Jacob Mercy

Jacob Mercy

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While I am not currently actively looking for patrons, I promise you that any amount donated will definitely be spent.
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won't stab you
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will draw you a thing real good
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will have sex with Robert Redford (disclaimer: subject to Mr. Redford being up for it)
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While I am not currently actively looking for patrons, I promise you that any amount donated will definitely be spent.

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
won't stab you
Pledge $100 or more per month
will draw you a thing real good
Pledge $1,000,000 or more per month
only 1 left
will have sex with Robert Redford (disclaimer: subject to Mr. Redford being up for it)