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Tiers
Friend of the Cabin
$1 or more per month
Want to help out but don’t have a lot of spare money?  Have a lot of spare money but like to see poor people suffer?  This is the tier for you.  At this level you will: 


  • Get a personal shoutout on the show 
  • Sleep secure in the the knowledge that you helped us keep Ian in Slurpees for another month. 
Concerned Enabler
$5 or more per month

Now it’s a party.  For the price of one ludicrous artisanal coffee you get everything in the previous tier plus:  


  • Exclusive Ghost Story Guys sticker designed by artist Wanda Fraser
  • Ad-free episodes
  • Early access  to episodes 
  • Patron-only "Water Cooler" episodes where the guys talk about food, movies, and whatever else they've been up to.  These can run anywhere from 25 to 60 minutes
  • Access to exclusive  bonus material, when available
  • Early access to the monthly Lukelore episodes, where our researcher Luke Greensmith does a deep dive into a different folklore topic.  You get these a full 30 days ahead of the public!
Friend With Benefits (But Not Like That)
$10 or more per month

Oh hi there.  Do you come here often?  Can I buy you a dr -Ian says I have to stop talking now.

At this level we figure you either gotta really like our show or you're in some "Brewster's Millions"-style scenario (look it up, we'll wait).  Whatever your situation, you’re our kind of crazy AND you're well on your way to helping us minimize our financial anxiety, at least slightly, and for that you get everything in the above tiers plus:
      

  • Access to the monthly Ghost Story Guys Live! show where you get to ask questions, or just generally hang out via the magic of YouTube streaming
  • Exclusive ringtone of The Ghost Story Guys theme song "Radio" by Podzontommusic 
  • Exclusive ringtone of "The Future Belongs to Them Now" by Hexxagram 
Ghost Force!
$20 or more per month
You are the few, the proud, the Ghost Force.  Join Nathanial and Kiki as they dash off on spooky adventures, near and far.  The journey will be long and difficult, but we won't be sounding you out into the world unequipped.  You will receive everything from the above tiers, plus:


  • Patreon-exclusive Ghost Force postcard magnet.  This baby is 5.50" x 4.25" (not that size matters, regardless of what Ian says)
  • 3 4"x6" signed art cards featuring different shots from Brennan's personal archive of night photography
  • A digital download of Ian's once-thought-lost 1995 Christian country album "Aware of Wonder".  Marvel at how hopeful and optimistic he sounded before he met Brennan
Sam's Club
$50 or more per month

If this show is a madman's train then the legendary Sam is our conductor and together we're all gonna speed off into the night, destination quite literally unknown.  We have no idea where this show is gonna go but it's the wild ones like you who get us those extra miles into the darkness.

Whatever we give you at this point is insufficient to show our gratitude, but we'll give it a try.  This tier is under construction so we will be adding one or two things as we figure it all out, but nothing will be taken away.

You get everything in the above tiers, plus:

  • Rather than just a set of 3 autographed Patreon-exclusive photo cards you get the full set of 5
  • GSG T-shirt or 1 other piece of merch (your choice, some restrictions apply) from our Red Bubble store (after 3rd month clears)
  • New merch every 3 months
  • Random gifts when we have new stuff to give
Basically, We Adopt You
$100 or more per month
Son!  Daughter!  Non-binary, gender fluid person who is dear to our hearts!  At this tier you're either totally mad, Jeff Bezos, a surprise from one of our pasts, OR all three plus a time traveler, and we don't want to mess with you so you'll get everything in the above tiers plus:  


  • A signed copy of "A Strange Little Place"
  • A signed copy of "Victoria's Most Haunted"
  • An autographed, poster-size print of the classic black-on-white "Ghost Story Guys" logo (minimum 2 months at this tier)
  • A poster-size print of one of Brennan's night shots  (minimum 2 months at this tier)
  • We will come to your party and tell your attendees ghost stories for up to 2 hours (minimum 4 months at this tier, heavily dependent on location, travel costs extra - e-mail us for details)
You Are Jesus
$15,000 or more per month
Oh King of Kings, for this holy amount of money you get everything in the above tiers plus:


We will literally come to you and wash your blessed feet


Afterwards we will crucify you (no extra charge for nails!)

