Dogbertcarroll is creating Random Scribblings!
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patrons

$262
per month
I've had a few reviewers tell me I should setup a Patreon page so they can get me to spend my life doing nothing but writing for them and ignoring the whole 'job' and 'real life' thing. Considering I'm so lazy that volunteers type up my work for me, knowing they'd probably never get to read it otherwise... I decided to give it a shot.  I was never all that fond of real life anyway.

Welcome to my page, where I'll hope to catch the eye of people with excess money and very low expectations.

Seriously low! Do you know how few stories I actually finish?!

I may also extort story ideas and twists from anyone that stops by.
Tiers
A firm nod.
$1 or more per month 27 patrons
Official patron status.  You have given me a firm nod, saying you enjoy my work.
A big thumbs up.
$3 or more per month 13 patrons
You have given me a big thumbs up and possibly a nod as well. Sadly that is not visible over the net unless I have hacked into your web cam.
A brisk high five!
$5 or more per month 8 patrons
You have given me a brisk high five, but not a down low... you were too slow.
Down low!
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
A brisk high five and a quick down low. I look at you in surprise.
Spoil Proof!
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
You may ask me for spoilers and things I have planned in the future for story lines. This is actually worth less than you think as I have the attention span of a squirrel on a bad sugar high and tend to change things at whim. 
Slave Driver!
$100 or more per month 1 patron
I am now forced to write one chapter of one of my works of your choice per month rather than working on any shiny new idea that catches my eye. What have you done?!
I've had a few reviewers tell me I should setup a Patreon page so they can get me to spend my life doing nothing but writing for them and ignoring the whole 'job' and 'real life' thing. Considering I'm so lazy that volunteers type up my work for me, knowing they'd probably never get to read it otherwise... I decided to give it a shot.  I was never all that fond of real life anyway.

Welcome to my page, where I'll hope to catch the eye of people with excess money and very low expectations.

Seriously low! Do you know how few stories I actually finish?!

I may also extort story ideas and twists from anyone that stops by.

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Tiers
A firm nod.
$1 or more per month 27 patrons
Official patron status.  You have given me a firm nod, saying you enjoy my work.
A big thumbs up.
$3 or more per month 13 patrons
You have given me a big thumbs up and possibly a nod as well. Sadly that is not visible over the net unless I have hacked into your web cam.
A brisk high five!
$5 or more per month 8 patrons
You have given me a brisk high five, but not a down low... you were too slow.
Down low!
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
A brisk high five and a quick down low. I look at you in surprise.
Spoil Proof!
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
You may ask me for spoilers and things I have planned in the future for story lines. This is actually worth less than you think as I have the attention span of a squirrel on a bad sugar high and tend to change things at whim. 
Slave Driver!
$100 or more per month 1 patron
I am now forced to write one chapter of one of my works of your choice per month rather than working on any shiny new idea that catches my eye. What have you done?!