FreakyGuy

is creating Absolute garbage

1

patron

$1

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About me: This field should remain empty, however it needs to have 100 characters. That means I'll have to write 100 characters. Should I be there yet? I know if I am. Do you? I don't know. I think Mia Khalifa is overrated, considering she looks like a fucking mop which has been soaked in semen rather than water. Am I going off-topic? Probably. That should be 97 characters by now, so I'll finish it with these last three: kys
Tiers
Pretty swagged out
$5 or more per creation

I'll have sex with you for free once a month.

Literally Jesus
$10 or more per creation

I'll take you to God with me when I commit seppuku, so we can both meet your father <3

God
$15 or more per creation

idk mate, ask me anything and I'll probs do it if it means I can scam you for $15/month

Autismos Maximos
$20 or more per creation only 1 left

If you'd want to donate $20 and nothing less, you'd have to have a specific type of autism. Therefore, you faggot, this one's for you <3

Goals
1 of 5 patrons
If this number is reached I'll kill a small animal just for you lot.
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About me: This field should remain empty, however it needs to have 100 characters. That means I'll have to write 100 characters. Should I be there yet? I know if I am. Do you? I don't know. I think Mia Khalifa is overrated, considering she looks like a fucking mop which has been soaked in semen rather than water. Am I going off-topic? Probably. That should be 97 characters by now, so I'll finish it with these last three: kys

Recent posts by FreakyGuy

Tiers
Pretty swagged out
$5 or more per creation

I'll have sex with you for free once a month.

Literally Jesus
$10 or more per creation

I'll take you to God with me when I commit seppuku, so we can both meet your father <3

God
$15 or more per creation

idk mate, ask me anything and I'll probs do it if it means I can scam you for $15/month

Autismos Maximos
$20 or more per creation only 1 left

If you'd want to donate $20 and nothing less, you'd have to have a specific type of autism. Therefore, you faggot, this one's for you <3