myself in need of an outlet. I picked up a cheap MIDI keyboard, and three short years later, I am as addicted to music as I ever was.  But things are different this time... 

No longer are musicians beholden to the gatekeepers of the music industry. No longer must everyone homogenize their sound to break through. NOw, I can write the music I want, and you can enjoy it (dear god I hope you enjoy it).  It is truly an age of wonders! You are giving me a second chance at my first choice of career, rekindling the dreams of my youth, and fulfilling the prophecy of Aggorald that one day, a child will come, bald and bllind, who will usher in the new Epoch of Obsidian.  Join me!

I will make music. Good music. Stupid music. Fun music. Sad music. And I will share the journey with you, exploring new instruments, teaching those who are interested how I write songs, how I use software, and how to cook my signature pasta dish, Cinnamon Crumb Spaghetti. Sure I can't sing well, who cares. Music is about this (taps chest), HEART.  And this (taps Cinnamon Crumb Spaghetti), SPAGHETTI.
Tiers
Gratitude's Children
$1 or more per month
You will receive my unending gratitude, as well as a special number chosen by me to be your "soul number". Whenever that number crops up in your real life, you will be blessed. And you will receive one thank or multiple thanks in every video I put out.
Children of Destiny
$5 or more per month
You people... wow, thank you so much. This tier will receive the same benefits as the $1 tier (specially chosen number, eternal thank) but also several others.  I will personally select your favorite animal, favorite color, and give you a special jpeg of a moth.

Moreover, you will gain access to special posts of songs not accessible to the Grattitude's Children ($1 tier, keep up).  And these are some VERY special songs, including songs about your favorite animal!  
Children of Wonder
$10 or more per month
You are the serious people, the people who think art should be fun, and people should be rewarded not only for how hard they work but for how much joy they bring to the people around them. You guys get it.


And as a result, you guys also get access to ULTRA ELITE videos where I explain my songwriting process, show how I produce music.

You get to participate in AMAs and confabs where I will help some of you write songs, or get over obstacles in your life (especially as relates to songwriting or a career in the arts or moths). 


On top of that, you get everything from the lesser, inferior tiers.

Children of Golobulus
$25 or more per month
You are wonders to behold. Your golden minds and cherished souls live within a perfect body, and I love you and all you stand for.


From me, you get all previous tiers' stuff, but you also get one on one songwriting time with me.  Send me songs, and I'll spend an hour with you trying to ruin it, err... improve it.  You also get a free kiss, provided you can find me (tee hee).  


And lastly, I will write one song for you, guaranteed.  It might be an anthem for your abs, it might be a voicemail jingle asking people to leave their name, number, and steam key after the song, who knows, only I know, for only I am real!





Goals
$17 of $100 per month
$100 seems like a good place to start. Nothing too ambitious, but enough to pay for my imported Egyptian yogurt.
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Hello, Patrons. 

My name is David Dineen-Porter, musician, comedian, consumer of garlic. Since I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I took saxophone lessons, trumpet lessons, taught myself guitar, bass and drums, like all good little boys do.  I formed lots of cool 90s rock bands with friends, played show after show after show. Ah the dream.

But then... 

I developed a muscular problem in my vocal muscles which denied me the ability to sing. And just like that, my dreams came crashing down.  I switched careers after months of depression, and never looked back, as looking back at the career and dream I had lost was too painful. 

Fast forward.

I had just moved across the continent from Canada to the USA to pursue my new career, working in TV. But alone, isolated, and feeling more stress than the San Andreas Fault, I found myself in need of an outlet. I picked up a cheap MIDI keyboard, and three short years later, I am as addicted to music as I ever was.  But things are different this time... 

No longer are musicians beholden to the gatekeepers of the music industry. No longer must everyone homogenize their sound to break through. NOw, I can write the music I want, and you can enjoy it (dear god I hope you enjoy it).  It is truly an age of wonders! You are giving me a second chance at my first choice of career, rekindling the dreams of my youth, and fulfilling the prophecy of Aggorald that one day, a child will come, bald and bllind, who will usher in the new Epoch of Obsidian.  Join me!

I will make music. Good music. Stupid music. Fun music. Sad music. And I will share the journey with you, exploring new instruments, teaching those who are interested how I write songs, how I use software, and how to cook my signature pasta dish, Cinnamon Crumb Spaghetti. Sure I can't sing well, who cares. Music is about this (taps chest), HEART.  And this (taps Cinnamon Crumb Spaghetti), SPAGHETTI.

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Tiers
Gratitude's Children
$1 or more per month
You will receive my unending gratitude, as well as a special number chosen by me to be your "soul number". Whenever that number crops up in your real life, you will be blessed. And you will receive one thank or multiple thanks in every video I put out.
Children of Destiny
$5 or more per month
You people... wow, thank you so much. This tier will receive the same benefits as the $1 tier (specially chosen number, eternal thank) but also several others.  I will personally select your favorite animal, favorite color, and give you a special jpeg of a moth.

Moreover, you will gain access to special posts of songs not accessible to the Grattitude's Children ($1 tier, keep up).  And these are some VERY special songs, including songs about your favorite animal!  
Children of Wonder
$10 or more per month
You are the serious people, the people who think art should be fun, and people should be rewarded not only for how hard they work but for how much joy they bring to the people around them. You guys get it.


And as a result, you guys also get access to ULTRA ELITE videos where I explain my songwriting process, show how I produce music.

You get to participate in AMAs and confabs where I will help some of you write songs, or get over obstacles in your life (especially as relates to songwriting or a career in the arts or moths). 


On top of that, you get everything from the lesser, inferior tiers.

Children of Golobulus
$25 or more per month
You are wonders to behold. Your golden minds and cherished souls live within a perfect body, and I love you and all you stand for.


From me, you get all previous tiers' stuff, but you also get one on one songwriting time with me.  Send me songs, and I'll spend an hour with you trying to ruin it, err... improve it.  You also get a free kiss, provided you can find me (tee hee).  


And lastly, I will write one song for you, guaranteed.  It might be an anthem for your abs, it might be a voicemail jingle asking people to leave their name, number, and steam key after the song, who knows, only I know, for only I am real!