The Illogical Universe is creating Podcasts and Chaos
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The Illogical Universe follows the inane ramblings of two crazies sprinkled with a hint of comedy, a dash of movies and comics, and just a pinch of everything else. From the minds of Kyle Barrows and Jimmy Schmidt, the guys who've brought you nothing of value before this, the Illogical Universe hopes to be a final bastion for total free speech and artistic freedom. Or at least the Alamo of immature fart humor and irreverent discussion, video game play-throughs, and hilarious web shows. Over the last 2 years, The Illogical Universe has brought you an insane weekly podcast and a few random sputterings of video content. In the coming eons, we hope to start producing more and more video content and podcasts working with local, undiscovered talent in hopes of bringing that sweet, sticky spotlight to the truly deserving. That plus Pringles and Squirt!

But Pringles, Squirt, and A/V equipment cost the monies. Instead of selling what little of our souls we have left, we thought we'd turn to you, the fans and cult members that we seek to entertain in these dark times. With your support of anything as small as a dime, you will help us grow and bring you more and more of what you... as well as keeping those greedy corporate fat cats out of our kool-aid! You'll also be helping us help other talented, up and coming artists in a wide variety of genres but giving them exposure and face time with you! Now, what's not to love about that? So, IF you feel like sending a few bucks our way, we and our guests will love you long time. Like forever long time. Plus, sweet rewards! Thanks so much and enjoy the ride... or else.
Tiers
The Washington
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You'll gain access to a stream of awesome Patron-only content from your favorite idiots! Also, ask us a featured question that we will answer on an upcoming podcast episode! You'll also get a sweet shout out for being awesome. Cuz you are.
The Member
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all the perks of The Washington level; You will have a podcast episode named after you and feature only questions YOU submit! It'll be like an audio celebration of your bad-assness! 
The Big Dime
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington level perks, you will recieve a special thank you video from Jim wearing a dress. Kyle will thank you, but not in dress. Maybe a kilt?
The Up And Comer
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington level perks, we will feature your work on an episode of our podcast (for audio artists) or Bovie Buffs (for visual artists)! We will pimp you harder that Xzibit pimps rides.
The Big Time
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington and Big Dime level perks, we will record you doing a custom intro/outro to our podcast where you can say whatever you want! Get your voice heard... as long as your're not a nazi.
The Special Guest
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington and The Member level perks, we will interview you via Skype/Discord for an episdoe of The Illogical Universe Podcast! Come hang out with us... virutally!
The Star
$2,000 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all other level perks, we will fly you out to sunny Chicago and film an episode of Bovie Buffs with you as well as having you as our special guest on an episode of the Illogical Universe Podcast! You'll be a STAR! Kinda...
The Baller
$10,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Once we have the cash, we shall make a trip to your home and Kyle will turn over possession of Jim's soul to you in an elaborate ceromony with magic and spookily fire monsters. 


Plus all the perks of all previous levels! ALL THE PERKS ARE BELONG TO YOU!

Goals
$0 of $100 per month
This goes to keeping the lights on and will enable us able to keep the podcast going at a bare minimum with no cost to ourselves. This money will go to upkeep of our subscription to our podcast hosting platform as well as our marketing budget to expand the show audience, and a stipend of Pringles and Squirt. 
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The Illogical Universe follows the inane ramblings of two crazies sprinkled with a hint of comedy, a dash of movies and comics, and just a pinch of everything else. From the minds of Kyle Barrows and Jimmy Schmidt, the guys who've brought you nothing of value before this, the Illogical Universe hopes to be a final bastion for total free speech and artistic freedom. Or at least the Alamo of immature fart humor and irreverent discussion, video game play-throughs, and hilarious web shows. Over the last 2 years, The Illogical Universe has brought you an insane weekly podcast and a few random sputterings of video content. In the coming eons, we hope to start producing more and more video content and podcasts working with local, undiscovered talent in hopes of bringing that sweet, sticky spotlight to the truly deserving. That plus Pringles and Squirt!

But Pringles, Squirt, and A/V equipment cost the monies. Instead of selling what little of our souls we have left, we thought we'd turn to you, the fans and cult members that we seek to entertain in these dark times. With your support of anything as small as a dime, you will help us grow and bring you more and more of what you... as well as keeping those greedy corporate fat cats out of our kool-aid! You'll also be helping us help other talented, up and coming artists in a wide variety of genres but giving them exposure and face time with you! Now, what's not to love about that? So, IF you feel like sending a few bucks our way, we and our guests will love you long time. Like forever long time. Plus, sweet rewards! Thanks so much and enjoy the ride... or else.

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Tiers
The Washington
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You'll gain access to a stream of awesome Patron-only content from your favorite idiots! Also, ask us a featured question that we will answer on an upcoming podcast episode! You'll also get a sweet shout out for being awesome. Cuz you are.
The Member
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all the perks of The Washington level; You will have a podcast episode named after you and feature only questions YOU submit! It'll be like an audio celebration of your bad-assness! 
The Big Dime
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington level perks, you will recieve a special thank you video from Jim wearing a dress. Kyle will thank you, but not in dress. Maybe a kilt?
The Up And Comer
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington level perks, we will feature your work on an episode of our podcast (for audio artists) or Bovie Buffs (for visual artists)! We will pimp you harder that Xzibit pimps rides.
The Big Time
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington and Big Dime level perks, we will record you doing a custom intro/outro to our podcast where you can say whatever you want! Get your voice heard... as long as your're not a nazi.
The Special Guest
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to The Washington and The Member level perks, we will interview you via Skype/Discord for an episdoe of The Illogical Universe Podcast! Come hang out with us... virutally!
The Star
$2,000 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all other level perks, we will fly you out to sunny Chicago and film an episode of Bovie Buffs with you as well as having you as our special guest on an episode of the Illogical Universe Podcast! You'll be a STAR! Kinda...
The Baller
$10,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Once we have the cash, we shall make a trip to your home and Kyle will turn over possession of Jim's soul to you in an elaborate ceromony with magic and spookily fire monsters. 


Plus all the perks of all previous levels! ALL THE PERKS ARE BELONG TO YOU!