Guru Rehtul Nitram is creating blogs that enlighten humanity
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Only 1% Enlightened
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 "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." This is a Chinese proverb, but it resonates with me in a highly spiritual way. If you have aspirations to become enlightened, but this is the biggest amount that you can commit to at this time, then this is better than nothing. Thank the Divine that you are taking at least a single step towards enlightening yourself!
5% Enlightened
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This category is for you if are a little more serious about becoming Enlightened.  Congratulations!  You will get a new digital inspiration photo every month that you can use as a wall paper for your phone, tablet, or laptop.  This will help remind you how spiritual you are.
10% Enlightened
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I like you more than the patrons in the lower categories but this has nothing to do with you giving me more money.  It has everything to do with the fact that you are obviously more spiritual than them.  If you are in this category, I will put your name in a monthly lottery.  And if you win, you will get a distance Reiki blast from me while you are sleeping. You won't feel it and nothing may change in your life, but I will definitely be sending you a spiritual boost.
25% Enlightened
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
If people didn't know that you were spiritual before, they DEFINITELY will know that you are more spiritual now that you paying your way to 25% Enlightenment on a monthly basis.  Your aura will go from a mucky yellow to a bright white glow.  Because you now have something to really boast about, I will leave you a PERSONAL VOICE MESSAGE so that you can prove to the world how spiritual you are.
50% Enlightened
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You must have done a lot of work in your past life to realize you deserve to invest this much "energy" every month toward 50% Enlightenment of your soul.  There really isn't anything more important in life than to invest in yourself. You are so wise. You get to be in my privy council of esteemed clients who get to support my enlighten humanity. We will be in communication whenever Source tells me to do so, and I will answer your questions on how you can become more spiritual, this will help to supercharge all your chakras and make you better than other people. 
100% Enlightened
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Only a special number of people on Mother Gaia can become fully enlightened in the Kali Yuga. It's a rare occurrence and you certainly can't get a better accolade than to be considered by me to be 100% Enlightened. Is the Universe telling you right now that it is your dharma to become fully Enlightened?  If so, this is a sign, and you should take it now because only the first 50 people who sign up can become Enlightened through this category.  You will get a random surprise from me every month.  Maybe a gift in the mail, maybe a postcard, maybe even a voicemail message!  You are dear to me, and I will give you the most attention because you are a child of the Divine, a fully Enlightened One. Remember, no refunds.  

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Only 1% Enlightened
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 "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." This is a Chinese proverb, but it resonates with me in a highly spiritual way. If you have aspirations to become enlightened, but this is the biggest amount that you can commit to at this time, then this is better than nothing. Thank the Divine that you are taking at least a single step towards enlightening yourself!
5% Enlightened
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
This category is for you if are a little more serious about becoming Enlightened.  Congratulations!  You will get a new digital inspiration photo every month that you can use as a wall paper for your phone, tablet, or laptop.  This will help remind you how spiritual you are.
10% Enlightened
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
I like you more than the patrons in the lower categories but this has nothing to do with you giving me more money.  It has everything to do with the fact that you are obviously more spiritual than them.  If you are in this category, I will put your name in a monthly lottery.  And if you win, you will get a distance Reiki blast from me while you are sleeping. You won't feel it and nothing may change in your life, but I will definitely be sending you a spiritual boost.
25% Enlightened
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
If people didn't know that you were spiritual before, they DEFINITELY will know that you are more spiritual now that you paying your way to 25% Enlightenment on a monthly basis.  Your aura will go from a mucky yellow to a bright white glow.  Because you now have something to really boast about, I will leave you a PERSONAL VOICE MESSAGE so that you can prove to the world how spiritual you are.
50% Enlightened
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You must have done a lot of work in your past life to realize you deserve to invest this much "energy" every month toward 50% Enlightenment of your soul.  There really isn't anything more important in life than to invest in yourself. You are so wise. You get to be in my privy council of esteemed clients who get to support my enlighten humanity. We will be in communication whenever Source tells me to do so, and I will answer your questions on how you can become more spiritual, this will help to supercharge all your chakras and make you better than other people. 
100% Enlightened
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Only a special number of people on Mother Gaia can become fully enlightened in the Kali Yuga. It's a rare occurrence and you certainly can't get a better accolade than to be considered by me to be 100% Enlightened. Is the Universe telling you right now that it is your dharma to become fully Enlightened?  If so, this is a sign, and you should take it now because only the first 50 people who sign up can become Enlightened through this category.  You will get a random surprise from me every month.  Maybe a gift in the mail, maybe a postcard, maybe even a voicemail message!  You are dear to me, and I will give you the most attention because you are a child of the Divine, a fully Enlightened One. Remember, no refunds.