EmptyHero is creating Ridiculous Youtube Videos for Cutie Pies
21

patrons

$61
per month
Hello all you wonderful, beautiful individuals. I'm EmptyHero, and today, with your help, I'm going to call out of work and spend all day making preposterous videos for youtube. Every dollar donated propels me one step closer to becoming a full-on lazy piece of garbage who spends all of his time being snarky about video games. And I think we can all agree, that would be for the benefit of all mankind.
Tiers
SmegHead
$1 or more per month 15 patrons
SmegHeads are a superior form of life, created, not by God in his image, but as an improved model for God himself to aspire to be more like.
Includes Discord rewards
SmegHead Deluxe
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
SmegHead Deluxes stand tall above the metaphysical manlets of society, radiating grandeur upon all creation.
Includes Discord rewards
Ascended Smegger
$10 or more per month 1 patron
Far above the dreary lights of humanity dwell the Ascended Smeggers. Few know of their existence, and even less are capable of comprehending their magnificence. [patreons of this level and above get a vote on what kind of video gets made next]
Includes Discord rewards
SmegNificent
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
While few gifted beings may stumble across the whispers of the universe, only the truly SmegNificent can reply and be heard by all creation.  [patreons of this level and above get a vote on what kind of video gets made next] 
Includes Discord rewards
SmegmaKing
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
SmegmaKing: A being chosen by celestial authorities, which, by it's own toil, becomes beyond the reproach of mere mortals.  [patreons of this level and above get a greater vote on what kind of video gets made next] 
Includes Discord rewards
SmegmaKing but with a Hat
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Only a true King will be crowned.  [patreons of this level and above get an even greater vote on what kind of video gets made next]
Goals
$61 of $100 per month
I'll spend the first 100 dollars earned on some basic streaming equipment so fans can join in on the gameplay sessions that will later be edited down for videos + select patreons may gain special discord access so they can voice chat with me live during streams.
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Hello all you wonderful, beautiful individuals. I'm EmptyHero, and today, with your help, I'm going to call out of work and spend all day making preposterous videos for youtube. Every dollar donated propels me one step closer to becoming a full-on lazy piece of garbage who spends all of his time being snarky about video games. And I think we can all agree, that would be for the benefit of all mankind.

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Tiers
SmegHead
$1 or more per month 15 patrons
SmegHeads are a superior form of life, created, not by God in his image, but as an improved model for God himself to aspire to be more like.
Includes Discord rewards
SmegHead Deluxe
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
SmegHead Deluxes stand tall above the metaphysical manlets of society, radiating grandeur upon all creation.
Includes Discord rewards
Ascended Smegger
$10 or more per month 1 patron
Far above the dreary lights of humanity dwell the Ascended Smeggers. Few know of their existence, and even less are capable of comprehending their magnificence. [patreons of this level and above get a vote on what kind of video gets made next]
Includes Discord rewards
SmegNificent
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
While few gifted beings may stumble across the whispers of the universe, only the truly SmegNificent can reply and be heard by all creation.  [patreons of this level and above get a vote on what kind of video gets made next] 
Includes Discord rewards
SmegmaKing
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
SmegmaKing: A being chosen by celestial authorities, which, by it's own toil, becomes beyond the reproach of mere mortals.  [patreons of this level and above get a greater vote on what kind of video gets made next] 
Includes Discord rewards
SmegmaKing but with a Hat
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Only a true King will be crowned.  [patreons of this level and above get an even greater vote on what kind of video gets made next]