DubyaLucha

is creating sarcasm that rubes don't get.

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Pledge $1 or more per month
If you pledge $1, I'll make funny tweets for you. Will provide one Crystal Pepsi for me.
Pledge $2 or more per month
You seriously don't get sarcasm and I appreciate that you are committed to giving me way more money than I deserve for internetting.

At this tier, you gain access to my soul for 30 seconds.
Pledge $1,000 or more per month
WOW! You really care about my need to feed my family through internetting and I thank you for it. 

At this tier, I will create a hashtag with YOUR name in it. That way, all the internets will appreciate you.

This will also give my family at least 25 Crystal Pepsis.
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
If you pledge $1, I'll make funny tweets for you. Will provide one Crystal Pepsi for me.
Pledge $2 or more per month
You seriously don't get sarcasm and I appreciate that you are committed to giving me way more money than I deserve for internetting.

At this tier, you gain access to my soul for 30 seconds.
Pledge $1,000 or more per month
WOW! You really care about my need to feed my family through internetting and I thank you for it. 

At this tier, I will create a hashtag with YOUR name in it. That way, all the internets will appreciate you.

This will also give my family at least 25 Crystal Pepsis.