Everybody Hates Rand is creating a Wheel of Time podcast
29

patrons

$101
per month
Well, hello! Hail and well met, or something. You're probably here because you like our Wheel of Time podcast, Everybody Hates Rand. We like it too, except for when we have to talk about Elayne (ugh) or Rand's attitude toward women (UGH). Thanks for listening, even after that ten-minute "Hatchet" rant. We like you for staying loyal despite that, and we like you whether or not you send us some of that sweet, sweet money. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, my dudes.
Tiers
"Hatchet" Loyalists
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
For one (1) single American dollar every month, we'll provide you with access to our Patrons-only blooper reel as well as Emily's blog detailing her every thought and emotion as she reads the last three WoT books. It's a lot like the podcast, but better edited.
The French Pronunciationists
$3 or more per month 8 patrons

For three dollars a month you get the blooper reel, Emily's blog, and our exclusive, Patrons-only side podcast: We Don't Watch Outlander. (We used to watch Outlander. Now we don't. That's how much we hated it.)

Furries Only, Please
$5 or more per month 19 patrons

For five dollars, you get all that stuff, PLUS you're entitled to one (1) graffitied Wheel of Time book, courtesy of us and our scribbles, drawings, and origami. Since each one is personalized, it may not get to you soon, but it will get to you eventually.

Goals
$101 of $150 per month
Our latest goal is to free Emily from the audio editing prison that is Audacity and get her some fancy software, the kind that costs real grown-up money! Seriously. She's locked in the Stone of Tear, and only you, dear patrons, can blow a hole in the wall using rudimentary dynamite to rescue her. 
1 of 1
Well, hello! Hail and well met, or something. You're probably here because you like our Wheel of Time podcast, Everybody Hates Rand. We like it too, except for when we have to talk about Elayne (ugh) or Rand's attitude toward women (UGH). Thanks for listening, even after that ten-minute "Hatchet" rant. We like you for staying loyal despite that, and we like you whether or not you send us some of that sweet, sweet money. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, my dudes.

Recent posts by Everybody Hates Rand

Tiers
"Hatchet" Loyalists
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
For one (1) single American dollar every month, we'll provide you with access to our Patrons-only blooper reel as well as Emily's blog detailing her every thought and emotion as she reads the last three WoT books. It's a lot like the podcast, but better edited.
The French Pronunciationists
$3 or more per month 8 patrons

For three dollars a month you get the blooper reel, Emily's blog, and our exclusive, Patrons-only side podcast: We Don't Watch Outlander. (We used to watch Outlander. Now we don't. That's how much we hated it.)

Furries Only, Please
$5 or more per month 19 patrons

For five dollars, you get all that stuff, PLUS you're entitled to one (1) graffitied Wheel of Time book, courtesy of us and our scribbles, drawings, and origami. Since each one is personalized, it may not get to you soon, but it will get to you eventually.