Evan Nachimson

is creating PAY ME AND YOU'LL FIND OUT

2

patrons

$15

per month
I'M EVAN NACHIMSON 

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.


HERE'S HOW IT WORKS

I write you songs.

GOOD MUSIC. About what ever you want.


A SONG THAT YOU COULD SEND TO YOUR BAE (ew never say that)

A SONG WHERE YOU CAN CALL YOUR FRIEND A DUMBASS IN THE MOST TRUEST EXPRESSIVE FORM EVER

SONG!

(isn't this beautiful?)


ALL THE WHILE I WILL BE PROVIDING YOU WITH ACTUALLY GREAT MUSIC YOU CAN LISTEN TO FOR A LIFETIME. WITH THE MONEY FROM THE AMAZING SERVICE I'M PROVIDING YOU.

I will share all of my newest creations and demos of new songs with you in Patron only posts.YOU will have the POWER (everyone wants it..) to CHOOSE which songs I record PROFESSIONALLY for an album USING YOUR MONEY! (THANKS!)

SO CONGRATS YOU ARE NOW A PATRON. YOU NOW HAVE....

Access to:
-Live patron only concerts. 
-Live stream hangs where we write a song together as a group
-Secrets of the Universe

-Personalized songs written just for YOU
-All your dreams coming true
-A hot girl or guy or thing to keep you comfort at night.

-Love at first sight
-Patron only posts/content of music videos, song demos, concerts, tutorials, dancing, bubble machines, and puppies. 
-Downloads of all my past music and future creations.



LET'S GET SERIOUS
-i've raised $6000 for Stand Up to Cancer using ONE song I wrote for my mom who had and beat breast cancer.
-i've released 3 EP'S on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music etc. in 2017 including one produced by a GRAMMY Award winning producer/engineer.
-i play 9 gigs a week playing music for little kids at a daycare to make RENT (help me do this less although the kids are perfect in every way)
-i've overcome TWO stints in the hospital dealing with my own depression and speak OPENLY about it in public. I called my third EP "NIGHT FALLS FAST" after a book sharing the same name all about the history of suicide. I continue to build empathy and compassion in my community through MUSIC.
-I run a monthly pop up speakeasy/music concert called, THE CANDLE ROOM empowering artists in New York City to perform their music in an intimate setting for people who aren't constantly checking their phones!
-I would really like to make my living making my own music and performing it for YOU.



HELP ME CONTINUE DOING ALL OF THIS.

WITH THE MOST LOVE AND ADMIRATION.
EVAN NACHIMSON

Tiers
I'm broke as helllll but fine take this...
$1 or more per month
I'm broke as helllll but fine take this are alright people. They have a good heart but haven't "made it" themselves yet enough to be "kinda poor but here's"... They love you and appreciate you though and get to tell all their friends that they're a damn good person and knew Evan Nachimson when he was also broke as helllllllll.


They will have their names on the thank you section of any future record released or video released. So, in short, they will be broke BUT famous as fuck.

I'm kinda poor but here...
$5 or more per month
I'm kinda poor but here are peasants but the kind you totally would get a drink with but then blow off because you know you're gonna end up paying for their drinks anyway and they havent taken a shower in a bit....but, alas, you still love 'em so they get access to patron-only posts including demos of new songs/songs i write for others, all exclusive video content and all the bragging rights etc. that those broke fuckers get..
I'm not as poor so here...
$10 or more per month
I'm not as poor so here are still peasants but, the kind you totally would get a drink with and watch a movie with...you'd probably ditch kinda poor but here's to hang out with them...they've got their life kinda together and you wouldn't mind taking advice from them every so often..


they get access to patron-only posts plus a monthly live stream 30 min concert plus all of the above!

I'm well off take this money as a token of my love for you...
$25 or more per month
"I'm well off here, take this money as token of my love for you's" are financially stable. They'll cook you dinner. They'll buy you a bday gift. They'll meet your parents. You'd hang with them all the time if you could. They are so generous and usually smell really nice.


they get access to everything the others get access to PLUS a  thank you voice memo song written personally for you. You give me 5 of your favorite words and i'll work it into the song.

I've kinda got some money to blow......
$50 or more per month
"I've kinda got some money to blow's...." are kinda sorta low-key rich. You see them once a year because they are usually vacationing in Cabo. Or on a boat in the Mediterranean. They love to give you money because they can. You have no idea how they do it because they are seemingly always traveling in Cabo. Or they're on their boat. They also smell really nice. AND they're attractive. 


they get access to everything the others get access to PLUS a google hangout where I perform 6 songs of your choice for YOU individually plus a hand written thank you note.

I'm fucking rich.
$100 or more per month
"I'm fucking rich's" are fucking rich. Holy god. They smell amazing. You secretly stay up at night wondering how they spend their time and how they ended up smelling so nice.



They get all of the above PLUS a personalized fully produced song about whatever the hell they want..

