Emily Elias

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Hello. 

I'm a simple lady with a simple dream. To write a newsletter that people will actually read. If you haven't subscribed, get on it. It's free.  The weekly-ish 'A Few Things by Emily Elias' takes time. And that's where your support comes in. Please give me money so that I can dive into the internet to bring you a roundup of odd bits of news that are buried deep at the bottom of the web.  

And let's try make that weekly-ish newsletter a proper weekly newsletter. 
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Realistic Goals
$1 or more per newsletter
I will send you a personal email that contains the second best gif I can find that day. (I would say best but I don't want to create a relationship of unrealistic expectations.)
Personalized Pep Talk
$5 or more per newsletter
I don't mean to brag, but I'm really good at giving pep talks. And guess what? I'll record you a personalised message every month and send it to you. YEAH. EVERY MONTH. Get ready for some more Elias in your life.
What's In My Pockets?
$20 or more per newsletter
If you're happy to give me the dollars dollars dollars, I will send you an item that is found in my jacket pocket. Could it be gum? Tissues?  A forgotten transit pass? It's a real guessing game! Get ready to roll the dice!
Re-evaluate your life choices.
$100 or more per newsletter
Buddy. This is too much! This is outrageous! AND yes. I'll take your money. You will get a weekly email from me and! 24/7 Pep Talk service. 3 am and feeling low. I got your back. About to head into a big meeting? I'll be your warm up music. That's more than I communicate with my own mother. 
Hello. 

I'm a simple lady with a simple dream. To write a newsletter that people will actually read. If you haven't subscribed, get on it. It's free.  The weekly-ish 'A Few Things by Emily Elias' takes time. And that's where your support comes in. Please give me money so that I can dive into the internet to bring you a roundup of odd bits of news that are buried deep at the bottom of the web.  

And let's try make that weekly-ish newsletter a proper weekly newsletter. 

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Tiers
Realistic Goals
$1 or more per newsletter
I will send you a personal email that contains the second best gif I can find that day. (I would say best but I don't want to create a relationship of unrealistic expectations.)
Personalized Pep Talk
$5 or more per newsletter
I don't mean to brag, but I'm really good at giving pep talks. And guess what? I'll record you a personalised message every month and send it to you. YEAH. EVERY MONTH. Get ready for some more Elias in your life.
What's In My Pockets?
$20 or more per newsletter
If you're happy to give me the dollars dollars dollars, I will send you an item that is found in my jacket pocket. Could it be gum? Tissues?  A forgotten transit pass? It's a real guessing game! Get ready to roll the dice!
Re-evaluate your life choices.
$100 or more per newsletter
Buddy. This is too much! This is outrageous! AND yes. I'll take your money. You will get a weekly email from me and! 24/7 Pep Talk service. 3 am and feeling low. I got your back. About to head into a big meeting? I'll be your warm up music. That's more than I communicate with my own mother.