Zephyr

is creating Youtube shitposts, letterboxd film reviews, a gay aura

6

patrons

$12

per month
I tweet a fair bit and write bad letterboxd film reviews.
I also make Youtube at least twice a year, I guess.

This started as a joke but then people threw money at me.

All pledge rewards will be sent out after first pledge payment arrives for obvious reasons. They also all ship to anywhere in the world.
Art and review rewards can be claimed once a month as long as you're supporting and may take a while to do depending on what they are but should generally be with you within two weeks at most.
Tiers
Premium twitter
$2 or more per month

This tier gets you access to my Patreon-exclusive twitter account, which is totally worth paying money for.

Film review
$4.50 or more per month only 20 left

Tell me a film and I'll watch and review it.

Note: If it's a film I can't track down for less than $4 I might ask you to give me a list of 3 films I can choose from but usually I'm pretty good at finding stuff.

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Shitty art commission
$7 or more per month only 15 left

I'm gonna poorly draw a character of your choice. Can be an OC, an existing fictional character, or even something like a Digimon. No drawings of real people.

Note that the art style is intentionally awful. I cannot draw well.


PLUS access to the premium twitter

Real-life letter
$11.11 or more per month only 10 left
An actual hand-written letter (my handwriting is ass) delivered to your home.


PLUS access to the premium twitter

Review anything
$21.11 or more per month only 7 left

I'm going to review anything you want. TV show, anime, video game, type of animal, human being, Youtube channel.

If it's a video game I can't play I might base my review on let's plays and if it's a very long TV show I might base my review on the first 20 episodes.

PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Buy a tweet
$33.33 or more per month only 4 left

I'll tweet anything (within reason, so no bigotry or other bullshit) you wish, as long as I can fit it within 257 characters. (257 because they'll contain #PatreonSponsoredTweet preceeded by a linebreak, which is 23 characters.)

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

A Patreon-exclusive H2ODrinkIt shirt
$46.99 or more per month only 3 left

Promote my shit passively by wearing this in public. Yes, I'm for real. No, you don't get to see the shirt beforehand. Don't worry, it's not super ugly.

(Note: You will only receive one shirt even if you support at this tier for multiple months)


PLUS access to the premium twitter 

My Feelings
$800 or more per month only 1 left
I was told by a real artist that drawing your feelings can be very good for you. He also told me that selling art for cheap undermines your integrity so I decided to put it up for sale at 800 dollars.
Hair.
$3,000 or more per month only 2 left

If you're giving me this much money you're probably obsessed with me. How about a bit of hair? I bet creepy people would dig that. 


Does not include premium twitter access.

A printed picture of me
$10,000.01 or more per month only 1 left
Uncover the world's last secret.

PLUS access to the premium twitter  
Goals
$12 of $25 per month
Have actual money to spend
That's a fair bit of money. I could pay a Netflix subscription and still have money left to buy a single Bluray a month.
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I tweet a fair bit and write bad letterboxd film reviews.
I also make Youtube at least twice a year, I guess.

This started as a joke but then people threw money at me.

All pledge rewards will be sent out after first pledge payment arrives for obvious reasons. They also all ship to anywhere in the world.
Art and review rewards can be claimed once a month as long as you're supporting and may take a while to do depending on what they are but should generally be with you within two weeks at most.

Recent posts by Zephyr

Tiers
Premium twitter
$2 or more per month

This tier gets you access to my Patreon-exclusive twitter account, which is totally worth paying money for.

Film review
$4.50 or more per month only 20 left

Tell me a film and I'll watch and review it.

Note: If it's a film I can't track down for less than $4 I might ask you to give me a list of 3 films I can choose from but usually I'm pretty good at finding stuff.

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Shitty art commission
$7 or more per month only 15 left

I'm gonna poorly draw a character of your choice. Can be an OC, an existing fictional character, or even something like a Digimon. No drawings of real people.

Note that the art style is intentionally awful. I cannot draw well.


PLUS access to the premium twitter

Real-life letter
$11.11 or more per month only 10 left
An actual hand-written letter (my handwriting is ass) delivered to your home.


PLUS access to the premium twitter

Review anything
$21.11 or more per month only 7 left

I'm going to review anything you want. TV show, anime, video game, type of animal, human being, Youtube channel.

If it's a video game I can't play I might base my review on let's plays and if it's a very long TV show I might base my review on the first 20 episodes.

PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Buy a tweet
$33.33 or more per month only 4 left

I'll tweet anything (within reason, so no bigotry or other bullshit) you wish, as long as I can fit it within 257 characters. (257 because they'll contain #PatreonSponsoredTweet preceeded by a linebreak, which is 23 characters.)

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

A Patreon-exclusive H2ODrinkIt shirt
$46.99 or more per month only 3 left

Promote my shit passively by wearing this in public. Yes, I'm for real. No, you don't get to see the shirt beforehand. Don't worry, it's not super ugly.

(Note: You will only receive one shirt even if you support at this tier for multiple months)


PLUS access to the premium twitter 

My Feelings
$800 or more per month only 1 left
I was told by a real artist that drawing your feelings can be very good for you. He also told me that selling art for cheap undermines your integrity so I decided to put it up for sale at 800 dollars.
Hair.
$3,000 or more per month only 2 left

If you're giving me this much money you're probably obsessed with me. How about a bit of hair? I bet creepy people would dig that. 


Does not include premium twitter access.

A printed picture of me
$10,000.01 or more per month only 1 left
Uncover the world's last secret.

PLUS access to the premium twitter