Dull Crayons are creating Comedy Podcast Gold
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patrons

One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them.

*Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners.

Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
Tiers
Fig & Honey Triscuit (Wonderlic: 27)
$1 or more per month
You're the foundation to our pyramid. Oh, did I say pyramid? I meant, multi-level entertainment scheme. Uh, I mean...
Lady Snack (Wonderlic: 32)
$3 or more per month
You're our meat and potatoes. Without you, there is no show, cause I refuse to push that legal-zoom/stamps.com/adam&eve crap that all those corporate podcasts get fat off of. This is gonzo podcasting, baby, and it's only possible because of you. 
Dull Dandelion (Wonderlic: 43)
$5 or more per month
Shoutout on the pod


When you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So you got that goin' for you, which is nice.

Goals
3 of 6 patrons
I'll stop using the snack report as a meal replacement and will be able to afford dinner on nights we record. 
1 of 3
One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them.

*Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners.

Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

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Tiers
Fig & Honey Triscuit (Wonderlic: 27)
$1 or more per month
You're the foundation to our pyramid. Oh, did I say pyramid? I meant, multi-level entertainment scheme. Uh, I mean...
Lady Snack (Wonderlic: 32)
$3 or more per month
You're our meat and potatoes. Without you, there is no show, cause I refuse to push that legal-zoom/stamps.com/adam&eve crap that all those corporate podcasts get fat off of. This is gonzo podcasting, baby, and it's only possible because of you. 
Dull Dandelion (Wonderlic: 43)
$5 or more per month
Shoutout on the pod


When you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So you got that goin' for you, which is nice.