Doctor No Yu

is creating Bullshit
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The least you could do
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Yeah yeah keep walking.  


Receives:
-My disdain 

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Fiver with inflation factored
$7
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For cheapskates who want to prove they're not cheapskates.


Receives:

-My disdain

(Once)

-A contemptuous sneer

(Once)

Slumlord's sacrifice
$20
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I promise to spend this money on naught but illicit pleasure in thy name, Slumlord.


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-My disdain

(Once)

-A passing thought

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About Doctor No Yu

"So why patreon?"
first off fuck you for asking, just so you can hear me say "I want money". Why else would I start a patreon? Keep in mind if you've come this far you've probably already sampled the full effects of my product; yet you have the audacity to accuse me of freeloading! So here's my fucking pitch: toss me a coin that might instead go to a beggar with less imagination.


"What do I do now?"
make sure you start from the start.
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Slap this shit up there and let it flow
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