James Greenwood is creating Films and series
2
patrons
Born to seventeen tortoises and a copy of We Bought A Zoo on Blu Ray, I have always had a love for story-telling and a hatred for large families of tortoises. Every dollar I receive on Patreon will go towards better equipment, higher quality content, and less tortoises.

Donate today to support a struggling filmmaker and renowned tortoise hater in creating short films, music videos, skits, sketches, some kind of giant tortoise trap, and eventually full length films!
Tiers
McDonald's Loose Change Menu
$2 or more per creation
Feel like losing weight and/or not gaining weight? Give your spare change to me instead of The Man for nothing in return except the satisfaction of supporting a struggling creator!
McDonald's Small McFeast Meal
$5 or more per creation
Decide to steal some poor kid's lunch money and now feeling the Bully Guilt? Make peace with the universe by giving me a fiver and you'll get a thank you at the end of the video!
McDonald's 24 Chicken McNuggets
$10 or more per creation
Woah woah! Calm down, Richie Rich! Bit dangerous waltzing through the Internet flashing that much cash. Instead of just throwing your hard earned pesos at cheap thrills in a feeble attempt to fill that void in your soul, invest in me instead and be rewarded with the ability to see my projects before anyone else, see behind the scenes, AND get a thank you at the end of it! What a steal!
Born to seventeen tortoises and a copy of We Bought A Zoo on Blu Ray, I have always had a love for story-telling and a hatred for large families of tortoises. Every dollar I receive on Patreon will go towards better equipment, higher quality content, and less tortoises.

Donate today to support a struggling filmmaker and renowned tortoise hater in creating short films, music videos, skits, sketches, some kind of giant tortoise trap, and eventually full length films!

Recent posts by James Greenwood

Tiers
McDonald's Loose Change Menu
$2 or more per creation
Feel like losing weight and/or not gaining weight? Give your spare change to me instead of The Man for nothing in return except the satisfaction of supporting a struggling creator!
McDonald's Small McFeast Meal
$5 or more per creation
Decide to steal some poor kid's lunch money and now feeling the Bully Guilt? Make peace with the universe by giving me a fiver and you'll get a thank you at the end of the video!
McDonald's 24 Chicken McNuggets
$10 or more per creation
Woah woah! Calm down, Richie Rich! Bit dangerous waltzing through the Internet flashing that much cash. Instead of just throwing your hard earned pesos at cheap thrills in a feeble attempt to fill that void in your soul, invest in me instead and be rewarded with the ability to see my projects before anyone else, see behind the scenes, AND get a thank you at the end of it! What a steal!