Gilbert Gottfried

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Grill the Guest
$1
per month
Here’s your opportunity to ask YOUR question to an upcoming GGACP celebrity guest. When we post the name of an upcoming guest, you can reply with your question(s).  If chosen, your question – and name -- will be read on an upcoming show! (names may be misread or mispronounced at Gilbert’s discretion)


Note:

Limit two questions per patron per celebrity guest!

Producer of the Month
$4
per month
Have a great idea for a Thursday Bonus (Mini) Episode? Want to hear Gilbert and Frank create an entire show based on your original idea – while name checking you/giving you credit? Every month we will send out a post which only those at this level or above will receive.  You can reply with your ideas.  Once a month, we’ll select the best premise and present your show! (Sure beats Gilbert having to come up with an idea on his own!)


Note: 

Limit one submission per patron per month!


You must subscribe to Stitcher Premium in order to hear your episode. Subscribe at: Stitcherpremium.com/Gilbert


Pledging at this level also gets you “Grill the Guest.”

Gilbert Sings Your Requests! (God help you)
$10
per month
If you thoroughly enjoyed Gilbert’s renditions of “The Rainbow Connection,” “Dummy in the Window,” and “Ready to Take a Chance Again”…what the hell is wrong with you? Hear Gilbert mangle the hits from the 60s, 70s, and 80s when you submit your requests.  A monthly POST will be sent to everyone that contributes $10 or more.  You can reply to the post with your submissions. We’ll choose one tune a month and GG will er…”sing” it on a Thursday Bonus Ep.


Note:

Limit four submissions per patron per month! 


You must subscribe to Stitcher Premium in order to hear your song. Subscribe at: Stitcherpremium.com/Gilbert


Pledging at this level also gets you “Grill the Guest” and “Producer of the Month.”

Personalized Autographed Photo
$25
per month
Get an exclusive, patron-only photo signed by Gilbert and Frank, suitable for framing, defacing or tossing orange wedges at.


Note: 

This is a one-time offer. We can’t keep sending you greedy people signed photos every month! 


Pledging at this level also gets you “Grill the Guest,” “Producer of the Month,” and “Gilbert Sings Your Requests.”


You must subscribe to Stitcher Premium in order to participate in “Producer of the Month” and “Gilbert Sings Your Requests.” Subscribe at: Stitcherpremium.com/Gilbert

Personalized Roast (Gilbert insults YOU!)
$100
per month
Wanna take a turn in the hot seat? Gilbert will make your dreams come true by unleashing a barrage of wretched insults and putdowns your way in your very own PERSONALIZED Comedy Central-style audio roast! 


Note:

In order to receive the roast, you need to be an active Patron for at least 2 months.


Pledging at this level also gets you “Grill the Guest,” “Producer of the Month,” “Gilbert Sings Your Requests,” and the “Autographed Photo.” 


You must subscribe to Stitcher Premium in order to participate in “Producer of the Month,” and “Gilbert Sings Your Requests.”

Subscribe at: Stitcherpremium.com/Gilbert


The “Autographed Photo” is a one-time offer. We can’t keep sending you greedy people signed photos every month! 

Advertise with Us!
$500
per month
Internationally-adored celebrity pitchman Gilbert Gottfried will shout...we mean..."read" YOUR personalized script, advertisement, diatribe, manifesto or cry for help ON THE SHOW! (subject to our approval).


Note:

Pledging at this level also gets you “Grill the Guest,” “Producer of the Month,” “Gilbert Sings Your Requests,” and the “Autographed Photo.” 


You must subscribe to Stitcher Premium in order to participate in “Producer of the Month,” and “Gilbert Sings Your Requests.”

Subscribe at: Stitcherpremium.com/Gilbert


The “Autographed Photo” is a one-time offer. We can’t keep sending you greedy people signed photos every month!

Gilbert Records Your Message!
$750
per month
Impress your friends (as if you had any) by having beloved voice artist/actor Gilbert Gottfried record your outgoing voicemail message, or wish you a personalized birthday greeting, Bar Mitzvah blessing, happy Kwanzaa, Ramadan, etc.


