Lilzy Trashheap

Lilzy Trashheap

is creating Hearteyes Podcast

1

patron

$5

per episode
Hearteyes is your new favorite podcast about gazing, shipping, and fictional crushing

In this monthly podcast, I, Lilzy Trashheap, talk to fun and interesting guests about desire and crushing on fictional characters and a ton of other stuff. To get an idea, listen to an episode or two! 

“Okay Lilzy, sounds pretty cool, but why should I give you any of my hard earned clams?”
Great question, Imaginary Hypothetical Patron! In addition to the milestone goals on the left, your Patreon dollars will go to the following things:
  • podcast and website hosting
  • software and equipment
  • paying for the host and producer’s time and labor (they are both me right now)
  • getting a real producer
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per episode
Thirsty Apprentice
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
You get to feel great about being really nice and supportive!!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $5 or more per episode
Horny mage
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $7 or more per episode
Crushomancer
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $10 or more per episode
only 10 left
Early Bird Zinester Special
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Hard copies of Lilzy's zines "Cool Sex Facts" and the forthcoming "Wolverine Made Me Gay" sent to you in the mail!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $15 or more per episode
Sailor Fanbabe A
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
One sexy doodle of your crush hand drawn and mailed to you by Lilzy!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $20 or more per episode
Sailor Fanbabe B
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
One very short fanfic about the pairing of your choice written for you by Lilzy!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $30 or more per episode
Super Sailor Fanbabe Level One Billion Ultimate Form
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
One sexy doodle of your crush hand drawn and mailed to you by Lilzy!
AND
One very short fanfic about the pairing of your choice written for you by Lilzy!
AND
Copies of zines!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Goals
$5 of $300 per episode
I will record a special extra-long episode where Patreon supporters of six months or more can vote for a Prom Court of people to be the talked-about crushes. I will also be able to buy a second microphone.
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Hearteyes is your new favorite podcast about gazing, shipping, and fictional crushing

In this monthly podcast, I, Lilzy Trashheap, talk to fun and interesting guests about desire and crushing on fictional characters and a ton of other stuff. To get an idea, listen to an episode or two! 

“Okay Lilzy, sounds pretty cool, but why should I give you any of my hard earned clams?”
Great question, Imaginary Hypothetical Patron! In addition to the milestone goals on the left, your Patreon dollars will go to the following things:
  • podcast and website hosting
  • software and equipment
  • paying for the host and producer’s time and labor (they are both me right now)
  • getting a real producer

Recent posts by Lilzy Trashheap

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per episode
Thirsty Apprentice
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
You get to feel great about being really nice and supportive!!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $5 or more per episode
Horny mage
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $7 or more per episode
Crushomancer
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $10 or more per episode
only 10 left
Early Bird Zinester Special
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Hard copies of Lilzy's zines "Cool Sex Facts" and the forthcoming "Wolverine Made Me Gay" sent to you in the mail!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $15 or more per episode
Sailor Fanbabe A
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
One sexy doodle of your crush hand drawn and mailed to you by Lilzy!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $20 or more per episode
Sailor Fanbabe B
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
One very short fanfic about the pairing of your choice written for you by Lilzy!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!
Pledge $30 or more per episode
Super Sailor Fanbabe Level One Billion Ultimate Form
THROUGH FEBRUARY, 2016 ONLY: GET A SWEET VINTAGE 90s X-MEN VALENTINE IN THE MAIL WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
One sexy doodle of your crush hand drawn and mailed to you by Lilzy!
AND
One very short fanfic about the pairing of your choice written for you by Lilzy!
AND
Copies of zines!
Access to all bonus material that doesn't make it into the final podcast!!
Access to extended show notes for each episode!!
if you continue to support the podcast for six months, you will be eligible to vote for members of the prom crush court in a special milestone episode!