Everybody Hates Rand is creating a Wheel of Time podcast
40

patrons

$161
per month
Well, hello! Hail and well met, or something. You're probably here because you like our Wheel of Time podcast, Everybody Hates Rand. We like it too, except for when we have to talk about Elayne (ugh) or Rand's attitude toward women (UGH). Thanks for listening, even after that ten-minute "Hatchet" rant. We like you for staying loyal despite that, and we like you whether or not you send us some of that sweet, sweet money. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, my dudes.
Tiers
"Hatchet" Loyalists
$1 or more per month
For one (1) single American dollar every month, we'll provide you with access to our Patrons-only blooper reel as well as Emily's blog detailing her every thought and emotion as she reads the last three WoT books. It's a lot like the podcast, but better edited.
The French Pronunciationists
$3 or more per month

For three dollars a month you get the blooper reel, Emily's blog, and our exclusive, Patrons-only side podcast: We Don't Watch Outlander. (We used to watch Outlander. Now we don't. That's how much we hated it.)

Furries Only, Please
$5 or more per month

For five dollars, you get all that stuff, PLUS you're entitled to one (1) graffitied Wheel of Time book, courtesy of us and our scribbles, drawings, and origami. Since each one is personalized, it may not get to you soon, but it will get to you eventually.

Goals
$161 of $300 per month
We're looking for the funds to produce podcast merch! It's a costly endeavor, but we think the Larry the Trolloc stickers will be worth it. We're also looking for your great ideas! Do you want a T-Shirt that says "Mat Cauthon Is Illiterate"? Do you want a button that proclaims "The Grave Is No Bar To My Yeet"? Drop us a DM!
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Well, hello! Hail and well met, or something. You're probably here because you like our Wheel of Time podcast, Everybody Hates Rand. We like it too, except for when we have to talk about Elayne (ugh) or Rand's attitude toward women (UGH). Thanks for listening, even after that ten-minute "Hatchet" rant. We like you for staying loyal despite that, and we like you whether or not you send us some of that sweet, sweet money. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, my dudes.

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Tiers
"Hatchet" Loyalists
$1 or more per month
For one (1) single American dollar every month, we'll provide you with access to our Patrons-only blooper reel as well as Emily's blog detailing her every thought and emotion as she reads the last three WoT books. It's a lot like the podcast, but better edited.
The French Pronunciationists
$3 or more per month

For three dollars a month you get the blooper reel, Emily's blog, and our exclusive, Patrons-only side podcast: We Don't Watch Outlander. (We used to watch Outlander. Now we don't. That's how much we hated it.)

Furries Only, Please
$5 or more per month

For five dollars, you get all that stuff, PLUS you're entitled to one (1) graffitied Wheel of Time book, courtesy of us and our scribbles, drawings, and origami. Since each one is personalized, it may not get to you soon, but it will get to you eventually.