Gwentastrophe is creating Personalized Shitposts™ (and Stories)
1

patron

$9
per month
*AHEM!*

Do you like Shitposts™? Do you like Stories™? Do you like... both of them???!!?

Well, then help contribute to Gwen's Super Secret Moving-Away-From-Abusive-Family Fund™ while also receiving what I am best at creating: Shitposts™... and Stories™!

What kind of Shitposts™ do I make, you might ask? Personalized Shitposts™, made with your ideas!

Examples include:
  • Drawing Shitposts™: Want someone with a cartoony art style and little experience to draw something Absolutely Fucking Terrible for you? Such as a Cool Fox™ wearing sunglasses playing a guitar while it dances on a pile of bones? Or would you prefer a relatable comic about depression, told from the perspective of Badly Drawn Shapes™? Then maybe these Shitposts™ are for you! 
  • Photoshop Shitposts™: Cover Art not accurate enough to the game/movie/book/CD it's for? Do you enjoy Surreal Photoshop Art™? Do you wish to see the Depths of Hell In Visual Form™? Then maybe these Shitposts™ are for you!

  • Audio Shitposts™: Think regular songs just aren't silly enough? Then maybe these Shitposts™ are for you! The ShitCloud™
  • Other Shitposts™: Have a Totally Awesome Idea™ that isn't one of these? I'll still make it! Go Wild™!

What's that? You'd rather have a Personalized Story™? Excellent choice! But wait, what kind of Stories™ do you mean?

  • Joke Fanfics™? Of course!
  • Serious Fanfics™? Of course!
  • Joke Short Stories™? Of course!
  • Serious Short Stories™? Of course!
  • Really Gay Shit™? Of course!
  • Stories Inspired By A Single Image Provided By You™? Of course!
  • [18+] Chuck Tingle-Inspired Porn Parodies™? Of course! 
  • [18+] Serious Lewd Fiction™? Of course!
  • Something Else™? Of course!

DISCLAIMER:
If given permission, I will most likely post these Stories/Shitposts!! I also reserve the write to refuse to write/make anything you suggest if it's bigoted/disgusting!~ <3

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About Me™:

I am an autistic, disabled, mentally ill nonbinary/trans girl. Stuck living with Nazis, in a town full of Nazis. Help Me.

Buuut! I have a sense of humour, and I love writing, and I love to make other people's days better! So it's a Win-Win™ for both of us, right? :3
Tiers
A Spoonful Of Shitposts™
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A Personalized Shitpost™ made with your ideas, every month!
Lesser Of Two Shitposts™
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Two Personalized Shitposts™ made with your ideas, every month!
or
  • A Personalized Story™ made with your ideas, every month!
High Definition Shitposts™
$10 or more per month 1 patron
  • A longer HD Personalized Story™, made with your ideas, every month!
or
  • Three HD Personalized Shitposts™, made with your ideas, every month!
Why Would You Pick This?™
$25 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • 5 HD Personalized Shitposts™ made with your ideas!
  • A Personalized Story™ made with your ideas!
  • Something Unique™
Goals
$9 of $50 per month
  • Every patron will be able to contribute to a Mad Libs-inspired mashup/crossover Shitpost Story™ (will provide more details in the future), and receive a free copy of it when it is finished!
1 of 1
*AHEM!*

Do you like Shitposts™? Do you like Stories™? Do you like... both of them???!!?

Well, then help contribute to Gwen's Super Secret Moving-Away-From-Abusive-Family Fund™ while also receiving what I am best at creating: Shitposts™... and Stories™!

What kind of Shitposts™ do I make, you might ask? Personalized Shitposts™, made with your ideas!

Examples include:
  • Drawing Shitposts™: Want someone with a cartoony art style and little experience to draw something Absolutely Fucking Terrible for you? Such as a Cool Fox™ wearing sunglasses playing a guitar while it dances on a pile of bones? Or would you prefer a relatable comic about depression, told from the perspective of Badly Drawn Shapes™? Then maybe these Shitposts™ are for you! 
  • Photoshop Shitposts™: Cover Art not accurate enough to the game/movie/book/CD it's for? Do you enjoy Surreal Photoshop Art™? Do you wish to see the Depths of Hell In Visual Form™? Then maybe these Shitposts™ are for you!

  • Audio Shitposts™: Think regular songs just aren't silly enough? Then maybe these Shitposts™ are for you! The ShitCloud™
  • Other Shitposts™: Have a Totally Awesome Idea™ that isn't one of these? I'll still make it! Go Wild™!

What's that? You'd rather have a Personalized Story™? Excellent choice! But wait, what kind of Stories™ do you mean?

  • Joke Fanfics™? Of course!
  • Serious Fanfics™? Of course!
  • Joke Short Stories™? Of course!
  • Serious Short Stories™? Of course!
  • Really Gay Shit™? Of course!
  • Stories Inspired By A Single Image Provided By You™? Of course!
  • [18+] Chuck Tingle-Inspired Porn Parodies™? Of course! 
  • [18+] Serious Lewd Fiction™? Of course!
  • Something Else™? Of course!

DISCLAIMER:
If given permission, I will most likely post these Stories/Shitposts!! I also reserve the write to refuse to write/make anything you suggest if it's bigoted/disgusting!~ <3

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

About Me™:

I am an autistic, disabled, mentally ill nonbinary/trans girl. Stuck living with Nazis, in a town full of Nazis. Help Me.

Buuut! I have a sense of humour, and I love writing, and I love to make other people's days better! So it's a Win-Win™ for both of us, right? :3

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Tiers
A Spoonful Of Shitposts™
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A Personalized Shitpost™ made with your ideas, every month!
Lesser Of Two Shitposts™
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Two Personalized Shitposts™ made with your ideas, every month!
or
  • A Personalized Story™ made with your ideas, every month!
High Definition Shitposts™
$10 or more per month 1 patron
  • A longer HD Personalized Story™, made with your ideas, every month!
or
  • Three HD Personalized Shitposts™, made with your ideas, every month!
Why Would You Pick This?™
$25 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • 5 HD Personalized Shitposts™ made with your ideas!
  • A Personalized Story™ made with your ideas!
  • Something Unique™