Tiers
Friend of the Cabin
$1 or more per month
Want to help out but don’t have a lot of spare money?  Have a lot of spare money but like to see poor people suffer?  This is the tier for you.  At this level you will: 


  • Get a personal shoutout on the show 
  • Sleep secure in the the knowledge that you helped us keep Ian in Slurpees for another month. 
Concerned Enabler
$5 or more per month

Now it’s a party.  For the price of one ludicrous artisanal coffee you get everything in the previous tier plus:  


  • Exclusive Ghost Story Guys sticker designed by artist Wanda Fraser
  • Ad-free episodes
  • Early access  to episodes 
  • Patron-only "Water Cooler" episodes where the guys talk about food, movies, and whatever else they've been up to.  These can run anywhere from 25 to 60 minutes
  • Access to exclusive  bonus material, when available
  • Early access to the monthly Lukelore episodes, where our researcher Luke Greensmith does a deep dive into a different folklore topic.  You get these a full 30 days ahead of the public!
Friend With Benefits (But Not Like That)
$10 or more per month

Oh hi there.  Do you come here often?  Can I buy you a dr -Ian says I have to stop talking now.

At this level we figure you either gotta really like our show or you're in some "Brewster's Millions"-style scenario (look it up, we'll wait).  Whatever your situation, you’re our kind of crazy AND you're well on your way to helping us minimize our financial anxiety, at least slightly, and for that you get everything in the above tiers plus:
      

  • Access to the monthly Ghost Story Guys Live! show where you get to ask questions, or just generally hang out via the magic of YouTube streaming
  • Exclusive ringtone of The Ghost Story Guys theme song "Radio" by Podzontommusic 
  • Exclusive ringtone of "The Future Belongs to Them Now" by Hexxagram 
Ghost Force!
$20 or more per month
You are the few, the proud, the Ghost Force.  Join Nathanial and Kiki as they dash off on spooky adventures, near and far.  The journey will be long and difficult, but we won't be sounding you out into the world unequipped.  You will receive everything from the above tiers, plus:


  • Patreon-exclusive Ghost Force postcard magnet.  This baby is 5.50" x 4.25" (not that size matters, regardless of what Ian says)
  • 3 4"x6" signed art cards featuring different shots from Brennan's personal archive of night photography
  • A digital download of Ian's once-thought-lost 1995 Christian country album "Aware of Wonder".  Marvel at how hopeful and optimistic he sounded before he met Brennan
Sam's Club
$50 or more per month

If this show is a madman's train then the legendary Sam is our conductor and together we're all gonna speed off into the night, destination quite literally unknown.  We have no idea where this show is gonna go but it's the wild ones like you who get us those extra miles into the darkness.

Whatever we give you at this point is insufficient to show our gratitude, but we'll give it a try.  This tier is under construction so we will be adding one or two things as we figure it all out, but nothing will be taken away.

You get everything in the above tiers, plus:

  • Rather than just a set of 3 autographed Patreon-exclusive photo cards you get the full set of 5
  • GSG T-shirt or 1 other piece of merch (your choice, some restrictions apply) from our Red Bubble store (after 3rd month clears)
  • New merch every 3 months
  • Random gifts when we have new stuff to give
Basically, We Adopt You
$100 or more per month
Son!  Daughter!  Non-binary, gender fluid person who is dear to our hearts!  At this tier you're either totally mad, Jeff Bezos, a surprise from one of our pasts, OR all three plus a time traveler, and we don't want to mess with you so you'll get everything in the above tiers plus:  


  • A signed copy of "A Strange Little Place"
  • A signed copy of "Victoria's Most Haunted"
  • An autographed, poster-size print of the classic black-on-white "Ghost Story Guys" logo (minimum 2 months at this tier)
  • A poster-size print of one of Brennan's night shots  (minimum 2 months at this tier)
  • We will come to your party and tell your attendees ghost stories for up to 2 hours (minimum 4 months at this tier, heavily dependent on location, travel costs extra - e-mail us for details)
You Are Jesus
$15,000 or more per month
Oh King of Kings, for this holy amount of money you get everything in the above tiers plus:


We will literally come to you and wash your blessed feet


Afterwards we will crucify you (no extra charge for nails!)