Dirk Czarnecki is creating memes
1
patron
$5
per mental supplement
I want money for a Switch.

I'll make a sandwich in the process and do some stupid shit.
Tiers
Become A Patron
$1 or more per mental supplement
Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Connect with other patrons
  • Plus all previous rewards
Strategy Videos
$3 or more per mental supplement
Learn more about how I play.
  • Strategy tutorials
  • Learn how to get your parents to think you're gay
  • Plus all previous rewards
Social Media Follow
$5 or more per mental supplement
Let's make it official on social media.
  • Social media follow
  • Plus all previous rewards
Name In The Credits
$10 or more per mental supplement
As a patron, you'll be recognized for making my work possible.
  • Credits on an upcoming video
  • Plus all previous rewards
Early Access
$20 or more per mental supplement
See my latest videos before anyone else!
  • Early access to videos
  • Sneak peeks at the exclusive sandwich making process
  • Plus all previous rewards
Behind The Scenes
$30 or more per mental supplement
Get a patron-only perspective.
  • Behind-the-scenes pics and videos
  • Watch me make a sandwich
  • Patron-only polls on sandwiches
  • Plus all previous rewards
Join The Team
$50 or more per mental supplement
Let's work together on creating a sandwich.
  • Collaborate on making a sandwich
  • Executive choice on type of breadding
  • Plus all previous rewards
Eat the Sandwich
$100 or more per mental supplement
Get the highest-quality versions of my work.
  • High-quality video downloads of sandwich porn
  • Monthly desktop wallpapers of sandwiches
  • Exclusive behind the scenes footage of me unboxing the Switch
  • YOU get to eat the sandwich that made it all possible
  • Plus all previous rewards
Goals
$5 of $10 per mental supplement
I will make a sandwich.
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I want money for a Switch.

I'll make a sandwich in the process and do some stupid shit.

Recent posts by Dirk Czarnecki

Tiers
Become A Patron
$1 or more per mental supplement
Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Connect with other patrons
  • Plus all previous rewards
Strategy Videos
$3 or more per mental supplement
Learn more about how I play.
  • Strategy tutorials
  • Learn how to get your parents to think you're gay
  • Plus all previous rewards
Social Media Follow
$5 or more per mental supplement
Let's make it official on social media.
  • Social media follow
  • Plus all previous rewards
Name In The Credits
$10 or more per mental supplement
As a patron, you'll be recognized for making my work possible.
  • Credits on an upcoming video
  • Plus all previous rewards
Early Access
$20 or more per mental supplement
See my latest videos before anyone else!
  • Early access to videos
  • Sneak peeks at the exclusive sandwich making process
  • Plus all previous rewards
Behind The Scenes
$30 or more per mental supplement
Get a patron-only perspective.
  • Behind-the-scenes pics and videos
  • Watch me make a sandwich
  • Patron-only polls on sandwiches
  • Plus all previous rewards
Join The Team
$50 or more per mental supplement
Let's work together on creating a sandwich.
  • Collaborate on making a sandwich
  • Executive choice on type of breadding
  • Plus all previous rewards
Eat the Sandwich
$100 or more per mental supplement
Get the highest-quality versions of my work.
  • High-quality video downloads of sandwich porn
  • Monthly desktop wallpapers of sandwiches
  • Exclusive behind the scenes footage of me unboxing the Switch
  • YOU get to eat the sandwich that made it all possible
  • Plus all previous rewards