Goals
$15 of $100 per month
I will write a personalized awesome song including all of the patreons names and one word of their choice in it.

I will also send a personalized thank you video to you.
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I'M EVAN NACHIMSON 

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.


HERE'S HOW IT WORKS

I write you songs.

GOOD MUSIC. About what ever you want.


A SONG THAT YOU COULD SEND TO YOUR BAE (ew never say that)

A SONG WHERE YOU CAN CALL YOUR FRIEND A DUMBASS IN THE MOST TRUEST EXPRESSIVE FORM EVER

SONG!

(isn't this beautiful?)


ALL THE WHILE I WILL BE PROVIDING YOU WITH ACTUALLY GREAT MUSIC YOU CAN LISTEN TO FOR A LIFETIME. WITH THE MONEY FROM THE AMAZING SERVICE I'M PROVIDING YOU.

I will share all of my newest creations and demos of new songs with you in Patron only posts.YOU will have the POWER (everyone wants it..) to CHOOSE which songs I record PROFESSIONALLY for an album USING YOUR MONEY! (THANKS!)

SO CONGRATS YOU ARE NOW A PATRON. YOU NOW HAVE....

Access to:
-Live patron only concerts. 
-Live stream hangs where we write a song together as a group
-Secrets of the Universe

-Personalized songs written just for YOU
-All your dreams coming true
-A hot girl or guy or thing to keep you comfort at night.

-Love at first sight
-Patron only posts/content of music videos, song demos, concerts, tutorials, dancing, bubble machines, and puppies. 
-Downloads of all my past music and future creations.



LET'S GET SERIOUS
-i've raised $6000 for Stand Up to Cancer using ONE song I wrote for my mom who had and beat breast cancer.
-i've released 3 EP'S on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music etc. in 2017 including one produced by a GRAMMY Award winning producer/engineer.
-i play 9 gigs a week playing music for little kids at a daycare to make RENT (help me do this less although the kids are perfect in every way)
-i've overcome TWO stints in the hospital dealing with my own depression and speak OPENLY about it in public. I called my third EP "NIGHT FALLS FAST" after a book sharing the same name all about the history of suicide. I continue to build empathy and compassion in my community through MUSIC.
-I run a monthly pop up speakeasy/music concert called, THE CANDLE ROOM empowering artists in New York City to perform their music in an intimate setting for people who aren't constantly checking their phones!
-I would really like to make my living making my own music and performing it for YOU.



HELP ME CONTINUE DOING ALL OF THIS.

WITH THE MOST LOVE AND ADMIRATION.
EVAN NACHIMSON

Recent posts by Evan Nachimson

Tiers
I'm broke as helllll but fine take this...
$1 or more per month
I'm broke as helllll but fine take this are alright people. They have a good heart but haven't "made it" themselves yet enough to be "kinda poor but here's"... They love you and appreciate you though and get to tell all their friends that they're a damn good person and knew Evan Nachimson when he was also broke as helllllllll.


They will have their names on the thank you section of any future record released or video released. So, in short, they will be broke BUT famous as fuck.

I'm kinda poor but here...
$5 or more per month
I'm kinda poor but here are peasants but the kind you totally would get a drink with but then blow off because you know you're gonna end up paying for their drinks anyway and they havent taken a shower in a bit....but, alas, you still love 'em so they get access to patron-only posts including demos of new songs/songs i write for others, all exclusive video content and all the bragging rights etc. that those broke fuckers get..
I'm not as poor so here...
$10 or more per month
I'm not as poor so here are still peasants but, the kind you totally would get a drink with and watch a movie with...you'd probably ditch kinda poor but here's to hang out with them...they've got their life kinda together and you wouldn't mind taking advice from them every so often..


they get access to patron-only posts plus a monthly live stream 30 min concert plus all of the above!

I'm well off take this money as a token of my love for you...
$25 or more per month
"I'm well off here, take this money as token of my love for you's" are financially stable. They'll cook you dinner. They'll buy you a bday gift. They'll meet your parents. You'd hang with them all the time if you could. They are so generous and usually smell really nice.


they get access to everything the others get access to PLUS a  thank you voice memo song written personally for you. You give me 5 of your favorite words and i'll work it into the song.

I've kinda got some money to blow......
$50 or more per month
"I've kinda got some money to blow's...." are kinda sorta low-key rich. You see them once a year because they are usually vacationing in Cabo. Or on a boat in the Mediterranean. They love to give you money because they can. You have no idea how they do it because they are seemingly always traveling in Cabo. Or they're on their boat. They also smell really nice. AND they're attractive. 


they get access to everything the others get access to PLUS a google hangout where I perform 6 songs of your choice for YOU individually plus a hand written thank you note.

I'm fucking rich.
$100 or more per month
"I'm fucking rich's" are fucking rich. Holy god. They smell amazing. You secretly stay up at night wondering how they spend their time and how they ended up smelling so nice.



They get all of the above PLUS a personalized fully produced song about whatever the hell they want..