In the "real world", Violet (Sam) and Petunia (April) are best best friends. We realized, one day, that our constant commentary and general bitchery could hopefully be channeled into making people other than ourselvess laugh. Ideally.

The idea to be an Ettin was pretty obvious to us, as we are already attached at the metaphorical cross-country hip. Also we are actual monsters. 

This Patreon gives us a way to reach out to fans and give them a little extra. Some songs, collaboration opportunities, and even some tangible gifts.

Patron-only posts will offer previews of upcoming episodes, polls on topics we'll cover or merch we will work on, mini bonus episodes, in and out of character writings, pictures of our dogs, alternate projects we are working on, and whatever else we would like to share with you.

In return, we can keep the podcast going on a regular schedule while being able to do fancy things, such as eating food and paying bills. We are constantly recording and editing and writing content and music, which takes a lot of time and energy. We love doing this, and want to continue doing so as long as possible. Also Sam would super super like to use something other than a cardboard box as an isolation chamber. 

This patreon also helps us with the costs of podcasting (web hosting fees, recording and editing equipment/software, and tea.) and also will allow us to produce some fun merch down the line. We hope to someday commission two headed sweaters. These items are covered in our various goals. 

Any contribution helps us and hopefully gives you something fun or weird in return.