GB Chew

is creating the art your drugs are on.

3

patrons

$2

per month
Tiers
Insider Access
$1 per month
Reward

Insiders know what's up, and they understand that time is money.

One thin dollar a month buys access to my private timeline here at Patreon , so you can see what I'm working on , who I'm working with, and what I'm thinking about.


(It's just a token payment, but it helps keeps the riff-raff out.)


You won't be able to unsee:


  • My new artwork
  • Commissions in progress (with patron permission) 
  • Limited edition apparel releases
  • Live video feeds from photoshoots
  •  Discount notifications
  • Links to writers worth reading
  • Cat pictures
The Six List
$100 per monthonly 6 left
Reward

Scoring a slot on the Six List is your path to a one-shot custom piece of apparel.

This is gear for patrons who want to know that nobody else will show up to the party wearing what they're wearing.


Be aware:  This is a waiting list.  

After six full months on the list, I'll ship you one custom piece of apparel. This gives us time to discuss your style and ensure that I'm delivering a piece that I'll be proud to have my name on.

The list is first-paid, first served.  If you have to leave the list early for any reason, your payment progress will be saved, and you can step back up whenever there's an open slot.

If you choose not to leave the list after your $600 has been paid in full, I will assume that you intend to commission another $600 piece.  I'll remind you to fall back to the Insider tier when I ship your custom work.  


Keep your mind on your money!  There are no refunds under any circumstances.


Benefits:

  • Insider Access
  • (1) Custom piece of apparel delivered after $600 has been paid.
  •  $300 of your total payment will be donated to StandUp For Kids

    https://www.standupforkids.org/  
VIP Commission
$777 per monthonly 1 left
Reward

You're ready for a custom GB Chew original.  You love my style, you trust my process, and you know how loud money talks.

If you're the type who likes to bribe the bouncer and skip the line, then let's get to work.  Drop your cash up front and I'll get started on your piece today.  

Delivery may take up to 90 days from the time of payment, to ensure I'm delivering a something I'll be proud to have my name on.

I'll remind you to fall back to the Insider tier once your payment has cleared, unless you want to order another piece next month.


No refunds.  Don't spend it if you can't afford it.


Benefits:

  • Insider access
  • (1) Custom piece of apparel delivered within 90 days
  • Skip the waiting list
  • $477 of your payment will be donated to StandUp For Kids

    https://www.standupforkids.org/ 

Posts

Tiers
Insider Access
$1 per month
Reward

Insiders know what's up, and they understand that time is money.

One thin dollar a month buys access to my private timeline here at Patreon , so you can see what I'm working on , who I'm working with, and what I'm thinking about.


(It's just a token payment, but it helps keeps the riff-raff out.)


You won't be able to unsee:


  • My new artwork
  • Commissions in progress (with patron permission) 
  • Limited edition apparel releases
  • Live video feeds from photoshoots
  •  Discount notifications
  • Links to writers worth reading
  • Cat pictures
The Six List
$100 per monthonly 6 left
Reward

Scoring a slot on the Six List is your path to a one-shot custom piece of apparel.

This is gear for patrons who want to know that nobody else will show up to the party wearing what they're wearing.


Be aware:  This is a waiting list.  

After six full months on the list, I'll ship you one custom piece of apparel. This gives us time to discuss your style and ensure that I'm delivering a piece that I'll be proud to have my name on.

The list is first-paid, first served.  If you have to leave the list early for any reason, your payment progress will be saved, and you can step back up whenever there's an open slot.

If you choose not to leave the list after your $600 has been paid in full, I will assume that you intend to commission another $600 piece.  I'll remind you to fall back to the Insider tier when I ship your custom work.  


Keep your mind on your money!  There are no refunds under any circumstances.


Benefits:

  • Insider Access
  • (1) Custom piece of apparel delivered after $600 has been paid.
  •  $300 of your total payment will be donated to StandUp For Kids

    https://www.standupforkids.org/  
VIP Commission
$777 per monthonly 1 left
Reward

You're ready for a custom GB Chew original.  You love my style, you trust my process, and you know how loud money talks.

If you're the type who likes to bribe the bouncer and skip the line, then let's get to work.  Drop your cash up front and I'll get started on your piece today.  

Delivery may take up to 90 days from the time of payment, to ensure I'm delivering a something I'll be proud to have my name on.

I'll remind you to fall back to the Insider tier once your payment has cleared, unless you want to order another piece next month.


No refunds.  Don't spend it if you can't afford it.


Benefits:

  • Insider access
  • (1) Custom piece of apparel delivered within 90 days
  • Skip the waiting list
  • $477 of your payment will be donated to StandUp For Kids

    https://www.standupforkids.org/