Doctor No Yu

Doctor No Yu

is creating Bullshit

0

patrons

$0

per month
"So why patreon?"
first off fuck you for asking, just so you can hear me say "I want money". Why else would I start a patreon? Keep in mind if you've come this far you've probably already sampled the full effects of my product; yet you have the audacity to accuse me of freeloading! So here's my fucking pitch: toss me a coin that might instead go to a beggar with less imagination.


"What do I do now?"
make sure you start from the start.
Tiers
The least you could do
$1.50 or more per month
Yeah yeah keep walking.  


Receives:
-My disdain 

(Once)

Fiver with inflation factored
$7 or more per month
For cheapskates who want to prove they're not cheapskates.


Receives:

-My disdain

(Once)

-A contemptuous sneer

(Once)

Slumlord's sacrifice
$20 or more per month
I promise to spend this money on naught but illicit pleasure in thy name, Slumlord.


Receives:

-My disdain

(Once)

-A passing thought

(Once)

Reasonable middle class offering
$100 or more per month
Thanks man, if this takes off you'll need it more than me; but for now, thanks.


Receives:

-A passing thought

(Once)

-Knowledge that I am spending your money

(Monthly)

Stealthy Richer
$700 or more per month
For people with more money than they need and no desire to input a shipping address.


Receives:

-A passing thought

(Monthly)

-Knowledge that I am spending your money

(Monthly)

Lonely Richer
$1,700 or more per month
For people with more money than they need, and a  desperate desire for attention.


Receives:

-A passing thought
(Monthly)

-Knowledge that I am spending your money

(Monthly)

-I will consider sending a scrap of paper with words on it to you

(Monthly)

No million dollar option
$15,000 or more per month
settled for 15k.


Receives:

-My disdain
(Once)

-My continued disdain
(Monthly)

-Knowledge that I'm trying to spend your money

(Monthly)

-Promise of future promises

(Once)

Goals
$0 of $1,000,000 per month
Slap this shit up there and let it flow
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"So why patreon?"
first off fuck you for asking, just so you can hear me say "I want money". Why else would I start a patreon? Keep in mind if you've come this far you've probably already sampled the full effects of my product; yet you have the audacity to accuse me of freeloading! So here's my fucking pitch: toss me a coin that might instead go to a beggar with less imagination.


"What do I do now?"
make sure you start from the start.

Recent posts by Doctor No Yu

Tiers
The least you could do
$1.50 or more per month
Yeah yeah keep walking.  


Receives:
-My disdain 

(Once)

Fiver with inflation factored
$7 or more per month
For cheapskates who want to prove they're not cheapskates.


Receives:

-My disdain

(Once)

-A contemptuous sneer

(Once)

Slumlord's sacrifice
$20 or more per month
I promise to spend this money on naught but illicit pleasure in thy name, Slumlord.


Receives:

-My disdain

(Once)

-A passing thought

(Once)

Reasonable middle class offering
$100 or more per month
Thanks man, if this takes off you'll need it more than me; but for now, thanks.


Receives:

-A passing thought

(Once)

-Knowledge that I am spending your money

(Monthly)

Stealthy Richer
$700 or more per month
For people with more money than they need and no desire to input a shipping address.


Receives:

-A passing thought

(Monthly)

-Knowledge that I am spending your money

(Monthly)

Lonely Richer
$1,700 or more per month
For people with more money than they need, and a  desperate desire for attention.


Receives:

-A passing thought
(Monthly)

-Knowledge that I am spending your money

(Monthly)

-I will consider sending a scrap of paper with words on it to you

(Monthly)

No million dollar option
$15,000 or more per month
settled for 15k.


Receives:

-My disdain
(Once)

-My continued disdain
(Monthly)

-Knowledge that I'm trying to spend your money

(Monthly)

-Promise of future promises

(Once)