Giorgi Plys-Garzotto is creating floral arrangements, but with words
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Tiers
Do Your Thing, Girl
$10 or more per month
So you want to help me out and aren't too particular about the specifics? This low-engagement tier lets you throw me the price of a Chipotle burrito every month, giving me $10 and 1000 more calories with which to Do My Thing! Every week, I'll send you an update on what I'm doing--that includes current projects, musings on whatever comes to my mind, and thoughts about my direction for the future!  Plus, when I write an essay for a website like Queerly Reads, you'll receive a draft before it gets published! 


With this tier you'll have your finger on the pulse, so you can know everything that's going on while I Do My Thing! 

Like A Shrink But Magic
$20 or more per month
No one can tell the future--except for when it comes to the planets. Those things move around in the sky in perfectly predictable ways, thanks to Newtonian physics! As you navigate the more quantum-mechanical world of human relationships, career goals, and existential ponderings, I can help you chart your course by looking to the stars. Just think of me as your village witch whose hut you visit very, very often to see if that boy likes you. For the price of an Imax ticket, I will give you all the answers the universe can provide. 


Like the tier title says, I'm like a shrink, but magic--and also way cheaper!


You will receive:

-A comprehensive natal chart reading

-Weekly horoscope forecasts. These can come in written, video, or Powerpoint form. Note: my Powerpoints are the best.

-A customized Tarot reading every month. Like I literally make up a spread for you. 

-The benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier! 

Storytime!!!
$30 or more per month
Do you miss the big rug in your school's library? The awe you felt as a child hearing a brand-new story unfold? Do you have a favorite slash pairing that you can't seem to find fic for to your extremely precise and obscure kink specifications? Gather 'round, children, for the Storytime tier! 


For this tier, I send you a new chapter of a story each month--a story made just for you! The story can be fanfiction or regular fiction.  You can send me specifications (genre, tropes, fandoms), or let me surprise you! You're in the driver's seat, and I'm in the writer's seat! And if that wasn't enough, you also get the benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier!

Welcome To My Twisted Mind
$50 or more per month
Ever wanted to peep over the shoulder of a genuine, bona-fide freelance writer?! When you choose this intimate tier, you get a look into my daily life each week, through the lens of a multimedia bundle of personal communications from me! The Bundle of Things can include but is not limited to:


-Cute work selfies

-Updates on long-term personal projects

-Amusing screenshots of my daily-bread projects

-Book recommendations/ aesthetic pics of my current reading material

-A diary entry

-Impromptu poetry

-Vlogging

-Food pics

-And so much more!! Each week's bundle will be a new assortment of Forrest-Gump style surprises  :D


You also get the benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier!

Tiers
Do Your Thing, Girl
$10 or more per month
So you want to help me out and aren't too particular about the specifics? This low-engagement tier lets you throw me the price of a Chipotle burrito every month, giving me $10 and 1000 more calories with which to Do My Thing! Every week, I'll send you an update on what I'm doing--that includes current projects, musings on whatever comes to my mind, and thoughts about my direction for the future!  Plus, when I write an essay for a website like Queerly Reads, you'll receive a draft before it gets published! 


With this tier you'll have your finger on the pulse, so you can know everything that's going on while I Do My Thing! 

Like A Shrink But Magic
$20 or more per month
No one can tell the future--except for when it comes to the planets. Those things move around in the sky in perfectly predictable ways, thanks to Newtonian physics! As you navigate the more quantum-mechanical world of human relationships, career goals, and existential ponderings, I can help you chart your course by looking to the stars. Just think of me as your village witch whose hut you visit very, very often to see if that boy likes you. For the price of an Imax ticket, I will give you all the answers the universe can provide. 


Like the tier title says, I'm like a shrink, but magic--and also way cheaper!


You will receive:

-A comprehensive natal chart reading

-Weekly horoscope forecasts. These can come in written, video, or Powerpoint form. Note: my Powerpoints are the best.

-A customized Tarot reading every month. Like I literally make up a spread for you. 

-The benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier! 

Storytime!!!
$30 or more per month
Do you miss the big rug in your school's library? The awe you felt as a child hearing a brand-new story unfold? Do you have a favorite slash pairing that you can't seem to find fic for to your extremely precise and obscure kink specifications? Gather 'round, children, for the Storytime tier! 


For this tier, I send you a new chapter of a story each month--a story made just for you! The story can be fanfiction or regular fiction.  You can send me specifications (genre, tropes, fandoms), or let me surprise you! You're in the driver's seat, and I'm in the writer's seat! And if that wasn't enough, you also get the benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier!

Welcome To My Twisted Mind
$50 or more per month
Ever wanted to peep over the shoulder of a genuine, bona-fide freelance writer?! When you choose this intimate tier, you get a look into my daily life each week, through the lens of a multimedia bundle of personal communications from me! The Bundle of Things can include but is not limited to:


-Cute work selfies

-Updates on long-term personal projects

-Amusing screenshots of my daily-bread projects

-Book recommendations/ aesthetic pics of my current reading material

-A diary entry

-Impromptu poetry

-Vlogging

-Food pics

-And so much more!! Each week's bundle will be a new assortment of Forrest-Gump style surprises  :D


You also get the benefits of the "Do Your Thing, Girl" tier!