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Good Bear
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"I just want to support you because you're really cool and smart"

Just want to help out a bit? You certainly would be doing so.

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Sparkle Bear
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Get Your Name Mentioned In Videos as a Producer!

I will personally thank you at the end of every video for as long as you remain a Patron at this tier or higher.
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Cosmic Bear
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I Will Record A Personalized Voice Message Just For You!

I will record a voice message for you saying (almost) anything you'd like. You can use this as a notification sound on your phone or for...other things.

All previous rewards are also included. 

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Who am I?

My name is Crusty and I make silly videos on the internet. With these silly videos I hope to harvest your happiness and sell it to the gluttonous space frogs after they rule over us all and it becomes the rarest form of currency in the universe.

The Story so Far.
Since I started creating YouTube videos and Twitch streams I've been fortunate enough to be backed by an amazing community of kind, warm, funny, and twisted people. Supporting me on places such as this has enabled me to continuously improve my content and grow as a person and entertainer. I'll never be able to thank you all enough for the support along this journey, but thank you!

Why Donate on Patreon?
Donating on this Patreon place not only helps me keep up to date with the latest games and produce more content for you, but it also helps pay my bills and give me food and water. As it turns out, these are things I require in order to function and create more videos for your enjoyment.  


Are you Jack Sparrow?

Are you related to Jack Sparrow? No.

Are you Obi Wan Kenobi? No.

Are you related to Obi Wan Kenobi? No.

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