EatGranola is creating breakfast with semi-skimmed milk
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WHO ARE YOU THO?

I'm a 21yo London bloke who started taking an interest in gaming when I was around 9. From there I played all types of games like racing (like Formula 1 and rally racing) and platformers (like Super Mario and Rayman) to FPS (like CoD and Overwatch.)

OK BUT WHY DO YOU PLAY GAMES

I enjoy mobile FPS gaming daily and it's become something I could make a career out of in eSports someday (h y p e). But as fun as it is to play solo after work or whatever, I really dig making content live for others to watch too. People can interact with me as a mate while I'm gaming, which always felt more personal than just uploading pre-recorded gameplay (I make those too tho). Feels good to come back from working at my not-streaming-full-time-gotta-pay-bills-job and hanging with the regulars from stream chat. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SOO WHY WOULD I BECOME A PATRON THEN

Would help meh to put more money towards doing this full time, which would mean more videos, longer streams and better quality content cause I wouldn't have to take time off to go to work away from the creative stoofff

AIGHT SO DO I HAVE TO DONATE TO BE NOTICED BY YOU OR WHAT

Nope I try to give attention to people who watch my streams and comment on my videos :) money is a bonus & donations are never required and always appreciated - if anyone feels like they have to give me money for me to notice them then I'm doing something wrong. (if you have bread though send some of that my way I'm tryna pay rent lol)
Tiers
Nutri-gran Breakfast Bar
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
For when you woke up late and need a quick fix before the day starts.
Includes Discord rewards
Gluten Free Toast with Melted Butter
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Just a tad more nutritious than the breakfast bar.
Includes Discord rewards
Pulled Pork Pancakes with Whiskey Maple Sauce
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
A decent breakfast worth waking up excited for.
Includes Discord rewards
Scrambled Goose Egg with Smoked Salmon and Chives
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
It's not the Mirazur, but it's a pretty classy morning meal.
Includes Discord rewards
Belgian Waffle Extravaganza with Chocolate Syrup
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Oof! You really are spoiling yourself this morning. Make sure to drink sum milk or something to wash this down.
Includes Discord rewards
The Queen Sized Jelly-Filled Donut with Light Sugar Dusting
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
This donut is no joke. A truly remarkable dish for a very hungry patron.
Includes Discord rewards
The Legendary Mountain of Breakfast
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
You have surpassed all levels of Breakfast to discover the incredibly ravishing exotic Legendary Breakfast Mountain. It is now yours to devour!
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$0 of $250 per month
when I reach 250/month I could do less shifts at work which means more content WHICH MEANS MORE SUBS AND MORE PATRONS YAY
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WHO ARE YOU THO?

I'm a 21yo London bloke who started taking an interest in gaming when I was around 9. From there I played all types of games like racing (like Formula 1 and rally racing) and platformers (like Super Mario and Rayman) to FPS (like CoD and Overwatch.)

OK BUT WHY DO YOU PLAY GAMES

I enjoy mobile FPS gaming daily and it's become something I could make a career out of in eSports someday (h y p e). But as fun as it is to play solo after work or whatever, I really dig making content live for others to watch too. People can interact with me as a mate while I'm gaming, which always felt more personal than just uploading pre-recorded gameplay (I make those too tho). Feels good to come back from working at my not-streaming-full-time-gotta-pay-bills-job and hanging with the regulars from stream chat. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SOO WHY WOULD I BECOME A PATRON THEN

Would help meh to put more money towards doing this full time, which would mean more videos, longer streams and better quality content cause I wouldn't have to take time off to go to work away from the creative stoofff

AIGHT SO DO I HAVE TO DONATE TO BE NOTICED BY YOU OR WHAT

Nope I try to give attention to people who watch my streams and comment on my videos :) money is a bonus & donations are never required and always appreciated - if anyone feels like they have to give me money for me to notice them then I'm doing something wrong. (if you have bread though send some of that my way I'm tryna pay rent lol)

Recent posts by EatGranola

Tiers
Nutri-gran Breakfast Bar
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
For when you woke up late and need a quick fix before the day starts.
Includes Discord rewards
Gluten Free Toast with Melted Butter
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Just a tad more nutritious than the breakfast bar.
Includes Discord rewards
Pulled Pork Pancakes with Whiskey Maple Sauce
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
A decent breakfast worth waking up excited for.
Includes Discord rewards
Scrambled Goose Egg with Smoked Salmon and Chives
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
It's not the Mirazur, but it's a pretty classy morning meal.
Includes Discord rewards
Belgian Waffle Extravaganza with Chocolate Syrup
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Oof! You really are spoiling yourself this morning. Make sure to drink sum milk or something to wash this down.
Includes Discord rewards
The Queen Sized Jelly-Filled Donut with Light Sugar Dusting
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
This donut is no joke. A truly remarkable dish for a very hungry patron.
Includes Discord rewards
The Legendary Mountain of Breakfast
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
You have surpassed all levels of Breakfast to discover the incredibly ravishing exotic Legendary Breakfast Mountain. It is now yours to devour!
Includes Discord rewards