Don't Lets Chart

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Nothing extra but a pleasant feeling in your downstairs as you know you help out a pair of smashing lads doing their podcast. Thank you! 
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Early access to every episode of "Don't Lets Chart" plus extras, outtakes and full access to the Patreon archive including a full 20 episode series of "DLC...Nights".  There's also a Discord server we plan to use more and a plan to do more live events and game stuff. 
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Look we'll level with you, we dont have anything extra to offer here thats not in the $3 tier but if you're one of those eccentric millionaires with money to burn and a love of what we do, we'd be happy to take your money and put it towards more shows. How about we'll say you are ace at the end of every episode? And we'll read anything you want to promote out, assuming its not you know, a campaign to revive Hitlers or owt.

...oh, apparently we're flexable on that one too. Hi! 




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Since April 2019, Don't Lets Chart has been the internet's 88 or 89th premier source of odd trivia, daft jokes, even dafter quizzes and general messing. Hosted by excellent nobodies Ben Baker and Phil Catterall, each episode finds them trying to make sense of this increasingly baffling world via the comfort of charts, unusual facts and arbitrary lists. But more often than not its just two friends making each other laugh with pop culture ephemera.

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A homebrew mix of arcane trivia, strange history, daft jokes and pop culture idiocy hosted by "the Poundshop Lee and Herring",  a typical episode might feature a discussion on the ten worst Hanna-Barbera jerks, forgotten McDonalds mascots, VHS tapes worth more than a car, the best banned things, Marvel murder sprees, a "Beatles or Beetles?" quiz, gravy book reviews, too many Transformers and all the Terry and June you can eat. Plus much more.

Your support will go towards webspace, research (quite high for a show like ours!) and editing time. The price has stayed the same - patrons donating over $3 (under £3 a month) will recieve early access on the weekly show plus bonus material, out-takes and the full series of our spin-off shows Don't Lets Chart...Nights and the DLC Lockdown Roadshow. This is pretty much Ben's job so its all supporting us hugely! 
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Murder. Straight up murder. 
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