Note:

The voicemail will be recorded on an iPhone with Voice Memo and emailed.


The message has to be of a personal nature and cannot be used to promote/sell any product or service.


The message recorded is at Gilbert's discretion but the winner has the option to suggest a script for Gilbert to follow.


Experience cannot be resold or auctioned.


Pledging at this level also gets you “Grill the Guest,” “Producer of the Month,” “Gilbert Sings Your Requests,” and the “Autographed Photo.” 


You must subscribe to Stitcher Premium in order to participate in “Producer of the Month,” and “Gilbert Sings Your Requests.”

Subscribe at: Stitcherpremium.com/Gilbert


The “Autographed Photo” is a one-time offer. We can’t keep sending you greedy people signed photos every month! 

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About Gilbert Gottfried

Hi! I'm internationally admired and respected comedian and actor Gilbert Gottfried, and welcome to Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Patreon Page! Before we ask you for money -- which we will do again and again -- you probably want to know WHY we need money in the first place. And if you're like me, you want to know what the fuck you're going to get for it. Like when you check into a hotel...you get a night's sleep, sure, but you also get all the shampoo, hand lotion, Kleenex and toilet paper you can swipe from the room and the housekeeper's cart. Now that's value!

First of all, check out some of the stars and showbiz VIPs who've been foolish enough to consent to do our podcast: My co-host Frank Santopadre and I have talked to, insulted, and laughed and sang with Carl Reiner, Matthew Broderick, Chevy Chase, Henry Winkler, Jim Gaffigan, Judd Apatow, Dick Cavett (twice), Dick Van Dyke, Norman Lear, Micky Dolenz, Bruce Dern, Jimmy Webb, Steven Wright and many more.

But it's not just who the guests are that makes the show what it is; it's what they're talking about. For example, where else -- seriously, where? -- are you going to hear the stories we cover in lengthy and preposterous detail on Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast? Trust us when we tell you that NO ONE has spent more time discussing the size of Milton Berle's schmeckle (with the possible exception of Berle himself). And where else will you get (practically) up-to-the-minute updates on Cesar Romero's proclivity for having citrus fruit tossed at his bare bottom? CNN? The Wall Street Journal? Forget it.

But we do so much more than bringing you salacious innuendo and totally unverifiable rumors. We also track down the real stars of Hollywood -- the actors, directors, producers, screenwriters and musicians who made Tinseltown what it was in the glory days. And we dive deep -- to dig out the long-lost stories and forgotten anecdotes that YOU want to hear! In fact, Frank does so much intensive research that we know things about the guests that they don’t know themselves! And never mind Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lawrence. We track down the people you really want to hear from, like Janet Ann Gallow, a child actress from the 1942 horror flick The Ghost of Frankenstein. Janet entertained us with stories about playing hide-and-seek with Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney Jr. in their full Igor and Frankenstein costumes! That’s not only the kind of thing you'd only hear on this podcast, but it's also the childhood I wanted!

As Vanity Fair wrote, "Gilbert and Frank's guests “come with nothing to promote; they’re just there to share great stories and to bask in Gottfried’s and Santopadre’s idolatry.” The Los Angeles Times added, “the podcast is about something Gottfried holds dear -- the lived lives of show business.” The Village Voice also summed us up nicely, naming Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast! the "Best Podcast of 2015," and adding that our “knowledge runs deep." The Voice even called me a “surprisingly generous interviewer.” Hey, no one was more surprised than I was! (they also called me an "aesthete." My lawyers are still trying to figure out what that means, and whether we can take them to court them over it.)

So if you love what we're doing and you share our passion for classic (the more obscure the better) Hollywood, you're in luck, because there are so many warm and generous ways you can help. Um...actually, there's only one. Send money! We're offering ALL NEW AND EXCITING REWARDS via Patreon so sign up for one soon!

(Or we'll know you're just as big a cheapskate as I am).

We thank you for your support!!

Gilbert

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We just want to create a community of people that are engaged and enjoy listening to our show. 
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