Giorgi Plys-Garzotto

is creating floral arrangements, but with words
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Do Your Thing, Girl
per month
So you want to help me out and aren't too particular about the specifics? This low-engagement tier lets you throw me the price of a Chipotle burrito every month, giving me $10 and 1000 more calories with which to Do My Thing! Every week, I'll send you an update on what I'm doing--that includes current projects, musings on whatever comes to my mind, and thoughts about my direction for the future!  Plus, when I write an essay for a website like Queerly Reads, you'll receive a draft before it gets published! 

With this tier you'll have your finger on the pulse, so you can know everything that's going on while I Do My Thing! 

Like A Shrink But Magic
per month
No one can tell the future--except for when it comes to the planets. Those things move around in the sky in perfectly predictable ways, thanks to Newtonian physics! As you navigate the more quantum-mechanical world of human relationships, career goals, and existential ponderings, I can help you chart your course by looking to the stars. Just think of me as your village witch whose hut you visit very, very often to see if that boy likes you. For the price of an Imax ticket, I will give you all the answers the universe can provide. 

Like the tier title says, I'm like a shrink, but magic--and also way cheaper!

You will receive:

-A comprehensive natal chart reading

-Weekly horoscope forecasts. These can come in written, video, or Powerpoint form. Note: my Powerpoints are the best.

-A customized Tarot reading every month. Like I literally make up a spread for you. 

-The benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier! 

per month
Do you miss the big rug in your school's library? The awe you felt as a child hearing a brand-new story unfold? Do you have a favorite slash pairing that you can't seem to find fic for to your extremely precise and obscure kink specifications? Gather 'round, children, for the Storytime tier! 

For this tier, I send you a new chapter of a story each month--a story made just for you! The story can be fanfiction or regular fiction.  You can send me specifications (genre, tropes, fandoms), or let me surprise you! You're in the driver's seat, and I'm in the writer's seat! And if that wasn't enough, you also get the benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier!



About Giorgi Plys-Garzotto

Hey there! I'm a freelance writer offering commissions in areas like astrology, made-to-order fiction, and branded copy! With every commission from me you'll receive a hand-picked, lovingly curated artisanal word bouquet, painstakingly crafted just for you.

I do writing work for a few great companies, but I'm looking to do more work with individual clients. This business is all about the people, you know? I also want to make more of my money from personal projects, rather than marketing-focused writing. You can help me out by commissioning me for the benefits in one of my lovely reward tiers!

By the way, there's a lot more of my Content™ available at, so go check it out if you want to know more!
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When I start earning $250 a month from my Patreon, I'll start sending my patrons draft chapters of my upcoming novel on a monthly basis!
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